Chapter 9:
"Breakfast is ready!" Jane yelled out to the waking Avengers.
Logan groaned in annoyance when he noticed almost all the teens already out of bed before them. The Strider kids, along with Sollux and Roxy, were playing videogames on the large TV-screen. Karkat was half asleep on the loveseat next to Terezi who was cheering Dave on (Even though she couldn't see how well he did). The mayor was drawing on the floor in the hallway and the others were nowhere in sight.
"What time is it?" Tony mumbled sleepily.
"8.34 and seventeen seconds."
Tony jumped and turned around and faced a smirking orange sprite. Davesprite snickered at the surprised reaction he got from the playboy billionaire and crossed his arms around the sword in his chest.
"Where the hell did you come from!?" the iron clad hero yelled in shock.
"When a shitty sword and a crow love each other very much, they make an egg together. Now cross that egg with some awesome Strider genes and give the hybrid baby a sprite tail and voila! Your own personal Davesprite."
"…"
"…"
"That doesn't make any sense," Natasha grumbled, glaring at the smirking sprite.
"You will find that not much of our lives will make sense," Rose said, walking in with Kanaya. "I must say, you have an interesting library, Mr. Stark," she said, turning towards Tony.
"Thanks, kid," the man answered grinning. "But I didn't think there were much books for children."
"There certainly aren't," Kanaya answered, giving a gentle smile that slightly showed off her long fangs.
"Hold the fucking phone," Karkat grumbled loudly, seeming to be wide awake all of the sudden. "Are you comparing us to your pathetic human wrigglers?"
"Calm the fuck down Karkles, he didn't mean it like that," Dave grumbled, completely engorged in his game to notice the frown on the super soldier's face and the angry sneer of the smallest of the aliens.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHIT-EATING BULGE-LICKING DOUCHE!" the nubby horned alien yelled. Steve paled after the young troll's choice of words. This was all just too much for the poor man.
"Don't be thuch an ath, KK," Sollux snickered, getting a middle finger from the little ball of rage sitting on the loveseat next to a cackling Terezi.
Once again, Jane's voice called the group to the large dining table. With a sigh, everyone stopped what they were doing and walked over to the dining room. There, Jane had set the table and filled it with pancakes, waffles, brownies, cupcakes and many other delicious looking baked goods. Jane flashed a friendly smile at everyone when they walked in. when Roxy saw her close friend, however, she started laughing uncontrollably.
"Oh my gush, Janey! Your hair is all full with flowur 'nd shizz!" the already tipsy girl laughed.
"Blame my 'cooking buddy'," Jane mumbled irritated, shaking her head in an attempt to get some of the white powder out of it.
Right at that moment, Gamzee walked out of the kitchen. The tall purpleblooded troll was literally white all over. Even his horns were covered in flower. When he noticed everyone staring at him, he waved sheepishly and gave Tony an apologetic smile.
"Sorry 'bout the motherfuckin' cooking block bro, I'll up an' clean everything!" he said, making the genius millionaire frown a little. "Oh! And I'll up an' motherfuckin' replace all the broken shit too… somehow…"
Tony immediately jumped up and rushed over to the kitchen. Leaving Logan, Clint and Peter snickering at the panicked look on the man's face. It didn't take long for a very annoyed Tony Stark to walk back to the table.
"How about you promise me not to try cooking again and we call it even?" the man sighed, gripping the bridge of his nose.
"Aww, c'mon motherfucker! I was just up an' getting my motherfucking learning on!" Gamzee whined, making Steve flinch for the umpteenth time since the foul mouthed aliens had arrived at S.C.H.I.E.L.D. "I aint used to these motherfucking ingredients yet."
"Ok, so what kind of ingredients are you used to?" Bruce asked, actually kind of curious.
"Sopor slime," Karkat grumbled, taking a seat next to his moirail.
"What's that?" Peter asked with a mouth full of cupcake.
"NOT thomething you're thuppothed to eat," Sollux grumbled.
"What's it for then?" Bruce asked.
"To sleep in, preferably. Trolls get terrible nightmares if they don't" Karkat mumbled. "But this shitstain got himself fucking addicted to the stuff."
"So, it's a good thing he doesn't have it anymore," Clint concluded.
"NO! IT'S THE WORST FUCKING THING!" the short troll yelled.
All the other kids seemed to agree with him, except for Gamzee himself, who was spaced out and staring at the flashing colors of his syladex. At least that's what his friends expected, considering he was the only one who could see it, making it look as if he just stared at the air to everyone who didn't know that there was something there.
"I up and feel like drinking a motherfucking faygo, any of you motherfuckers want some?" Gamzee asked the others, giving the group a dopey smile.
"Sure," Peter answered.
"Heads up motherfucker."
Gamzee had just spoken the warning of a bright flash was seen close to his head and a bottle of grape faygo flew at a high speed towards the poor teen hero. Peter was lucky to have such great reflexes and he ducked down just in time. The purple bottle flew right over his head and through the open door and into the living room.
A shout of pain and surprise was heard and Peter turned around just in time to see John dropping out of the air while clutching his stomach. Everyone at the table watched Jade, Jake and Aradia follow the hit boy into the room. Only now, the Avengers realized the four teens had been missing the entire morning.
"Why was I just catapulted by a faygo bottle?!" John wheezed.
"Shit bro, I'm really motherfucking sorry! But that motherfucker was up and supposed to catch him," Gamzee said, pointing towards Peter.
"I thought you were going to throw a bottle, not making it appear out of nothing and shoot it at me at the speed of light!" the spider hero shouted.
"Ain't out of nothing brother, just my motherfucking syladex."
The earth heroes looked at the tall alien teen with confused expressions.
"I do not believe they have syladexes here," Kanaya said, looking at the group of heroes.
"What the hell is a syladex?" Clint asked in wonder.
"I guess the best way to explain it is by saying it's where you put all that random shit in computer games," Dave explained while grabbing a muffin from one of the trays.
The four newly arrived teens had at this point reached the table as well and all sat down. Jade, Jake and Aradia all started eating with taste, but John simply looked disgusted at all the sweets.
"This isn't Betty Crocker, is it?" he asked Jane.
Jane looked at her brother/father/son for a moment before walking back into the kitchen.
"I'll get you some cornflakes."
So, after reading some of reviews you guys wrote, I realized there are acctually people who want me to continue this! Yay!
It'll probably take a while before the next one, but I'll try to get another chapter on a little more frequently.
Next one is going to be more interesting, with a demi god and some ex-dead trolls! X)