Chapter 12:

"Oh, Cod! Fef, are you ok?" Eridan called out, rushing towards the young troll heiress lying on the grass on the middle of Central Park.

"ASKDFJGFTGVH"

Feferi sat up almost immediately when she heard the stream of random letters. With wide eyes, she looked around, ignoring the fussing Eridan by her side. When she noticed Mituna lying face down not that far from her, she jumped to her feet and ran to his side.

In her hurry, she pushed her ex-moirail to the ground and Eridan couldn't do much else while watch his flushcrush run towards the yellowblood.

"Leavve him be Fef, he's just a lowwblood," the boy grumbled while dusting off his pants.

"Don't say that Eridan! He's Sollux' dancestor!" the princess replied.

"Evven wworse!"

"WHO ARE YOU!? WHERE AM I!?" Mituna asked loudly, looking up at Feferi with teary eyes.

"WHERE'TH TULIP AND KURLOTH?"

"Aww! I don't really know," Feferi replied, smiling a little sadly and holding out her hand for the older troll.

Mituna stared at the hand for a while, as if he didn't really know what it was for, before carefully reaching for it. Only once he seemed completely satisfied that it wasn't dangerous to touch, did he grab it. Feferi smiled encouragingly and pulled him to his feet.

"You poor guppy!" Feferi mumbled, patting Mituna on the arm.

The boy just sniveled a little and hung his head, recoiling a little in Eridan's glare.

"Ugh!" another person groaned a few feet away from where the three trolls were standing.

The group turned towards the sound and Mituna tensed visibly by noticing the third seadweller. Cronus sat up and rubbed his head before looking up and noticing the others. His no longer white eyes widened and he quickly jumped to his feet, gaping at the others in disbelieve. Feferi let go of Mituna and tentatively approached the pre-scratch Ampora.

"Uhm… Cronus?" she asked unsurely as the two of them had never been introduced to each other.

"Yeah… uh, you're Feferi, right? Meenah's dancestor?" Cronus replied, giving the girl a nervous half-smile.

"Yes! Oh my Cod! It's so nice to finally meet Eridan's dancestor!" Feferi squealed.

"Wvhere are wve actually?" Cronus wondered out loud, looking around curiously.

The other two seadwellers did the same thing and the group became suddenly aware of the big crowd of humans they were getting. Feferi blushed when she noticed so many people staring at them and shyly waved at the onlookers.

"You think it's possible wwe're on Earth?" Eridan wondered.

"That'd be amazing!" Cronus breathed out, staring back at the human public with wide eyes filled with excitement.

Mituna groaned loudly and grabbed the sides of his helmet, curling into himself while babbling incomprehensively.

"IT HURTTH!" he shouted suddenly.

Several people jumped back at the outburst, while others seemed to show some sympathy, but no one other that Feferi seemed to take action to help him out. The Alternian heiress rushed back towards Mituna and held him, rubbing soothing patterns on his back with a worried look on her face.

"Wwhat the hell is wwrong wwith him?" Eridan asked his dancestor.

"Wvell, he's retar- I-I mean, he's got brain damage from some kinda accident before he died," Cronus replied.

"Great," Eridan huffed, glaring at his former moirail trying to help the troll currently freaking out.

"I think we should go fin some of his friends!" Feferi eventually told the two boys, grabbing Mituna's hand and pulling him along.

"Wwhatevver," the youngest one grumbled.

"I'll followv you wvherevwer you go, kitten," Cronus added slyly.


"Mew are so mean!" Nepeta complained, throwing her fists against the see-through walls of her confinement cell.

"Please calm yourself, Nepeta, you should not lower yourself to the level of… lowbloods," Equius told her from his cell across from hers.

"… sorry."

"I am sure these people have a reason to lock us up," the blueblood assured her.

"I wouldn't be so sure of that," a silky voice spoke up from the cell next to Equius.

"I do not believe we asked for the opinion of a lowblood," the tallest of the two trolls responded coolly.

"Equius!"

"Lowblood? I am Loki! A king far greater than you peasants!" the black haired prince of Asgard replied offended.

"Forgive me, but your appearance is so much like a human's that I simply suspected you have the same blood color," Equius excused himself, starting to sweat in his nervousness.

"I greatly dislike being compared to humans! Troll," Loki hissed.


Meulin looked at the shiny orb nervously, before looking back up at her confident looking matesprit… excuse me, ex-matesprit. Kurloz just looked at her and smiled as best as he could with stitched up lips. He held out his hand and towards her. The cat girl blushed a little and grabbed it tightly, smiling back up at the indigo blood.

"So you're sure about this thing?" Rufioh asked the highblood nervously.

Kurloz glanced at him and nodded, before turning back towards Meulin and signing at her.

'MITUNA UP AND WENT THROUGH THAT MOTHERFUCKING THING, SO I'LL FUCKING FOLLOW MY MOTHERFUCKING WICKED PALEBRO.'

'THEN I'LL COME WITH MEW,' Meulin replied with a confident expression.

Kurloz' expression softened and he nodded again before starting to walk towards the white orb, followed by 8 other dead trolls.

"Don't wory baby, we're coming!" Latula cheered, holding up both her and Mituna's skateboard before getting sucked in by the light source after Kurloz and Meulin.


First off, I know I'm bad with puns and all, so please just overlook that. Writing those type of things in a foreign language is really fucking hard.

Secondly... Thanks for the wait, I hope the quality of my story isn't suffering all that much ^_^