Zoro and Nami sat in the sand on the beach. Zoro was sick of hearing nothing but the oceans and he stomach growling. He stood up and walked toward the forest.
"Oi! I'm heading the other side of the island. You can stay or come. Hopefully you'll stay." Nami turned around and glared at him. She knew she had no choice. She was hungry and there might be food. She stood up and ran after the green haired man that was disappearing into the woods. Zoro let out an exasperated sigh as he heard her footsteps. This was not gonna be fun.
"ZORO! LOOK WERE LOST!" Nami cried as they passed the waterfall a third time.
"NO! I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE!" Zoro said scratching his head and walking east.
"You have no sense of direction!" Nami said pulling his arm and trying to walk north.
"Typical woman trying to say that men have no sense of direction!" Zoro snorted pulling her east. Nami pulled him back north.
"Men have a sense of direction! Just not you! So does that mean you're not a man!" She exclaimed trying to drag him north. Zoro snatched his arm away. "Fine, let's stay at the waterfall to night. We can probably fish and start a fire." She suggested tiredly
"Fine." Zoro walked toward the waterfall and began to climb down. Nami followed, complaining, like always.
Nami was actually quite impressed with Zoro considering he was SO useless on the ship. He had caught 4 fish and even started a fire. All Nami had to do was cook the food
"You didn't cook this right!" Zoro grunted biting into the fish. "Who's the useless one now?" Nami clenched her fist around the stick holding her fish.
"Ugh! Of course you have to complain Zoro! Even after I dressed you're fucking wounds!" Nami sighed throwing her fish on a stick at him hitting him square in the face. "I'm not hungry anymore." Nami stormed of leaving Zoro sitting by the fire by himself
"Damn women." He could tell they were never going to get along; all he could hope for is that Luffy and the gang come back before he killed her.