"Crow, we have a mission," Hare called out.
"It better not be some stupid C rank mission. Although your Chunin, I am full fledged ANBU. I expect something a little better." he responded with a tone of annoyance. Crow wore the standard ANBU attire of a gray flak vest with a tanto strapped to the back, and black pants. He had a pouch on each thigh, and one on his butt. He had light brown hair, that just slightly defied gravity itself.
"I'm sorry." was Hare's response.
Crow took a deep breath, and then let it out. "So it is another stupid C rank mission?"
"Nah, the old man gave us a B-rank. I hope that's more to your taste, you who does S rank missions with the occasional SS rank one," Hare, or Naruto responded.
"Should you ever have the honor of being on my level, you will find that S class missions are extremely fun. Of course for you as you are, you would probably die ten minutes in from stress. The sad thing is, that means you woudn't have made it outside the gates of the Leaf Village," Crow responded.
Hare also wore the standard ANBU attire. Except four sizes down. He instead had rich blond hair, that was no longer than two inches. His retort, "Shut up." After a few moments, he said, "Do you want to know what the mission is?"
Crow simply nodded and caught the scroll tossed to him. "So all we have to do is start a start a riot in some village on the border, so that they hire us to end the riot?" To which he only got a nod. "At least its a bit more fun than other B-class missions. So, on the final order of business, do you want to make a dramatic exit, or a silent one."
After pondering for a few moments, Hare responded. "Dramatic."
Crow nodded, and they made their way out of the ANBU barracks. Once outside, instead of hopping through the roofs, they walked stoically though the village. People stared in awe and fear at them. Both standing side by side, equally tall and imposing. Hare was only as tall due to a advance transformation technique.
Not that any of the people surrounding knew that. Eventually, the two ANBU disappeared from sight from the people of Leaf. It wouldn't due for them to know that ANBU had actually left on a mission.
Naruto signaled to Crow with the secret ANBU messaging system. 'That was fun.'
'Indeed,' was Crows response.