Crow and Hare jumped through the trees silently. During their travels, they had passed by a team of Chunin eating in a small clearing. The patrol team. They weren't suppose to have lunch for another thirty minutes.
The two passed the Chunin, signing to each other that they were going to hand out more gate duty. Poor souls.
They carried on, finally arriving at the outskirts of the village of Red Bird. Hare then spoke, "How are we suppose to start a riot?" They sat in contemplation for a few moments before Crow spoke, "I have an idea."
There was chaos in the streets. People chanted the name, "Nagerai, Nagerai, Nagerai," continuously.
Hare then decided speak, "We were suppose to start a riot, not a revolution," he said dryly.
Crow rubbed the back of his neck, though no facial expression could be seen. Perhaps he did it out of embarrassment, he may have just had an itch. Crow replied, "How could you expect me to know that the people would start a revolution when I destroyed the Icha Icha that was fixing to be released and blame it on the governor. I didn't think the response would be this bad. But hey, Nagerai sounds betters than Nada."
"Well, at least we can charge more for the mission to quell the rioting," Hare commented sarcastically.
"This was a commission based mission. That means more for us," Crow retorted. He then pulled out a copy of the Icha Icha new release, and started reading it. A slight giggle could be heard from him.
"Crow, are you really reading that," Hare asked.
"Bunny, perhaps one day, you will be able to appreciate such literature as this. It may take you half a century to reach that maturity level, but I have confidence you will reach it," Crow said with pride in his voice.
"Ass," was Hare's dignified response.
"Why bunny," Crow dramaticlly said, "I cannot believe you would use such foul language that requires such a low level of intelligence. When you insult someone, articulate your words so that at first they seem a compliment, but are really an insult."
"Did you just call me stupid?"
"Why Hare, I would never use such a word to describe your level intelligence," Crow replied with a voice of fake shock. Naruto wisely chose not to respond.