Chapter 9
Hare looked at the items before him. He promptly went through several hand seals before shooting fire from his mouth, incinerating the previous items. "Are you serious! What made you think I wanted smut for my birthday," Hare demanded!
Crow's came quickly, "I figured that you could use a hobby."
Hare smacked his mask before replying, "I'm ten, and you're so annoying."
"But I'm still your favorite," Crow replied confidently.
"I'm wouldn't be too sure about that. Cat is getting her boyfriend to teach me three techniques for my tanto. That's more than you've ever done," Hare retorted.
"What," Crow exclaimed with an exaggerated amount of shock, "But I taught you how to climb trees!"
"Cat taught me how to make my own explosive tags, taught me two tanto techniques herself, helped me learn how to suppress my chakra, walk on water, how to use fire techniques, and gave me my first kunai and shurkien set," Naruto listed off.
"I teach you how to be witty," Crow responded lamely.
"As if, more like you verbally abuse me," Naruto retorted.
"I showed what you affinity was."
"And did nothing after that, despite having the same affinity."
"You should be responsible enough to practice on your own. You have plenty of scrolls to look upon for knowledge and never asked me for advice anyways."
Naruto was silent at that. Then, a few moments later, Naruto responded, "Cat is still winning."