Merlin's Book of Useful Spells and Magical Creatures
Cure for a hangover
Aufer obsceni effectus Vocatus a corpore.
DO NOT tell anyone you know this, deny all knowledge of such a spell, use rarely. The Court Physician has an equally effective cure even though it has an unpleasant taste
A spell to clean clothes
Sit vestem, mundum.
Useful for daily emergencies.
Change hair color
Colorem mutat ad naturalem appetitum eu leo.
Sometimes the most simple change is all you need for a disguise
Change color of fabric
Mutat colorem naturalem appetitum ad fabricae color.
Also useful for disguise
Opening locks
Alohomora.
Hopefully you will not need to break anyone out of prison, also useful for spying
Locking spell
Tincidunt.
To stop someone from getting in or from getting out
Sleeping spell
Somnus.
Good for getting around guards and and annoying knights
Bubble of silence
Sit silentii claustra.
Necessity for private conversations
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Dragons
They answer to me, don't insult them, none of your magic will affect them
Unicorns
Leave them alone, it's not worth it
Wyverns
Just run for cover
Trolls
Terribly ugly, smell awful, true form can be seen in a mirror, be wary
Serkets
Run and pray that you have a dragon for a friend, there is no cure to a serket sting
Goblins
DO NOT RELEASE, they cause way too much trouble, keep sealed in lead box
Pixie
Troublesome little buggers, find an excuse to get them out of the city
Sidhe
Your magic is no match for them, avoid direct confrontation, try to take their staff, run and stay away from the Lake of Avalon
Griffins
Can only be killed by an enchanted weapon, run
Oh blast it all. I'm leaving you with a library of books which is more than I had. And magic is legal. You'll be fine.
- Merlin Emrys
