Disclaimer: Neither KnB nor the character were mine. All rights belong to Fujimaki Tadatoshi and the publishers.
Author's note: You can skip this chapter if you want but you'd better read it if you want to know what actually happened. Also,to clear any of your misunderstadings, I call Kagami with Kuroko's body Kagami,and Kuro-chan with Kagami's body Kuroko. Try to imagine Akashi glaring at Kuroko while reading this chapter,okay. I know it's difficult,but just ,this story takes place after the winter cup.
So confuse were Kagami and Kuroko that they couldn't hear their name being called by the others .Kuroko stood up,and then pulled the other teen up. It was easy consider how small and light Kagami had become. And no,he was not happy knowing how small he really was. Everyone rushed to their place,asking if they were okay. Again, Kise and Momoi tackled the blunette to the ground, but this time, how he reacted surprised, or rather, terrified them:
-Kurokochi/Tetsu-kun,are you okay? Are you hurt? That Bakagami is su~per heavy, isn't he? Mou~, he is unbelievable! You should be more careful, Tetsu-kun/Kurokochi. I swear he pushed you down because he couldn't control his perverted mind…
-WHAT THE HELL! WHY THE HECK DID YOU JUMP ON ME? AND GET OFF,YOU'RE HEAVY!
-Eh? –came the answer from Kise and Momoi
-EHHHHHHHHHHHH! -and then, everyone in the gym.
-What's wrong Kuroko-kun?/Are you okay,Kuroko?/Tetsu,did you hit your head that hard?/Did you switch your body with Kagami or something?/Are you trying to be a new person on your birthday?-they started to attack Kuroko with questions,expecting Kuroko to deny all of those,but:
-Coach, I don't know what's wrong either. And I'm okay,Hyuuga-sempai. Aomine-kun,I didn't hit my head. That seems to be the case Koganei-sempai. I'm definitely not trying to do that, Kiyoshi-sempai.
Kuroko steadily replied all of their question,hoping that he could calm them down. However,things…got worse, a lot worse.
-What on earth are you saying,Bakagami?/Kagami Taiga, if you dare to imitate Tetsuya, I will kill you./Oh,so Kagami has finally try to be polite!/Kagamichi, don't worry, I'm calling the doctor now!/What do you mean "that seems to be the case" Kagami? -yep, everyone technically roared at the redhead, who is actually Kuroko then.
-WHAT! Why did you treat me so differently? –Kagami yell, obviously felt insulted then
Before everyone started the "interrogation" again, Kuroko spoke up:
- Everyone, I know you might not trust me but please listen to what I have to say. I think I have somehow switch body with Kagami-kun.
-Huh? What's with that logic,you sound exactly like Kuroko now!-Huuyga said
-Wait, does that mean I'm right? –Koganei cheerfully chirped in
-Kuroko, there is no way something like that can happen! –Kagami stated matter-of-fact-ly
Everyone's head immediately snaped to the blunette with eyes full of confusion. Everyone stared and paled. Silence filled the room until:
-Kagami-kun, how else would you explain this then?
-This is a stupid dream and I can wake up anytime I want.
Kagami had expected some kind of rough retorts but he didn't expected Kuroko to jab him on the side.
-Ouch,what was that for you jerk?
-I'm trying to help Kagami-kun to wake up. That didn't hurt enough it seems. I will try Ignite Pass this time.
-Don't you dare do that! It's freaking hurts! –Kagami pulled Kuroko's collar down (actually he intended to grab his head but he was too short) despite being smaller.
Akashi-for the very first time in his life-had no idea what to do. But being the prideful captain as he is, he would have to stop this mess nevertheless
-Tetsuya, Taiga, are you telling me that you actually got switch?
-Yes, Akashi-kun/No, like hell something like that can happen!
Akashi cringed his eyebrows, not pleased with the answers he received. Riko seemed to be thinking about something. Akashi look back and forth from Kuroko's face to Kagami's. For once, looking at the taller boy didn't annoy him to death, but a familiar soothing feeling that he could only have when he is with Tetsuya. Akashi decided to trust his instinct, no matter how illogical he would sound and continued. He turned his gaze upward, meeting Kuroko's crimson eyes
-Then, Tetsuya, what make you think that you got switch?
-Are you seriously trying to reason with a guy who thinks a meteor can fall down the other team's bench if we lost 100 points?
-Shut up, Taiga, I was talking with Tetsuya!
-Akashi-kun, I just think everything is possible with coach's cooking, left alone Momoi-san helped her…
Akashi's face pale as he remember "that" day, the day when he walked in the gym just to find his teammates lying unconscious on the floor after trying Momoi's cookies and Aomine, who was completely aware of the danger they were facing, was nowhere to be found (later Akashi found out that Aomine had ditched his friends to save himself and of course, he doubled Aomine's training menu).
-I see, that does make sense. But, how can they do something like that with normal ingredients from the supermarket
-I'm not sure. I think they used some kind of weird medicine
-Actually, about that…-Riko hesitantly said-we did buy weird sugar from a suspicious looking shop
_SILENCE_
"YOU BUY WHAT FROM WHERE?"- everyone screamed in unison.
-Uhm, we went to the supermarket to buy the ingredients, you know, flour, eggs, garlics, and stuff like that…
'What do you use garlics for'-everyone thought
-…but they were out of sugar. We went to several other supermarkets and convenient stores, but none of them has sugar. When we were strolling back in depression, we saw a shop with the sign 'we have everything you need here' so we decided to check it out. When we walked into the shop, an old lady asked what we needed. And when I said we needed sugar to bake a cake, she seemed to be thinking about something for a while then walked to the back of the store and return with a small bag. She said it wasn't really sugar, but we can use it. The sugar she gave us was green, but when we tasted it, we didn't notice anything strange with it –Momoi told the story loud and clear so the whole gym can hear her
-Then it was the sugar that switch their body? –Midorima were still confused, so as the others
Momoi were silent and Riko just shrugged in reply.
-Let's just assume that the sugar was the reason behind all this. It's late, we won't be able to get any more information today. We will investigate this tomorrow. Shintarou, do some researches tonight and try to find as much information as you can. Satsuki, the same goes for you. The rest of you go home for now. To who wish to join us tomorrow, came to the park at exactly 2 pm in the park. Dismiss –Akashi gave the orders, and no one dared to question anything.
When almost everyone left, Akashi came to where Kagami and Kuroko were standing
-Tetsuya, what would you do now?
-I will go home and explain what happened to my family, they would understand.
-Okay then. I will see you tomorrow –And he glare at Kagami's direction-if you dare to do something inappropriate with Tetsuya's body, I will make you wish you had never existed. I know everything, so don't event try.
-Said the guy who can't change us back.
That did it, Akashi smiled and took out his scissors. But before he can do anything, Kuroko grabbed Kagami's hand and ran away while screaming :"thank you for your concern, Akashi-kun, but we have to leave now"
~To be continued~