Disclaimers: KnB-not +publishers.

Warnings: Again,this fic is T-rated.

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Kagami walked in the bathroom,depressed,for many reasons. One,he was in Kuroko's body,which made him seriously uncomfortable. Two,his shadow was (kind of) mad at him,which couldn't mean a good thing. Three,he would have to get the blanket and futon from the attic,which certainly was not a fun thing to do. Well,that might be fun,but only for people who like to see ghosts in a dark and dusty place (and Kagami was not one of them)*. And four,he still didn't give Kuroko his present. The present that had took him two months to prepared,the present that he had to think so hard about,the present that he had finally decided to choose after a long long conversation with Himuro,the present that represent his feeling for Kuroko,…was left in his pants' pocket and had been completely forgotten until he read that magazine. That meant,Kagami would have to think of a plan to give the present to Kuroko before midnight. 4 hours,not too much time,but also,not too little.

Kagami retrieved the square wrapped box from his pants' pocket and carefully placed it on the mirow cabinet. He slowly unbuttoned his uniform and accidentally saw his reflection in the mirror. When he relized he was looking at Kuroko stripping,he immediately averted his gaze,looking at anywhere but the mirror. Yes,at that moment,Bakagami still didn't relize that what he would be dealing with later on is a lot worse.

Once Kagami was in the shower booth,he bent his head down and closed his eyes so that the water won't get into his eyes then turned the water knob. He stayed like that for a few minutes,hoping the hot water could somehow help ease his sore muscles. Still in that position,he took the shampoo bottle and squeezed shampoo on his head. He kept the water running while he washed his hair. Kagami remembered Kuroko's hair to be thin and silky and his to be rough and thick,so the feels of his hair against his hands was weird,but he liked it. Kagami allowed water to splash on his head and wash away the foam after a few minutes of scrubbing it. He trailed his hands from his head to his nape and shoulder. Kuroko shoulders was,in fact,a lot smaller than Kagami,but since the sizes of their hands were also different,Kagami didn't notice anything strange. So far,he was still enjoying his shower (in an innocent way,at least). The problem began when he turned off the water and started cleaning his body. With his hands full of bath gel, Kagami touched his arms and rubbed it a little,then moved to his neck and chest. Kagami's eyes followed his hands as they slipped through his chest. He felt blood rushing to his face as he saw and touched the soft,pink nipples. 'A boy's nipples aren't suppose to have that color,dammit!' Kagami screamed in his mind. His hands were slightly trembling after that. They trembled even harder at the contact with his abdomen. Kuroko doesn't eat much,so most people would think he is scrawny or thin. That wasn't true. He does comsumes little food,but his love for vanilla milkshakes provided him enough calories to have an average built. And Kuroko does go through Riko's training menu everyday,so his abs are pretty stiff. Kagami inwardly cursed himself for not buying a bath towel. But no matter how much he regretted it,a body scrub wouldn't appear before his eyes and save him. He tried not to think anything (perverted) when his hands slid down the smooth thigh but to no avail. It was difficult not to imagine anything with his hands being slippery and the water steam making everything became alluring. 'At this rate,it will be hard' Kagami thought. He visibly flinched at the unintentional pun. He straighten up and reached to his back to clean it. His hands moved along the spine and eventually touched his buttcheek. Kagami's face went as red as possible when he felt something round,smooth and bouncy against his hands. Quickly moved his hands to the small hip,he reflexively looked down to see his hands and unintentionally saw that. He eyed it for three seconds…then snapped his head to the right,fast enough to break his neck. Fortunately,his neck didn't break,but he wish it had. Seriously,he'd rather die than to touch it. It's not because of disgust,never could he be disgusted by something that was related to Kuroko. 'This is just so wrong in many levels'. Kagami dared himself to look at that again. '…Somehow,the size fits him' and he mentally slapped himself for that thought. Kagami turned the cold water knob. He didn't care if he would get sick or not,he needed to cool down. Despite his efforts,his body's temperature kept rising. Kagami hold his breath,shut his eyes,his hands were shaking hard and,he touched 'it'. Kagami should know better than to do that because now,he looked like he was jerking off in the bathroom.

Kagami walked out of the bathbooth,his face could put the color of a ripe tomato to shame. He put on a long-sleeved T-shirt. As he thought,it was way too baggy for him now. He tried to wear his pants too,but they slid off as soon as he let go of his hands. Kagami shrugged,whatever,no pants then. He quickly grabbed the square box and got out of the bathroom.

Kuroko plopped down the bed the moment Kagami was out of the room. He thought about the day. Everything happened so quick that his mind still hadn't fully comprehend what had occurred that day. He came to school,went to the gym to pratice,and unexpectedly all of his teamates,old and new,were there,throwing him a surprise party. That was normal and he was happy about it. What he didn't understand was why he and Kagami got switched 10 minutes after they walked into the gym. And just why was he here again,in Kagami's room? It's true that Kuroko was confused,but he didn't hate it. It's not everyday that you experience things like this,right? Also,he absolutely didn't hate the bathroom accident or staying at Kagami's place. He pull Kagami's shirt's collar to his nose and sniffed it. 'It faintly has Kagami-kun's smell'. And then he realized he was lying on Kagami's bed. He grabbed a pillow and hugged it. His arms were longer than they used to be,so hugging one pillow wasn't enough to satisfy him. He reached out his hands and grabbed another pillow. The pillows were big enough to fit in his arm and cover half of his face. Kagami's scent was inhaled when he breath in. The bed was warm and comfy,the pillows were soft and the whole room was giving him the same feeling as Kagami:safe and peaceful. He dozed off,unaware that byt doing that,he will give a certain blue-haired teen a big trouble.

Kagami opened the fridge and took out a Pocari bottle. He only drinks Pocari after drastic workouts. Apperently,the shower with Kuroko's body was classified as one. He held the bottle in one hand and the present in the other and walked to his room while guping down the drink. It only took Kagami a glance at the full length mirrow hung on the hallway wall (god know why it was there) to spit out his Pocari. Take the thing you find moé-est in the world,mutiply it by a zillion,and you get what Kagami was looking at. He was in the freshly-out-of-the-bath state as some water droplets still remained on his tangled hair,shining like little gem stones while some was falling off his head. His small nose,along with with his cheeks,was slightly red due to the shower. The pink lips were glossy and looked even more kissable because of the Pocari and saliva he'd spit out a moment ago. And his outfit. Let's say,Kagami was dumstruck by what he was wearing then. His T-shirt looked like a dress as it reached mid-thight,it's sleeves cover his hands so only the tips of his middle finger could be seen. The shirt slid off his shoulder,revealing the sexy collar bone and shoulders. It might be hard to believe,but after seeing Kuroko like this,a naked Kuroko wasn't really that big of a problem. This Kuroko aroused Kagami. He wanted to ravish those lips and nibble on that delicious-looking neck,as well as leaving marks on those milky white thighs. Oh,how he wished he was looking at the real Kuroko in flesh,not his reflection,so that he could push him down and **** him. Sad as it was,Kagami was thinking dirty thoughts,thoughts about doing things that were even more shameful than ****ing Kuroko. Yes,****ing and fing*ring himself while looking at the mirror sounded nice. Yeah,maybe he would do that…Luckily,our hero snapped out of his trance before he lost himself. The bad thing was,all those wild imaginations finally got to him,and made a hot red liquid trickled down his nose. Nose bleeding does not suit Kuroko one bit,Kagami decided. He covered his nose and ran to the bathroom at max speed.

When he was done cleaning his face,Kagami stroll back to his room,eyes stuck on the floor for fear of seeing something inappropriate again. The first thing he saw when he reached his room was himself sleeping innocently on the bed while hugging a pile of pillow. 'Oh,great! My day kept getting beter and better' he mentally face-palmed.

~To be continued~

*:Kagami being scared of ghost is a fact. I read it in Replace 3. He had to hold Kuro-chan's hand because he was too scared,just how cute is that?!

Authour's note: Writing this chapter was harder than I thought *sigh*. So I tried to find some fics to get inspiration after I was done with the shower scene. I have no idea why I ended up with a list of smut and M-rated fics. So,...uh,yeah,blame those fic for the perverted kare shatsu scene. Btw,some of you said that I got better with my writing,so I was wondering if I got better again with this chapter. I hope I did. Please review to tell me.

To Aira Aura-san: Thanks for reviewing. And Kagami didn't really forget to ask for the clothes,he thought Kuroko's grandma prepared it for him already so...You can read that in detail in chapter 3.