6. Allow New England States to make snacks for the Nations Meeting:
"Eh? This even edible?" Matthew picks up a brunt looking thing. "Is this a rock?"
"Hey bro! You can use as a hockey puck." Alfred laughs as he slaps Matthew back as he plays catch with one of the scones.
"Japan! Are you alright?" Italy shakes Japan as he starts forming at the mouth with his eyes roll back into his head. He drops one of the burnt cupcake that he took a bite out of on to the floor.
"I don't see what the bloody problem is. They're delicious ." England takes another bite into his scone.
7. Discuss Pirates V.S Wizards:
Alfred opens the door to the State meeting to see some of the States hiding in the corner beneath tables and chairs. Face palming when he sees The Carolinas holding their wands and wearing their black capes as they glare at Florida and California their old pirate gear. New England were cheering the Carolinas on as the South cheer on Florida and California.
"Pirates are better than stupid magic users!" FLorida hisses as she slash her slaber through the air. She tilts her red hat as she spits at Carolinas' feet.
"Wizards and Witches can defeat pirates any day," North Carolina snarls as South crosses her arms.
Turning to Alfred they glare at him. THey point at the other as they snarl curses at each other.
"Which one is better dad?!" They hiss as Alfred stands there for a moment before speaking.
"Vikings." Alfred's eye widen as his children glare at him as they four start pulling out swords. He runs out screaming like a girl.
8. Ask Wyoming if she has gay cowboys:
"I would like to say my state has been doing great since the recent level of cattle." Wyoming points to her chart as she looks over the crowd. Most of her sibling were sleeping. Her green eyes dulling as she starts talking about cows.
"Hey...Hey Mexy...Mexy...MEXY!" Mexy, aka New Mexico turns to his brother, Colorado who had a cigar in his hand. "How much will it cost for you to stand up and ask her if she has gay cowboys?"
"250, plus hospital bills." Mexy states plainly as he crosses his arms. "Also yell Mexico is coming to get Texas piss off."
"Alright," Colorado smirks as he hands over 250 bucks as he watches Mexy stand up with a heavy sigh.
Alfred looks at his cellphone to see he has a text from Delaware. Reading it his face makes friends with the table as Matthew looks at his text. Soon he also joins his brother as they wonder why Mexy had to ask that question. Now with 112 gunshot wounds with rope burns, he was resting in the hospital.
9. Start a fire in the middle of the meeting:
"Shush D.C, shush, it's alright. Uncle and grandpa's not trying to set you on fire again." Virginia cooes at D.C as he hugs her neck tightly crying for Alfred.
"Massachusetts what were you thinking when you did that fire spell around D.C?" Maryland hiss as he holds BOston's shirt in his hand as he had his fist raise.
"It was an accident?" Boston looks sheepish as he shrugs. "It's been what years since War of 1812, isn't he over it?"
"Time to pay little England," Maryland smiles evilly as Boston pales.
After a hour, Alfred enters the room to see Boston pin up with tiny swords wearing a pink tutu with a long blonde wig. His face was cover in make-up as he's passed out.
10. Catch North Dakota's garden on fire:
"Should you been at the meeting?" Boston backs away quickly as the flames seem to dance in Akota's eyes as she smile at him. He shrieks as she raise a bloody hockey stick with barbed wire around it. He starts running as she starts giggle. "I didn't mean to catch your sunflowers on fire!"
"They were for Kimo!" Akota swings at at his head.
Matthew and Alfred watches as Akota swings at Boston's head as they ran past. They sip lemonade as they sat on the porch barefooted.
"Honey, you're swinging to early! Wait till his head is in sight!" Matthew shouts as Alfred shrugs.
"Make sure you clean up after, I don't want the blood to stain in your clothes again AKota." Alfred tilts his head as they disappear around the corner.
I hope you enjoy this update! Please review if you have an idea of how to kill time and which state you want to see next.
