Disclaimers: Let's play it Lunaryuu's style : See chapter 1.

To switch back to your body without using magic,two people who got switch must…

"…stick close to each other and never stay more than 20 meters away from each other for 28 days".
"15 meters…they'll have to stay in one house then?" Kise stated in form of a question.
"Kissing does sound less troublesome than that,ne" Riko stroked her chin.
"I think so too,it's just a peck on the lips,right?" Kiyoshi said.
"Oh,it's not just a peck on the lips. I told you didn't I,that those two must be physically connect? That means,they will have to make a deep kiss,tongue in,saliva mixed. And it lasts until the two return back to normal,about 5 minutes or so" Fuwashi told them casually like talking about the weather.

Everyone grimaced,jaw dropped to the ground. Kuroko blushed,Kagami blushed,Akashi glared at Fuwashi,Midorima blushed plus pushing up a cracked glasses,Murasakibara turned serious and glared at Kagami,Aomine got into the Zone and looked as if he was ready to murder someone,Kise was in a complicated mood as he tried to get into a serious mode but can't because his mind was still infected by an imaginary image of Kuroko being kissed deeply and heatedly.

"So,your choice is…?" Fuwashi,being oblivious to the tense atmosphere,broke the silence.
"T-The kiss…" Kagami stuttered. Five glares (and a really astonished look from Kuroko) were directed to him as he spoke. "…is impossible" he finished. Kagami swore he had seen from the corner of his eyes that someone had smirked victoriously and heard some relieved turned to Kuroko and saw a furious blushing himself.
"Well,in that case,you will have to stay in one house. Decide whose house you'll be staying at yourselves" Fuwashi smiled.
"Then,my house" Kagami said,somewhat embarrassed. Kuroko shyly nodded.
"Kagamin,you live alone,right?" Momoi asked.
"How did you know" Kagami sweatdropped..
"No way! Who knows what perverted things you will do to Kurokochi if you stay at the same house as him without anyone to monitor you guys!" Kise yelled.
"Are you an idiot? What can I do with this weak body? And even if I can,do you think I'll enjoy it when my body was the one suffering it. Not like I'll do anything to him anyway". You may don't believe it,but Kagami actually sound convincing.
"Kaga-chin,you're wrong~. There is something" Murasakibara,who had been quiet from the beginning finally spoke up.
"Like what?" Kagami's head snapped to Murasakibara.
"Masturbating~" Murasakibara said innocently.

Everyone jaw-dropped and blushed for the n time of the day.

"Oi,Kuroko,do you remember that time when we met Murasakibara at the street basketball tourment?..." Kagami muttered,only loud enough for Kuroko to hear.
"Yes,Kagami-kun" Kuroko replied but didn't turn to Kagami and stared at Murasakibara while sweat-dropping.
"…That time you said something like 'he is basically a kid with a screw loose' or something like that,right?" Kagami continued in a low voice. Kuroko nodded. "HOW THE HELL CAN SOMEONE LIKE THAT BE A KID?!" Kagami yelled and pointed his finger at Murasakibara.
"I'm sorry,I shall fix that. He is a big child with dirty mind" Kuroko deadpanned.
"That's what you said?!"
"So~ Kaga-chin and Kuro-chin should stay at Kuro's chin house" Murakibara pointed his finger up like he had an idea.
"Actually,we can't even if we want to,Murasakibara-kun,there aren't any beds big enough for me in my house"
"So that's why you stayed over at his place yesterday" Akashi directed his question at Kuroko.
"Hai. But how did you know,Akashi-kun?"
"It was easy to tell. You wore your uniform and both came late"
"You were later then us"
"You two were sweating. That aside,I will not tolerate you two staying in alone one house"
"It's not like we have a choice!" Kagami joined in the conversation.
"You can stay over at my place! My house is big enough and my parents won't mind" Kise piped in.
"Kise-kun,I don't want to travel from Kanagawa prefecture to Tokyo every morning to go to school"
"Then,my house…" Midorima suggested.
"I don't want stay with a weirdo like you" Kagami rolled his eyes.
"Please don't mind him,Midorima-kun. We don't want to bother anyone,so I'll have to turn down the offer"
"But,Kurokochi- "
"Argh,why can't you guys just leave us alone?! Am I that untrustworthy?"
"Yes" Seirin,GoM and Kuroko said in unison.
"Seriously?!" Kagami gaped.
"Back to the problem,Kuroko-kun,I think you should inform your parents about this. Kagami is fine since he lives alone…" Riko advised,afraid that Kuroko also have overprotective parents.
"Hai,I will call them after we decided where to stay"
"Is that really ok?"
"Hai,I'm sure they'll understand. Now,about me staying in Kagami-kun's house,I think it's completely ok. In fact,I don't know why you guys are so worried,we don't fight much and even if we do,I'm now stronger than him. Also,that…'thing' Murasakibara-kun mentioned,I'm able to accept it because Kagami-kun is a healthy teenager boy,so it isn't his fault if he has that kind of…necessity". After Kuroko finished,Aomine looked like his eyes would pop out and Murasakibara continuously glaring dagger at Kagami but Kagami was to busy blushing to notice that.

"Kurokochi,you are too kind!" Kise wailed.
"I will take that as a compliment,Kise-kun"
"You shouldn't! Akashichi,do something about this!"
"Ryouta,shut up. I know what to do" Akashi said and Kise immediately stop his wailing. Then Akashi turned to Kuroko "Very fine,Tetsuya,if that is what you want".
"But Akashi-kun,I…wait,excuse me,can you repeat what you've said"
"I said,if you want to stay at that insolent,rude,stupid,hot-headed,ignorant,worthless Taiga,I will let you"
"EHHHHHHH?!" everyone yelled,even Kagami.
"Uh…thank you?!" Kuroko hesitantly said,not realy trust his ears.
"Oi,Akashi,are you serious?" Aomine asked with a face that showed different emotions,mostly angry and bewilder.
"Yes,Daiki. It's not like he can do anything while I'm still in Tokyo. That reminds me,Kagami Taiga,when this is over,I will make sure you pay for having a nosebleed seeing Tetsuya in your shirt"

Everyone snapped their head to Kagami. Kuroko ogled him. Kagami sweatdropped.

Shit,how did he know that "I did not!" Kagami protested. He glanced over to Kuroko to see his reaction. Kuroko's face showed no emotion. Dammit,he probably thought I'm disgusting, Kagami mentally face-palmed. Kuroko faked a cough.

"Akashi-kun,the time we need to change back is 28 days,can you stay in Tokyo for that long?"
"No,Tetsuya,but I'll have my way" Akashi smirked,his eyes glinted and for some reason four people,Kagami,Kuroko,Aomine,Kise,Midorima broke out in cold sweat.
"Are,what's wrong,Kise-chin,you looked pale"
"I don't know,Murasakibarachi,I've just felt a chill along my spine for some reason…"
"Ryouta,your instinct is sharp" Akashi said,still with his mysterious -scary- smirk.
"What does that supposed to mean?" Kise grimaced.
"Uhm,then I'd better call my parents and tell them now" Kuroko,who seemed to be the least disturbed by Akashi's unexpected statements and actions,said. He took out his phone and dialed some numbers. He was about to put it to his ear when Riko asked him to put it on speaker. So he put it on speaker so that everyone could listen to the conversation.

"Hi dear! How are you doing? I heard from grandmother that your body got switch with Kagami-kun. Have you changed back?" A warm and smooth voice came from the phone.
"No,we haven't. Oka-san,I-"
"OH MY GOD! Listen to your voice! So deep and manly! Gosh,I think I felt in love with my own son's voice! Oh,but your voice is still not as good as Takeshi-kun. Yep,your dad's voice is the best!"
Everyone,even Kuroko sweatdropped but no one dared to interrupt the conversation.
"Ok,I understand how you feel,oka-san. Uhm,now would you listen to what I have to say?"
"Yes,sure. What do you need,dear?"
"Uhm,I can't stay away from Kagami-kun for more than 15 metters in 28 days. It's the only way for us to change back now. So,can I come and stay with Kagami-kun at his apartment?"
"I think it's ok. But it will probably be better if I talk this over with Takeshi-kun. We can always buy bigger bed for you"
"But I don't want to make Kagami-kun or myself sleep on futon for 28 days. And my room won't fit two beds"
"Ok,if you say so…"
"Thank you,okaa-san"
"But,you have to had dinner at home today. I mean both of you. I want to meet this Kagami-kun you always talk about"
"Okaa-san,I don't always talk about him" Kuroko said in monotone.
"Right,just every time we have dinner at home. And if I remember correctly,that is 20 times per month"
"I talk about my club. And you are the one who ask me"
"Well,it's not like I expect you to talk about your new 'light' everytime I ask 'how is school?'. Geez,you didn't talk about anyone as much,Aomine-kun!"
"What? You didn't?" Aomine yelled out-of-character-ly.
"Are,who was that? And why did I feel like I have heard a really nice voice yelling?"
"That was Aomine-kun. I left the phone on speaker"
"Tetchan,why didn't you tell me that sooner?! I haven't greet anyone. Good afternoon,my name is Kuroko Kihara,thank you for taking care of my son"
Riko planned to greet her back but Akashi beat her to it. He stepped nearer to Kuroko.
"Not at all,Kihara-san. It was Tetsuya that have been taking care of us. My name is Akashi Seijuro,nice to speak with you, "
"Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
"Okaa-san,are you ok?"
"Yes,Tecchan…I'm fine. It just that,I..felt a vibe…"
"You are talking about Akashi-kun voice,aren't you?" Kuroko sighed.
"Yep! Ah,I know! Why don't you bring your friends over and have dinner at home. I'd love to see your friends"
"I don't think our house is going to fit so many people. I'm sorry,but it seems like will be able to meet Kagami-kun. I need my stuff and Kagami-kun need my clothes"
Kagami blushed,remembering the kare-shatsu accident.
"Aww,that's too bad"
"Actually,I would love to come,Kuroko-san. Tetsuya,it's ok if I talk along,right?"
Akashi asked Kuroko,but everyone knew it wasn't a question.
"Yes,Akashi-kun" Kuroko reluctantly answered.
"Great,I'll cook dinner for three of you. I heard that Kagami-kun is a heavy-eater,I'll make sure to cook a lot~" and she giggled. That only helped to deepen Kagami's blush.
"Hai…" Kuroko sighed again.
"Wonderful! I can't wait to hear the whole story. I mean,my boy switched bodies with another boy. I would love to see what did that to you"
Kihara didn't mean anything harsh when she said that,but Momoi and Riko still feel guilty and sadly looked down at the ground.
"Then why don't you meet them,the girls who get your son in this situation?"
"Eh?" Momoi and Riko suddenly found the ground wasn't so interesting as they turned their head to Akashi.
"I think you two owe her an explanation,Satsuki,Aida"
"Akashi-kun,I don't think it's necessary" Kuroko said. He didn't want to pressure the girls. But the girls thought otherwise.
"I understand,I owe her an apology too/ I'm sorry but I can't" Momoi agreed but Riko refused.
"Kuroko-kun,I'm sorry. I will apology to your family properly,but not today. I have to accompany Kiyoshi to the hospital. This appointment can't be cacelled,because the doctor,who has taken care of Teppei ever since he was injured,is leaving for German tomorrow. He is the one who knows about Teppei's injury the most,so I…I'm sorry,Kuroko-kun" Riko smiled sadly. Kiyoshi and Hyuuga both placed their hand on her shoulder,trying to comfort her.
"It ok,Riko-sempai(*),I'm also worry about Kiyoshi-sempai's knee. And what you did was an accident,I don't blame you" Kuroko spoke in a soft voice.
" ,Kuroko-kun. Then,Momoi-chan,I will leave everything to you"
"You can count on me,Riko-san"
"Uhm…can anyone explain what is happening?" Kihara's voice came out from the phone.
"I will explain everything to you later,okaa-san"
"Ok. So,there is another girl coming with you,right?"
"Hai"
"Got it! Oh,I have to go now. Bye dear!"

Kuroko didn't even get to reply as Kihara had hung up. He closed the phone with a sigh. Everyone stared at him.
"Wow,you mom the total opposite of what I've imagine" Kagami clurted aout,ad everyone seemed to share the same thought.
"Is that so?"
"Yeah,I thought she would be gloomy and invisible like you. And she kept talking about voices"
"She has a voice fetish and you've described otou-san,Kagami-kun"
"Hah…"
"So,that was set. Let's dismiss now. Tetsuya,I will accompany you back to your house. Satsuki,you come along"
"Hai,Akashi-kun" came the answer from Momoi. "Oh,Dai-chan,can you tell my family I won't be home for dinner?". Since everyone was minding their own business,Momoi don't have to call Aomine as formally as normal.
"The hell,Satsuki,you call and tell them yourself!"
"Shut up and do it or I will tell them about your gravure magazines"
"Tch" Aomine gave up and turned his head to the side.

And then,everyone was on their way.

(*):Yeah,I know Kuro-chan often call Riko 'kantoku'(coach) but I think it'd be better to let him called her 'Riko-san' when comforting her.

Author's note: I'm seriously sorry for the late update! School has been hard,and it will be even worse as finals are coming. So,basically,I won't be able to make frequent update for a while,probably once in two months in the next four months. Then I will be active again. I didn't make a cliff hanger this time,so please forgive me. And the voice fetish thing,only because I was listening to Netsu no Kakera and Tomorrow never lies when I was writing this.