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"Please?" A high-pitched male voiced asked.
"No!" A stern feminine voice shouted back.
"C'mon, Please?!"
"I said no!"
"Both of ya, shut yer traps!" a heavy accent screamed violently, and tiredly, at the two bickering voices.
"Pleeeeeeasseeeeeee, it tastes so good~" the high pitch voice whispered, making the female voice rage, "I SAID NO GOD DAMMIT!"
A fight that was about start when a very loud noise interrupted the two's bickering "KAkakakakaka… Kakakakakow…" over in the other side room a certain green haired Orre native sleeping, and snoring, soundly as his battle partners were fighting amongst themselves.
"Is it me or is that snoring sound familiar, Seer?" Gallant, Kai's Garchomp, said to Seer, a quadruped, mammalian Pokémon with a dark blue to gray body covered in white fur. It has a ruff around its neck and chest and a tuft on the top of its head, along with a scar on its lower cheek, adorned with a single blue-black oval. It has a feline face with almond-shaped, red eyes, a scythe-like tail, and a sickle-shaped horn, that had the tip chipped off, on the side of its head. Its broad feet are equipped with three claws each, and spikes protrude from the heels of its hind legs and the elbows of its front legs. Seer is also known as the Disaster Pokémon, Absol.
"How should I know, Gallant? I usually sleep in later," Seer said calmly, shrugging his shoulders at the scar covered Mach Pokémon, and he turned his attention to the two bickering Pokémon, "the real question is… how in sweet Arceus do we deal with these two?"
"I dunno. Thought ya would figure it out."
The two Pokémon that are bickering, ones name was Light, a Luxray. A Luxray's appearance is based on that of a fully-grown lion or lynx. She has three gold-colored rings on the backs of her legs, and has eyes with golden pupils and irises and red sclera. She has a blue body partly covered with a spiky black mane from its head to its front legs and parts of its back legs. She has a long, thin black tail with a gold four-pointed star shape on the tip. She was a very short-tempered, tomboyish, hardheaded, demanding, and extremely prideful Pokémon, even among her species, which was known for its pride.
The second Pokémon was named Sparkz, a Joltik. He is yellow, furry mite-like Pokémon, and are small, being equal in size with another for the smallest known Pokémon. He has blue eyes, two of which are ocelli, he also has two facedown points for a mouth, and his four limbs are tipped with blue. Sparkz's personality is that of five-year-old child, never ending energy, flamboyant, and a never-ending stomach. The argument was over Light letting Sparkz eat her electricity, to which the Gleam Eyes Pokémon vehemently disagreed, and then the fighting -if you would call it that- began.
Light, having her temper pushed to far and had static electricity coming off her body in rage, which Sparkz happily ate up, and zapped an irate Seer. The Disaster Pokémon then screamed bloody murder, shooting a shadow ball at the Gleam Eyes Pokémon, which hit the arcing electricity, and exploded the room to kingdom come. Kai slept through it all, but his body got slightly scorched, okay got REALLY scorched, but hey, he still was sleeping.
"Now look what ya'll did!" Gallant screamed, accidently hitting the TV on, waking up Kai.
"Wait, the TV wakes him up, but not an exploding room!?" Seer shouted bemused. Light was to busy trying to get Sparkz, but the bugger was too fast, almost like a go-cart on crack!
"Arrrghhh… who turned the TV o…n?" Kai sleepily slurred, but when he looked around he saw the room destroyed, his brain took a few seconds to piece it together. Though it wasn't hard, Light chasing Sparkz, Seer screaming at them, and Gallant trying to calm down Seer, Kai facepalmed, "This is why we can't stay in hotels anymore…"
===- Daycare center – 30 minuets later
"Oh my." Said an older woman at the counter, looking at a burned Kai Volts.
"Hi, I'd like to drop these Pokémon off." He told the older women handing her 10 Pokéballs, then walked out.
"Well… Okay…" she said putting the Pokéballs into the transfer machine, that transfers the Pokémon into the fields.
===- Pokémon fields
Kai's ten Pokémon appeared in the field next to a large lake, the area was filled with multiple trainers' Pokémon from many different regions. (A/N: Past this point I don't think I will describe the Pokémon, because it would honestly become too long then) Kai's ten Pokémon were Light, Sparkz, Gallant, Aurum, a shiny Lucaruio, Lily, the Gardevior, Seer, Naps, a Snorlax that was bigger than an average one, and Trickster, a scarf wearing Zoroark, were on the grassy fields. In the lake was Rain, a Milotic, and King, the Kingdra.
"WHO HAS INTERUPTTED THINE KING'S SLEEP!" King bellowed at the other Pokémon, to which Sparkz flinched at the volume. Rain calmly smacked the Dragon Pokémon underwater and held him there.
"I would also like to know as to why we are in a Daycare Centre. Seer, can you tell me why?" she asked smiling, and releasing an aura that would make legendries piss their fur, or manes, or scales, or whatever they have. (A/N: what? I can't say pants none of them wear pants.)
Seer stuttered an answer, "A-A-Aw w-well we kind of b-blew up the hotel room…" he flinched, preparing for a hit. Beside him was laughter, curtsey of the prankster of the group, Trickster. (A/N: he isn't called that for nothing!)
"HAAAA-HA-HA-HA! I bet boss was really pissed at you idiots!" The Illusion Fox laughed, walking away. They others just stared in the direction he left in for a bit, then they decided to just explore by themselves, except the water Pokémon, and Light and Sparkz.
After all of them left Rain let King come up to the surface.
"YOU MADWOMEN, THOU COULD HATH DROWNED ME!" He screeches at the female Pokémon.
'You are a water type, you could not drown even if you wanted to…' The Tender Pokémon thought while sweat dropping, blankly looking at King, and while thoroughly ignoring the Water/Dragon types ranting about 'that is not a proper way to drown a king' and stuff.
===- With Gallant
Gallant was flying toward the mountain areas, and when he arrived he saw the Charizard he fought before him, talking to another Charizard and a Tyranitar that looked vaguely familiar to him. So he decided to talk to them.
"-So then I was trying to rescue my master from falling to his death, and trying to fight this Entei off at the same time, and oh boy was that a long day!" Ash's Charizard told the other two Pokémon one of his stories about Ash's run-ins with legendries.
"Hey, how're ya'll doin?" Gallant said, making his presence known to the powerhouses in front of him. Ash's Charizard recognized him immediately, and waved toward the Pseudo legendary. "Hey, it's the Pokémon that beat me yesterday! Come back for a rematch bro, cause I feel in tip top shape today!" he challenged, as a battle crazed grin spread across his face.
Gallant sweatdropped 'Wow, this guy and Light would get along get great… then they would probably destroy us all…' he shuddered at the thought, and he then stated toward the Kanto starter, "Nah, jus' here ta talk."
"Well I don't care, I'm Tyr and that dude is Inferno-" The Tyranitar, now known as Tyr, told then pointed to the other Charizard, now also to be known as Inferno, and he said, "Sup." Then Tyr continued, "our master is Onyx Dragor the last competitor in the first rounds."
The Land Shark Pokémon just stared blankly at the Armor Pokémon's introduction, and then sighed. "Yeah I saw yer trainer's battle, he's purrty good."
Inferno seemed to brighten up at his trainer's compliments, "thanks bro, the big man usually isn't so good with people, but he's a good guy."
"Same here, Kai ain't the best with people but he tries," Gallant said, and then he thought 'yeah, he tries, a little too hard for my tastes…'
"So do you guys want to spar?" Charizard asked, cracking his knuckles as he did.
===- Lily
'Gotta find master, so I can stalk him.' The Embrace Pokémon thought, trying to get out of the daycare.
'Man this is going to be a long day.' Trickster thought, spying, and casting illusions on Lily so she never finds Kai. Lily had a habit to stalk Kai, she actually did it as a Ralts, and she had stalked him till he caught her. Trickster looked around, outside the illusion, and he saw a beautiful Pokémon in the distance, Fire dancing around it, it's tails coiling around its body, red piercing eyes, golden fur, and a body that would make any Pokémon's head turn! It was the most beautiful Ninetails he'd ever seen! The Illusion Fox Pokémon drooled at the sight of the Ninetails and ran in its direction, also dropping the illusion on Lily as well.
"Huh?" Lily said seeing her surroundings change.
===- Kai
"Ah… Ah… AHCHOO!" Kai Volts sneezed
"Shut it! I'm trying to sleep, other go to sleep, or get out of my tree!" Onyx Dragor screamed at the Orre native.
"What!? You just sneezed a minuet ago!" he screamed back, pointing at the Unova native.
"Whatever. Let's go back to sleep."
"Aye, Aye, Mister Dragon man!" And with that the two trainers went back to sleep on their tree branches.
===- Aurum
The Aura using Pokémon was in a 20 vs. 1 brawl, him being the one. He shot an aura sphere at an Ursaring's face knocking it out, then punched a Staraptor with Ice Punch, freezing it in a block of ice, then he grabbed a passing by Psyduck and knocked out five more Pokémon before the Pokémon backed off, by flailing the water type around like a bat.
"That's right! I got a Psyduck and I know how to use it!" he shouted, and then cocked the Psyduck like a shotgun. "If any of you want to fight me, then come on!"
"Then I, the Raikou named Rai, shall take you on sir." The thunder Pokémon spoke, appearing out of nowhere.
"Thank you. Now I can stop acting crazy, all of them attacked me as a horde when I said I wanted a challenge! But I will accept your offer Rai, I am the Lucaruio named Aurum, a pleasure to make your acquaintance." Aurum stated, bowing slightly at Rai, also dropping the Psyduck. Then the two honorable Pokémon got ready for a nice calm spar… yeah right. The crater those two would leave after the 'spar' would become a new lake later on for the daycare.
===- Naps
Sleeping. Nuff said.
===- Nap's dream
Eating and sleeping. Again, Nuff said. (A/N: Unnecessary I know. But I was bored when I wrote this part… so, yeah…)
===- Seer
Seer sought solitude away from everyone else; he did not detour as he trekked up a mountainous area of the reserve. He was about to jump onto a cliff when a shadow went over his being.
"Move shrimp." A deep, gruff voice ordered. Seer turned around to see a huge Beartic.
"…Well, fudge nuggets. You're a big boy aren't'cha?" The Disaster Pokémon rhetorically asked, making the Freezing Pokémon angry.
"Did you call me fat!" he raged swinging down his arm, which was glowing white, indicating him using Superpower. Seer quickly dodged the super effective move, which destroyed the huge bolder that was behind him, and he dashed off away from the angered Pokémon. Beartic chased the smaller Pokémon until they reached the top of mountain area.
"Whoa, whoa there buddy boy I got no beef with ya, so let's part ways and not, I repeat NOT, kill each other, kay. Cause, I don't really want to die. It's not fun, ya know?" Seer babbled as he backed up to edge of the cliff.
"Not gonna happen, shrimp." The Beartic growled
Seer gave a fake pout at the ice type, "aww well. But dear sire I must ask you this do you know what a cowboy says when he attacks?" he asked, and the Beartic got confused. Suddenly a blue and red blur crashed into the Freezing Pokémon screaming "YIPPIE KAIYAY MOTHER FUCKER!"
"Nice shot!" Seer gave the best thumbs up with his paw to the blur, which turned out to be Gallant, and the Mach Pokémon just gave a toothy smile in return.
"No Problem bro!" he said, "oh and I saw the others I told them to meet us up at the lake."
"Yeah okie-dokie Gallant, I'll be down there in a bit." Taking the hint, Gallant flew off to his next destination, leaving Seer alone. As soon as the Dragon/Ground type was gone the disaster Pokémon plopped down and went to sleep.
===- Trickster
"Hello my beauty may I ask your name?" Trickster asked to the Ninetails, that he chased throughout the whole forest to find.
"Dude, I'm a guy." The illusion fox started choke on air. And the male Ninetails scampered off while Trickster was in shock.
===- Later at the lake
"Okay, who pissed off the Psyducks and Golducks? And why is a Raikou with them?" Seer asked.
Aurum raised a paw.
"The forest Pokémon?"
Trickster, Naps, and Lily looked away whistling with fake innocence.
"We all know who pissed off the Tauros."
Light glared and growled at the disaster Pokémon.
"Which one of you two ticked off the water Pokémon?"
Rain and King pointed at each other. Seer sighed.
"Hey, at least I made no one mad!" Gallant piped up, causing all Kai's Pokémon to glare at him.
The hordes of Pokémon were getting antsy, but their targets didn't know that. Having enough a brave, yet stupid, Houndoom charged the team, but then Kai's Pokémon suddenly disappeared in a flash of white.
===- Daycare front center
"Here you are sonny!" the older woman chirped as she handed the ten Pokéballs back to the Orre native.
"Thanks Grandma…" Kai yawned out and then was kicked out by the elderly woman screaming, "I ain't old ya whipper-snapper!"
As he ran Kai thought 'I wonder what they did in there?'
TT77: now for the next OC profile!
Kai: I got thi- *gets knocked out*
TT77: no i got it!
(this is the direct description i got from the sender)
Name: Carlos Balestida
Age:19
Personality: Carlos is very carefree and practically always cracking a joke, he always flirts with cute girls when he sees one, and usually shower her with compliments and ask her on a date, although he never expects an actual "yes". But he can also be a bit of a pervert and often teases girls on how they "have a secret crush on him" or says "Don't deny it! Love me!" In a way to get a good laugh, but usually ends up with him getting chased by one of their pokemon or the trainer themselves with a sort of weapon. Naturally people think he is a pervert... Which he might be! But seriously, he is a teenager! Who can help it if he is a little more than the rest? Although he never would do anything that would actually be perverted, like peeking, well not intentionally anyways, why? Because he isn't that much of a pervert and respects them as women and all, plus they have creatures with powers that can fight and that can also potentially destroy him if he does decide to head down that road. He can be quiet silly and know when to crack a joke at the right time, often saying unnecessary comments and all. But he doesn't like to make fun of people and all, unless they did that to him or they pst him off. Which would cause his crude humor to appear. But other than that no sir, he doesnt like to make fun of people or see any bullying, and usually uses his humor to fight and confuse saying crude jokes, although that doesn't mean he can't defend himself physically. He can show a lack of intelligence but is actually very smart and often surprises people when he shows it, although he actually just saying stuff he memorize that sounded smart. He is also lazy about stuff that requires brain usage, like test and hard stuff he can't figure out, and with his IQ that ain't surprising. though he is like this normally from the battlefield he totally changes when he steps into the field. He grows more serious concentrated on his surroundings, his brain working out combinations and spotting stuff he can use to his advantage, so you can tell he is very aware of his surroundings. He can be very stubborn and can often win arguments very easily by using and mixing words to his advantage, which is another way he flirts and teases with girls. He is very helpful and will help strangers (especially girls often saying its his pleasure to help a "damsel in distress"), even helping wild Pokemon, although he will sometimes ask for something in return if their human, usually cash for food. He considers his Pokemon family and cares for them deeply, he is actually very caring for any Pokemon no matter how intimidating they are. He won't tolerate Pokemon abuse and if he sees such an act it will turn on his already quick and dangerous temper and unleashes his fury on the guilty party. He is very prideful and if anything hurts it (losing a match pathetically, looking like a coward) he will become silent and go into a depress state often saying he has shamed himself and Pokemon . If he doesn't like someone he isn't afraid to show it, often being rude and sarcastic on the person, which are usually bullies. He is a fighter and would rather fight then run, even his Pokemon got that from his trainer. He is battle maniac and is passionate about battles, and wants to have a challenge and fun battle even if his personality says otherwise when battling, which means he loves a challenge, and to be challenged. Even though he may act nice sometimes and be friendly, he ain't a softy, he has that side that says "I don't care what you think of me!" kinda nature or, "stop being a crybaby, it's annoying". He is usually the person that rushes into things and doesn't really think them through till it's to late, usually getting hurt, this usually happens when he attempts to help people in process which he brushes off and says he is fine, he won't show weakness cause he is that prideful and his pride won't allow it. He is very greedy when it comes to money and living where he does, you learn gambling sooner or later. Overall he is your joke cracking average teen that can be a bit flirtatious at times (or all the time) and that loves pokemon and having fun battles and being on trees
Looks: Carlos is very tall for teens standards atleast, about 6'3" in height to be exact and weights about 165 lbs. He has a very well made (if he says so himself) athletic build with some muscle giving him above average strength. He has caramel tan skin which suggest he is outside kinda guy and very well fits his persona. He has jet black hair in a spikey messy style that refuses to stay neat, which he gave up trying to calm it years ago, but it actually suits him physically and emotionally, it reaches all the way down to his ears. He has onyx black eye color in a clamp eye shape, his eyes hold a cold glare and always seem to be in a glare style, although when times call it his eyes can soften up and have a warm sense in them. The only reason you know he ain't frowning is because of his confident grins plastered across his face that make any threat the eyes give POOF away.
Hometown: Goldenrod City
History: Holds the world record of gym badge collection, being 6 months, when he ended at the top 16 rank 15 and then going to to train and surviving the mountain.
Battle style: usually tricks opponent into believing something else, goes from dodger to battle monster. Like Rhyperior, gets rid of it's slowness and thanks to ability it remains safe for a while, then sword dance to boost attack, then BOOM! Also tricking opponents by using a move like double team then using toxic to make the enemy struggle fighting more
Other: has a FEAR of clowns
TT77: thank you for the OC Junior the Otaku!
Kai: N-next time is the surprise the disco wannabe was talking about, and the fluff we promised...
TT77: this is Thunder Tyrant 77 and I'm out, PEACE!