Jamie:Aye...ok that total came out wrong.
Kai:We got a Alien in the house!
Lloyd:ALIEN?!WHERE?!
Zane:Lloyd thats just what people call Canadians.
Lloyd:oh...well continue Jamie.
Jamie:Ok,today on ninjago T or D we are joined by the ninja,Nan,DJ,Nya,star and Lloyd.
Jay:Yea more people to make us suffer.
Jamie:Ok the first truth goes to Jay from Nan.
Nan:Cool, ok Jay out of These two singers whose your favorite?Miley or Taylor swift?
Jay:Hhhmmmm...Taylor!because she hasn't turned into a gigantic giraffe freak who licks barbie dolls!
Jamie:AWESOME CHOICE!now for Zane do you want your truth or dare?
Zane:Dare.
DJ:Ok zane your dare is...Kiss the person to your left.
Zane:*gulp looks to his left and sees Nan*oh god...
Nan:*blushes*umm...hehe well come on Zane let's get this over with..
Zane:Um ok...* blushes then leans in and kisses Nan*
Jamie:Well there's the 3 girl he's kissed in my whole writing series.
Kai:Yea...wait who was the 2 one?
Jamie:...never mind...Kai your dare you have to do a hand stand while doing a push up!
Kai:Ok I go dis!* gets in a hand stand position* and slowing go Dow-* falls flat on his face while trying to do the push up*ow! I think I broke my nose!
Cole:pft...I can do that with one arm!your weak Kai!
Kai:Says coming from the master of earth!
Jamie:Ok guys...Shut up the next ones my dare!
Jay:Yea finally she can suffer!
Dj:Well here it goes Jamie you have to have a rap battle with Stars Father...Clouse?
Jamie:*gulp*
Star:Oh yeah go dad!
Zane:Well Jamie are you ready?*smirks*
Jamie:Oh shut up and bring it on I'm not scared!
DJ:Ok come on in Clouse!
Clouse:* walks threw the entrance in a red and white jump suit with a boom box with cheering crowds*Prepare to get whipped by the clouseter!
Star:*face palms*
Jamie:Well your first snake breath.
Clouse:Ok here it comes tpde beat! My name is Clouse you look like a mouse and I'm the cat you better run away until...I attack so come at me little girl I know I look peace full but you haven't met the side of me that is fright full!ok I'm done.
Star:Go dad!
Kai:Well I know for a fact Jamie can't rhythm so were doomed.
Lloyd:Yea...
Jay:Go Jamie!
Jamie:*sigh*ok here it goes . No one loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
MC's get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a massacre
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keep up with the same pace looking boy
Clouse:*mouth gaped*
Kai:I stand corrected.
DJ:*whispers to Jamie* you get that from rap god?
Jamie:*whispers back*yes yes I did.
DJ:Well awesome!clouse you lose get outta here!
Clouse:*sighs*fine oh and I read the next dare Jamie you have to fight your boy friend bye!*runs away*
Jay:Wait what?
Zane:*takes the paper*yep that's what it says.
Cole:oh this is gonna be good!
Lloyd:Yea jays gonna get kicked by his gurl!
Jay:Hey No I'm not!Ok lets go Jamie!
Jamie:Um ok*gets in a fighting position*
Jay:aaaahhhh!*runs at Jamie.
Jamie:*kicks Jay in the you know what*ok we done here?
DJ:No you have to push him in a fire moutian...
Jamie:ugh!fine*poofs to the moutian and pushes jay in then goes back to the loby*
Jay:*respawns*Well I lost but I still love her.
Jamie:Aww thank you now Zane go into the closet with pixel for Seven hours!
Zane:um ok.*goes into the closet*
Nan:Can I speak this episode!
Dj:Your speaking right now oh and cole you have to fight a guy named Jaylor with only your powers.
Cole:Cool I've been looking for a good fight.
Nan:Ok I'm talking come on in yo dead fish dot come(vanoss referanse)
Jaylor:*comes running in with crowds cheering him on*hey da party animal is here now where's cole?
Cole:Right here nice to meet ya can't wait to ouch our face in!*shakes his hand*
Jaylor:About that you should really not trust a person you just met*Sucks out coles powers with his amber powers then surrounds cole with moutians and knocks him out with a rock*Ya I won!
Jamie:Yea but you cheated we didn't even start yet.
Jaylor:Yea I know but I got a question of Jamie?
Jamie:What is it?
Jaylor:What's your sign?*winks*
Jamie:Do not enter now get outta here!