A whirl of wind collected into one area as the nature swirled and twisted in a maelstrom until the dimension was also in a chaotic phase. The hand emerged from the distortion and Alice along with Peter and Jimmy dropped to the ground.

"Great we finally came back home," the foreigner looked around the place. It was the place she was in the last time she left wonderland. Broken tents and melted lollipops were still on the ground waiting for the circus to revive again.

If only the Jokers were here… They were not the most pleasant people, but they did make the circus lively and wonderful. Her eyes drooped and hopelessly looked for the roleholders.

Jimmy came over and flapped his fin against the girl's leg, "We have to go to other worlds now. We can' just lazin' 'round here."

With a deep breath, Alice turned to the whale and smiled, "I know." She bent over to carry Jimmy and was prepared to go to the next trip.

"Wait, Alice!" Suddenly Peter hugged Alice and the trip was halted.

A sudden urge to punch Peter popped out of Alice's mind, but, to her surprise, she stopped herself. Maybe because I'm a little bit down. The image of Black and White's evil yet kind face emerged into Alice's head. Wondering why she had the image in her mind, she turned to Peter, "Um, what?"

"I love you Alice!" His white rabbit ears elatedly jumped up and down enough to express the whole love of the world.

The words were sickeningly sweet and the girl had a mental barf, "Uh, ok? That's not new."

"I love you very much so forget about trash like them and just stay here!" She opened her mouth to protest, but soon noticed something odd. Aside from his jumpy ears, his red velvet eyes stared straight into her eyes showing full emotion of worry and anxiety. Peter was worried for her of the unknown danger in the other dimensions, where the almighty role holders may not be able to help her.

Alice smiled sadly, "Peter, I have to go. It's just not Wonderland if everyone isn't here."

The expression of pain and sadness spread across his face. His elongated ears drooped for a short moment and soon went back up in enthusiasm, "….but still I can't let you go! Even if I have to tie you up, I will make you stay. Alice is only mine!" From out of nowhere, Peter pulled out a rope and ran towards the girl.

Widening her eyes, the brunette hastily ran away from the white rabbit. Sh**! I knew I should have just quickly gone to the other world with Jimmy! Hoping to hide and successfully get away from Peter, she quickly ran into one of the broken down circus tents and snatched a chair. Turning right back to where Peter was she flung the chair and yelled, "Who is yours?" The corner of the wooden chair successfully hit right in the man's head and knocked to the ground.

Letting out a big huff she ran towards the whale, who was eating popcorn from one of the deserted shops, "Hurry Jimmy! Off to the next world!"

Finally recovering from the direct hit, Peter looked at her pleadingly, "Alice! Please wait!"

"Who's gonna wait for a pervert like you! Rapist, molester, enemy of all females!" The air around Alice and Jimmy changed and a big hole appeared from one of the twists. Sticking out her tongue in disgust, the girl jumped into the darkness. Jimmy looked at Peter once more and shook his head, "Ya know ye really are pitiful."

Peter took out his gun and aimed at Jimmy as he also ran towards the hole, "Shut up dirty fish!" As soon as Jimmy went inside the hole, the twist closed up and the normal atmosphere came back to wonderland. The man, who was left behind, cried out, "Alliiiiccceee!"

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"Ouch…." Alice opened her eyes and stood up to set her dress straight. Looking at her surroundings, it was somewhere she had never been before, but somehow she didn't have the anxious fear like the last time. Is it that I got used to traveling to different worlds? After thinking about for a while longer, she gave up and decided to look for her companion. It was not hard to spot Jimmy; he was sitting down on the bench and reading the guide.

She walked up to the whale and asked, "So which world are we in?"

Jimmy kept on looking at the guide and answered, "According to the guide it says that this world is called Ouran High School Host Club."

Alice was about to fall down due to shock and dejection. With disappointed and tired look, she sighed, "That sounds like a really ridiculous world." She instantly imagined the residents of wonderland being a member of host club. That would mentally kill every last women in the world and create havoc. A shiver ran down her spine.

Jimmy shrugged uncaringly, "Well can' be as ridiculous as ours. Anyways, that building over there seems really grand to me."

Alice remembered Peter coming towards her like a perverted kidnapper and then all the things that happened while she was in wonderland. Surely nothing is as ridiculous and unpredictable as wonderland. Agreeing to this thought, she now looked at the direction where Jimmy was pointing to. It was a beautiful building; a school that could be easily mistaken as a castle if not for the sign that said Ouran High School. Mesmerized by the sight, kept on staring at it in amazement, "You're right….it's amazing."

Taking a deep breath, her eyes hardened in determination, "Let's go Jimmy."

"Ya don't have to tell me dat," Jimmy followed Alice and the two went into the grand school.

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"So…which way should we go?" They easily entered the school. Some of the men that looked like guards just took one look at Alice and walked away with indifference. Feeling nervous by stepping inside the grand hallway, she shifted her eyes to either side of the way.

"Well as for me-."

Suddenly crowds of yellow screams and girl's high pitched laughter tumbled in from the other side of the way, "Kyaa! Everyone let's go to the Music room!" "I want to see Tamaki-sama!" "No, the twins are the best, the twins!" "I can't wait to see all of them!" The girls went right pass Alice and Jimmy as their laughter continued to echo the building.

Alice curiously looked at the fading rush of crowd, "W-What was that?"

Jimmy ignored Alice question and wandered to where the crowd of girls were going, "I say let's go to the left side." Even with the blue whale skin, the slight blush was visible and his black eyes were locked on to the ladies' flippy dresses.

Aren't male whales attracted to other female whales? Alice dispassionately looked at Jimmy and stated, "It's just because you want to follow all those young girls, right?"

"Well aren't ya curious of what all of em' are fussing over?" The whale never refused on wanting to follow the young girls. Wait a minute. The foreigner looked at herself, and frowned. I am a girl so why is that damn whale only interested in other girls? She thought about it for a few seconds and had an idea in her mind which she could never accept. The stupid perverted fish was only interested in PRETTY girls; which was quite an insult to her.

Quickly erasing the unpleasant thought, Alice coldly replied, "Sure, sure I do, but not as much as you."

Swishing his tails excitedly, Jimmy exclaimed, "Anyway let's go!"

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"So we got lost…again," sighing Alice rested her aching legs and sat on the marbled ground.

Pacing around in crankiness, Jimmy was irritated at the fact that he wasn't able to meet with the crowd of girls again, "It's all yer fault because yer such a dim witted slow poke!"

Alice ignored the whale and thought of the next step to take, "I think I heard one of the girls screaming um what was his name? Tamaki…"

"Did I hear the most number 1 host guy's name?" Hearing an unfamiliar voice, the foreigner whipped her head to the source. A light brown hair and the yellow dress which seemed like the school uniform gracefully flowed right in front of her.

Alice blinked at the stranger and asked in confusion, "Who?"

Suddenly an earthquake erupted and from the ground a flamboyant stage randomly appeared showing flashing effects. Alice gawked at the random sight as the stranger laughed out loud, "Hohohohoho! My name is Renge Hoshakuji I am the number 1 host club in Japan, no excuse me for my mistake oh how could I have made such a grave error? The greatest host club in the entire world's manager."

Still staring at the stage, it took a few moments for Alice to fully get back on track. She had many surprises in wonderland and thought she was getting used to crazy and illogical situation, but maybe that just her misunderstanding; she can never get used this ridiculous situation. "Uh host club? Like the one where some unknown perverted dudes get all touchy without any shame or privacy?" Alice had never been to a host club before, but she met perfect examples of how hosts should be. She bitterly remembered White, Blood, and Ace. The top three host candidates. She was not surprised in the least if she encountered one of them with a white suit and pouring wine to innocent girls.

Renge exclaimed, "They are not perverts! Well at least one of them are….but that aside you were looking for the clubroom right? As a club manager, I will take you there." She, then, swiftly grabbed Alice and made a hand motion towards nowhere.

"Ah wai-." Alice turned to get Jimmy, who was acting like a doll.

Renge continued to hold onto Alice's wrist and laughed, "Hohohoho, you do not need to bother to get your little doll friend." From the hallway, two buff men with dark suits and jet black sunglasses drove in a red Ferrari and stopped right in front of the mistress. They bowed once and opened the car door for the ladies and grabbed Jimmy, who was on the ground. They immediately got back in the vehicle and drove 90km/h.

First time riding in a red Ferrari, she felt like she was experiencing one of Gowland's untested jet coasters, "WHAT THE HELLLLL!" After a few seconds of speeding and turning, they finally came to a halt and Alice slumped in the car seat, her energy drained away from helpless screaming.

Renge got out of the car and nodded to the two men, "Good work men."

Jimmy, who was right beside Alice, secretly pinched her arms causing to wake her up. She was about to puke and faint by the sudden high speed motion as she forced herself to stand up, "I-I think I saw something that shouldn't have been in the school…."

"That was just my SP; don't mind about them," Renge smiled as if she didn't feel anything and almost jubilantly walked to the door that was right in front of them. The second Music Room, the doorway to the magnificent world of her most prideful host club; beyond this door would be a room filled with roses and young beautiful men all greeting her with a sweet seductive 'welcome'.

"This is the clubroom," the door slowly opened and the fresh scent of roses and an elegant aroma of high class tea filled the air. Renge's smile widened and waited for the beautiful men to escort her.

She stepped into the room and froze in place.

"Welcome to Queen Vivaldi's host club."

Thanxs for the wait. So this time it's Ouran Host Club! I really loved this anime~ Seriously, why didn't they have 2nd season or smthg? Especially since there are more stuff going on in the manga...