Sorry I took so long to update. Ideas for this aren't as easy as they were at the beginning. This chapter takes place just before Sikowitz's class starts.
I don't know if Freddie's ever did a little kid's voice on 'iCarly', but for this fic, he did. I also don't remember if I had Robbie jealous of Freddie for Cat showing interest in Freddie more than Robbie, but I made Robbie that way in this chapter. If I didn't make him jealous, please let me know so I can fix this chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'VicTORious' or its characters. The idea is thanks to Challenge King.
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"Ready for Sikowitz?" Cat asks, giving Freddie a tackle hug, causing Freddie to have to shift a foot back to steady himself.
"Yeah. Kinda worried though. The name 'Psycho Witz' isn't filling me with good things, especially just from the short amount of time I saw him during the party last year." Freddie says, smiling at the small red head.
"Don't worry. He's crazy, but good crazy." Cat says, dragging Freddie to the class room.
Walking into the class, Freddie follows Cat to a seat in the middle of the class, two rows in front of Tori and Jade, who are apparently too into making out to notice anyone else in the class, as André, Beck, and Robbie are sitting in the row in front of Freddie and Cat, whispering something.
"What are you three whispering about?" Freddie asks, leaning forward to try to hear what they're saying.
"Making plans for the new play in a couple months." Beck says, showing Freddie a notebook in Robbie's hands, a list of lighting and costume ideas.
"And the whispering?" Jade asks, scaring Freddie, who is still not used to Jade's random moments of appearing out of nowhere.
"Didn't want to interrupt you two fine ladies getting it on." Rex says from Robbie's side, hidden by the nerdy looking boy.
"Say that again and I show you why 'The Scissoring' is my favorite movie." Jade threatens with a glare aimed at the puppet.
"I thought you liked it because Tawni was the the first women you had a huge crush on and made you realize you were bi?" Cat asks, confused by Jade's comment.
"I TOLD YOU NEVER TO REPEAT THAT!" Jade yells, glaring at a laughing Beck and André.
"I thought you said you realized you were bi when you met me?" Tori asks, a little hurt.
"SEE WHAT YOU DID?!" Jade yells, turning her anger to Rex. "I WILL BURN YOU PUPPET!"
"Jade, no burning in school. Remember what happened last time." Sikowitz says, as if hearing a student threaten another student, or whatever you can consider Rex, is nothing new, which considering who is threatening and who is threatened, it isn't.
"Wait, I don't remember Jade burning anyone or anything." Tori says, giving Jade and Sikowitz a confused look.
"It was before you joined, and he deserved it for calling Cat an idiot and saying 'The Scissoring' is a horrible movie. All within a minute. We were in Science using the bunsen burner and he just so happened to be closest." Jade says, simply.
"And you almost got expelled." Sikowitz says, giving the Goth a knowing look.
"But I didn't. So it was okay." Jade says, pulling Tori onto her lap.
"And now for class." Sikowitz says, smiling at Jade's nonchalant attitude at almost getting kicked out of school. "You look familiar. Have you ever bought or sold coconuts?" He asks Freddie, pulling a coconut from his back, pink bendy straw already inserted.
"No?" Freddie says, staring at the rest of the students in confusion before turning back to the teacher. "We met for a moment at Kenan Thompson's party last year."
"I don't remember you." Sikowitz says, turning to the board. "Okay. Since I don't really feel like teaching anything today, we're just going to do some improv. Tori, Jade, Cat, Newbie, Beck, André, Robbie. To the stage." He says, stepping off the stage and taking Andre's seat when everyone steps onto the stage. "We need a situation and place. Now." He says, staring at the students on the stage as he sips from his coconut.
"Park." Courtney Van Cleef, a recent student to the class, says, eyes on Robbie.
"Family reunion." A random shrugger calls out shortly after Courtney's answer.
"Good. Family reunion at the park. Go!" Sikowitz yells, smiling.
Jade - "Hey babe." She says, wrapping her arms around Tori's waist.
Tori - "Hey." She says in the man voice she used when she played 'Walter' in Sikowitz's play.
Cat - "Mommy, I hungy." She says, imitating a small child's voice well.
Beck - "Hey girls." He says, pretending to walk to the group. "How's my favorite neice?" He asks Cat, playing with her hair.
André - "What's up chicas?" He says, walking up to them to hug Tori.
Freddie - "I wanna play." He says, imitating the small child like he's done a few times on iCarly.
Robbie - "There are stuff to play on over here. Go play with your cousins." He says, a hint of jealousy in his voice as he sends a barely noticable glare at Freddie, not over Cat choosing Freddie over him.
Freddie - "Can Cat come too?" He asks, a pleading look on his face as he stares at Cat's 'parents'.
Tori - "Sure. Make sure you don't go out of our sight. Stay by grandpa and grandma Vega, okay?" She says, pretending to indicate her parents, sending a curious look at Robbie for his attitude.
Jade - "Make sure you don't get hurt, okay? Be careful when you play." She says in a slightly motherly tone, a small smile on her face.
Pretending to head towards the playing area, Freddie and Cat head off the stage and stop by the door beside the stage. The rest of the gang forgotten to them, Freddie and Cat keep the game going themselves.
Cat - "Wanna play on the slide?" She asks, bouncing where she stands.
Freddie - "Sure." He answers, pretending to climb a ladder, Cat mirroring him beside him.
When they get to the 'top', they pretend to slide down, redoing the motions of climbing and sliding a few times as the others keep the game going on their end, everyone seemingly ignoring the slight sneer on Robbie's face at Freddie.
"Cut!" Sikowitz yells, standing up as he tosses the coconut in the recycling bin. "Very nice, keeping things going after you split from the others." He says to Cat and Freddie. "Okay, now, Courtney, Chris..." He says, naming a few more shruggers to the stage for another game.
"What were you two doing, anyway?" André asks in a whisper as they take their seats, facing Freddie and Cat.
"We were sliding, duh." Cat says with a smile, slightly bouncing in her seat as she watches André and the other students performing the new scene.
"It was obvious what they were doing." Jade says, smirking at the slightly annoyed look on Tori's face and the eye roll of Andre's.
"See, Jadey got it." Cat says, turning to face Jade.
"Don't call me that." Jade says, louder than intended, not caring that she interrupted the improv.
"Will it kill you to be nice?" Tori asks, inadvertently quoting herself from earlier.
"I'm nice to you. That's all that matters." Jade answers, glaring at one of the shruggers from the stage who tries to glare at Jade for the interruptions.
"Jade, please be quiet or I fail you for the semester." Sikowitz warns, watching Jade.
"Fail me and you never drink coconut milk again." Jade counters, ignoring the elbow to the side from Tori.
"Your threats don't effect me. Now silence while they finish their scene." Sikowitz says, sipping from another coconut.
"Interrupt again, and you're riding home with Trina while she sings to Justin Bieber." Tori warns, knowing her girlfriend.
"The two greatest tortures at once." Jade says with a shudder. "You're learning how to threaten." She says, keeping her voice low, knowing it's not an empty threat.
"Very nice seen, regardless of the interruptions." Sikowitz says, eyeing Jade with a small smile. "Now leave. I need to re-supply my coconuts." He says, climbing out the window.
"Did he just leave through the window?" Freddie asks as everyone else stands up and collects their stuff, not surprised at the teacher's actions.
"You get used to it." Cat says with a giggle as she puts her bag over her shoulders. "Come one. Let's hand out in the Black Box while Tori and Jade go to the janitor's closet to make out." She says, pulling Freddie away as Tori blushes and Jade smirks.
Sorry there were more Jori moments than Cat/Freddie. Is Caddie a good name for them? That'll probably be what I call them, unless someone else tells me if there's an actual name.
Also, the Justin Bieber comment is because I never liked him, and I figured Jade wouldn't either.
Hopefully it won't take too long for the next chapter, now that the other two stories I'm working on have all the chapters finished written, even though I haven't posted them all yet.
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Blessed Be.