Sleepover with the Sand Sibs

by Hime no Senshi

Naruto Sleepover/Slumber Party fic. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, NejiTen, ChouIno and more! What goes on at a typical Naruto Sleepover when the parents are gone? Peeping! Kissing! WAR! Spin the Bottle! Drinking games! This has enough potential research material to rival an Icha Icha book! What will happen? Will they even survive the night? Bonus Akatsuki party-crashing.

2. Chapter 2

Sleepover with the Sand Sibs

Chapter Two: Making the Calls - PART 1

Ring ring

Naruto picked up the phone. "Hey? Who's there?" he asked.

"Yo Naruto. This is me, Kankuro." Kankuro replied casually.

"Oh hi Kankuro. Why are you calling me? And since when did I have a phone?"

"Yeah… you don't… Then why do I have your number?"

"I dunno…"

"Where did the phone come from?"

"I dunno… Let's not question it."

"Ok. We will never speak of this incident!

"Yeah, it never happened… Anyways, why ARE you calling me of all people, Kankuro?"

"Oh yeah! D'ya wanna come round to ours for a slumber party while our parents are on a vacation to Kumo, Naruto?"

"Why the holy ramen would I say no?"

"I'll take that as a yes then. Bye!"

Beep

Ring ring

Kiba picked up the phone. "Hellooooo?"

"Do you want to come to a sleepover in Suna with us since our parents are away on vaction?" Kankuro asked.

"Sure!" Kiba almost yelled back. "Will there be girls?"

"Definitely… Temari's calling them right now."

"GREAT! I for one am definitely coming!"

Beep

Ring ring

This time Kankuro was the one being called. Who would be calling him? "Uhhh hello?" he asked.

"Hello. Am I invited to your sleepover?"

Kankuro jumped. How did Shino know? "Oh hi Shino. Ummm… SURE!"

"Goodbye"

Beep

And so Shino hung up.

'That was slightly odd…" Kankuro thought. 'Never mind…"

And so he moved onto the next person on the list. Rock Lee.

Ring ring

"YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTH!"

The sound rang though the phone at top volume, along with the sound of heavy panting and thumps as the vibrated through the device.

"Yo Lee. What'cha doing?" Kankuro asked, slightly afraid of the answer.

"TEN THOUSAND PUSH-UPS ON ONE HAND TO INCREASE MY BURNING FLAMES OF YOUTH!"

"Ohh… Do you want to come to a sleepover at ours?"

"YOSHHHHHHHHHH!"

Beep

Kankuro quickly hung up before he could hear anymore exclamations of how youthful a sleepover is.

Ring ring

"Hn. Hn?"

'Its Sasuke. Oh crap I forgot I can't speak "Hn". I'll have to call Gaara' Kankuro thought.

And then he went to find Gaara, which he succeeded in doing five minutes later.

"Hn?"

"Hnnn… Hn hn.

"Hn? Hn."

"Hn!"

Beep

Ring ring

Chouji picked up the phone. "Hello?"

"Oh its me Kankuro. I was calling Shikamaru though."

"He's… *munch* at my… *chomp* house. He just says it's too troublesome to pick up the phone.

"I thought as much."

"Why are you calling"

"Do you and Shika wanna come to a sleepover at our house, over in Suna?"

"SURE!" Chouji dropped his crisp packet as he exclaimed that.

Beep

And so everyone was coming. This sleepover would be legendary.