Sleepover with the Sand Sibs

Chapter Four: Arrival of Guests… and others?!

"Crisps…"

"Check!"

"Diet salad…"

"Check!"

"Drinks, including alcohol…"

"Check!"

"Overload of ramen…"

"Check!"

"Cookies…"

"…"

"GAARA!"

Ding dong

"Aieeee! A guest!" Temari rushed to the door to answer it. "Heeello?"

"Temari!"

"Shika!"

She wrapped him in a warm embracing hug before breaking away with bright red cheeks.

"Troublesome woman…"

BASH!

"Ow…" Shikamaru moaned as he nursed his aching head. "Remind me not to call you troublesome anymore… troublesome…"

Chouji came in after him, acting like a gentleman until he saw the food.

"Free grub!"

He tucked into the crisps contentedly.

Ding dong

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were standing on the porch soaking wet. Everyone gaped.

"It's not my fault it decided to rain in Suna today…"

Outside the house the villagers were celebrating and throwing parties for the first and only ever day water decided to fall from the sky in the hottest, sandiest sandy desert village there ever was.

"N-Naruto-kun, here…" Hinata put her umbrella over the depressed boy who immediately brightened up and threw his arms around her.

"HINATA-CHAN!" He yelled and heat rushed to her cheeks. 'Hinata-CHAN… He… His arms. Around. Me…'

And so she fainted.

"NO! I'VE KILLED HINATA-CHAN! Wake up! Wake up! NOOOOO!"

Everyone sweatdropped (anime style!) at his antics. Naruto picked her up and carried her inside. Of course, she conveniently chose just THAT moment to wake up and fainted again at Naruto carrying her.

"Yo guys!" Kiba and Shino were there too, and were invited in along with Sasuke and Sakura."

Suddenly, Sai appeared! (Appeared… I know. Don't question it…)

"Sai… What are you doing here?" Sakura asked the pale boy.

"The author decided to add me in and couldn't be bothered to edit the previous chapter."

Neji popped up too. Apparently he had been with Hinata the whole time. But EVERYONE knew he had been hiding and snogging his secret girlfriend Tenten, who appeared just behind him, red-faced and panting.

"Everyone here?"

"YOUTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Lee tumbled in through the window, somehow landing on his feet. The author quickly typed some words on The Keyboard and fixed the window.

As Kankuro shut the door (after finishing doing his make-up ["IT'S WAR PAINT DAMNIT!"]), SUDDENLY, said door froze and a huge sword slammed through it.

"STUPID. DAMN. DOORS. Will you stop freezing everything? I should NOT have let you watch Frozen. I mean, you've already frozen the rain and made it an Eternal Winter™ in freaking Suna of all places!"

The huge cleaver began to saw downwards, splitting the ice block of a door in two before it fell to the ground in two halves to reveal two dark silhouettes outside.