After much deliberation, Marth finally, in more than an hour came out of his room.
"Is this what I've been missing?" wondered Marth as he patrolled the hallways of the Smash Mansion. "Wow, this is actually kinda cool,"
"Finally!" shouted a voice. "It's about damn time you got out,"
Marth turned around and saw Link.
"Oh it's you," said Marth
"By the way I don't like waiting on people," added Link
"That's nice," said Marth "Where's Zelda?"
"In the Smash garden with Peach and Samus," replied Link "Why do you a-"
"Thanks retard!"
"What?"
"Lotion's on the top shelf,"
"Oh thanks I... Hey what's that supposed to mean!" shouted Link.
About two minutes later, Marth reached the Smash Garden and saw Zelda and Peach planting some flowers. Samus was just looking on.
"Hey ladies," said Marth
They looked back and saw Marth
"Finally came out of that room huh Marth?" said Samus
"Oh leave him alone Samus!" shouted Zelda "What is it Marth?"
"You wanna go out,"
"Sure!" said Peach and Samus
"Um...I meant me and Zelda alone," said Marth
"Ahh!" said Paech and Samus
"It's not a date," said Marth "I just wanna thank her for helping me,"
"Oh Ok," replied Zelda
"Meet me in front of you room at 7:00," said Marth "And wear something nice, I'm taking you to this fancy restaurant in Altea,"
"Oh, thanks," said Zelda
After much planning, Marth went his separate ways leaving the three ladies by themselves.
"Wow, that was so nice of Marth," said Zelda.
"Yeah too bad you're not going,"
"Who says I'm not going," said Zelda
"Wait you're going?" asked Samus "But he's a Fire Emblem guy,"
"Your point?"
"Their dogs," replied Samus
"So you're dating a dog?" asked Peach
"Did I say Fire Emblem guys, i meant royalty," answered Samus "Ike is super cool,"
"I don' care what you guys say," said Zelda "I'm still going,"
"Can't say I didn't warn ya," said Samus
Zelda soon left to go get ready for her "date" with Marth.
"Um...Samus are all those things you said about Marth true?" asked Peach.
"All I know is that once a Fire Emblem prince sees a girl he likes, he won't stop until he gets her and when he gets her he treats he like garbage and then leaves her for someone else," said Samus.
"You sound like you have been through this already," said Peach.
"Me...um...n...no way Peach,"
"Right," said Peach "I'm leaving,"
Samus sighed and said "I am such a hypocrite,"
"I heard that!" shouted Peach.
"Don't you have somewhere to go!?" shouted Samus.