Sleepover with the Sand Sibs
Chapter Five: The Fourth Wall (One helluva CRAZY chapter!)
"O. I thought you were dead, Haku, Zabuza."
An awkward silence ensued and you could hear crickets chirping in the distance.
"I WAS dead. Until the F*** AUTHOR decided to REINCARNATE me." Zabuza droned, clearly annoyed at someone/something for no reason in particular. Feeling the need to urgently KILL something, he swung his sword and murdered a poor innocent cookie, which made Gaara swear vengeance and kill his precious cupcake.
"NO YOU HEARTLESS B***. Cupcake-chan!"
"Cookie-chan!"
"Uhh, guys… we really shouldn't be just going around and breaking the fourth wall like this…" Tenten pointed out, shuffling around nervously.
"I F***ING DEMOLISHED THAT WALL WITH A WRECKING BALL FIVE MINUTES AGO! SCREW RULES I HAVE A FANFICTION ACCOUNT."
"Now who the hell was that?" Kankuro whispered, totally creeped out.
"I AM the author and I would prefer it if you kindly didn't refer to me as THE AUTHOR. Since my name is not Japanese I will give you another one of my names I am known as. Call me Ai!" The catsuit wearing fangirl/author yelled, smiling creepily before seeing Itachi about five hundred miles away and rushed to take a selfie with him. And then she disappeared.
"Ok… although that 'Ai' was wearing a light blue version of what looked suspiciously like Kankuro's outfit, she should totally join Forehead girl in the 'Weird Hair Colour Club' as she had BRIGHT PURPLE hair." Ino smirked, seeing Sakura's face as she called her by her ever-loving nickname.
"I'LL KILL YOU INO-PIG"
"Hey look! It's… OMFG IT'S THE AKATSUKI WE'RE GONNA DIE!" Naruto yelled, running around in circles frantically.
It was true. The entire Akatsuki was standing there awkwardly on the doorstep, looking around and shuffling their feet nervously.
WTF. THE AKATSUKI.
"Umm can we come in?" Konan asked. "We're kinda here for the party, bar Orochimaru tho, 'cause he's a creepy pedophile…"
Everyone stared. THE AKATSUKI.
THE FREAKING AKATSUKI. HERE. FOR THE PARTY.
All the crazy information was harder to process than that creepy Ai girl who was seen hugging Itachi in public. But eventually, after five intense staring contests in which cookies were baked, four people passing by, three dead kittens, two minutes and one ritual, they were finally let in.
"By the way, who was… MMPH?!"
"Shh… don't talk about it…" A invisible voice whispered from Nowhere. "We're working on rebuilding the fourth wall with Tazuna and co."
"Let us never speak of this chapter." All of them vowed simultaneously. "A vow between us about a wall that was meant to be broken."
Amen, log.