In the morning when Marth woke up he saw Ike and Pit on his bed, just staring at him.
"Um...What the heck guys?" said Marth
"So...how was your date?" asked Pit
"It was ok," replied Marth "And it's not a date,"
"Dude, we wanna know more!" shouted Ike
"Yeah!" shouted Pit "Tell us more!"
"Come on guys leave our prince alone," said Link who randomly walked in "He can't help it that Zelda never wants to talk to him again,"
"And good morning to you too Link," said Marth
"Back off Link," said Pit
"Yeah, quit being an asshole," said Ike
"I'm just saying what I heard," defended Link
"Zelda said that?" asked Marth
"No, Samus told me," replied Link
"I find it hard to believe that Zelda said that to Samus," said Ike
"She probably made it up since she hates Marth more than poison," added Pit
"Wow, that makes me feel so good about myself," said Marth
"You guys are a waste of time," said Link " I'm going to battlefield to go practice,"
"What a bitch," said Ike
"Don't listen to Link," said Pit "Zelda wouldn't say such harsh things,"
"I hope you're right," said Marth
Meanwhile in Zelda's room
"So your date went well?" asked Peach
"I had my doubts at first but once you get to know him you'll see that Marth is a great guy," said Zelda with much glee "And it's not a date,"
"Still talking about the gay prince I see," said Samus who just randomly barged in
"Samus quit saying that!" shouted Zelda
"Yeah, Marth isn't gay," added Peach
"How do you guys know that?" asked Samus "I've never seen him with a woman,"
"He's not gay!" shouted Zelda
"Got any proof?"
Zelda wanted to tell Samus about Marth's wife but remembered the promise she made to Marth.
"Well no," answered the princess
Samus smiled and left the room
"I swear," sais Peach "She can be so annoying sometimes,"
"Ah, don't pay her any attention Peach," said Zelda "I'm sure she'll come around,"
"I hope so," said Peach
