Well here's chapter 7. Sorry it took so long (^^;)
At lunch time, when everyone was in the Smash Cafeteria, Marth was sitting by himself, eating a sandwich, when out of nowhere came Zelda
"Hey, is this seat taken?" asked the princess
"N...no, not at all," replied Marth
So Zelda sat down and started talking to Marth. On the other side of the room, Link, as R.O.B. gave him his food, gave them the "eye"
"Your jealous aren't you Link?"
Link turned around and saw Toon Link
"Me, jealous, Toon please,"
"It's ok to be jealous,"
"I'm not!" shouted Link, who went to the swordsmen area and sat down "Annoying twat,"
"Sup with you?" asked ike with a crap ton of food in his mouth
"It's Toon," said Link "He thinks I'm jealous of Marth,"
"Well are you?" asked Pit
"No!" shouted Link "Why does everyone think I am?"
Suddenly R.O.B. came over and then randomly started malfunctioning
"R.O.B. you ok?" asked Pit
"Error, error, detecting high levels of jealousy!" shouted the robot "Cannot compute canno-"
Before R.O.B. could finish, it blew a fuse and exploded
After that Ike and Pit started staring at Link
"What?" asked the puzzled elf
"Dude, your jealousy level is so high that it killed R.O.B.," said Pit
"For the last time, I'm not jealous!" shouted Link
"Sure," said a sarcastic Ike "Hey Meta Knight, you've been quiet, what's your take on this?"
"He's here?" said Link
Meta Knight jumped on the table, took a good look at Link and said "You're jealous, end of discussion," and jumped back down.
"The knight has spoken," said Pit
"None shall defy him," said Ike
"Dumbasses," said Link
"You're still jealous," said Ike
"You know what, I don't have to take this, especially from a midget angel, an idiot boy and a puffball, I'm leaving!" shouted Link as he stormed out of the cafeteria.
"You wanna play some Smash tennis?" asked Ike
"Sure, why not," replied Pit
Meanwhile at Marth's table, him and Zelda were having the talk of the century when he asked Zelda out on another da- get together. Zelda gladly said yes and left. Marth was so happy that he literally flew out the door to get ready for the night ahead.
"Da faq?" said Fox
Ike, upon seeing this, looked at Pit and said "Wanna raise our bet?"
"Sure!" said Pit
