Attempt #2

Gabriel

His next plan is so simple, he's almost reluctant to conduct it. He wanted to give Sam more of a fighting chance. It only seemed fair since he was merely a human. An adorable, smart, Sasquatch-like human, but a mere human nonetheless. So he stayed with the Winchesters, letting time go by for Sam to think of his next move. Gabriel could tell the hunter had nothing planned yet. Or maybe he was waiting for Gabriel to strike first? He shrugged to himself as the Winchester brothers finally fell asleep. His eyes were set on Castiel, and he knew his little brother would hate him if he ever found out that Gabriel was the one who did this to him.

With a small smirk, Gabriel walked up to Castiel and held his hand up. "Sorry little bro," he murmured. He snapped his fingers and Cas fell asleep.

Not only was he asleep however. His vessel had also mysteriously turned into a beautiful woman. Gabe grinned to himself, proud of his handiwork. He had to say, Castiel looked absolutely stunning in his new female body. He was sure Dean would love it, and hopefully he would reveal his true feelings this way. It would be easier for him to say how he felt while Cas was a female instead of having to admit he was Bisexual.

Smiling to himself, he turned to walk out of the room. But something stopped him. Sam's cute, peaceful face. Sighing, Gabriel pulled an IPod and an AUX cord out of his pocket and quickly scribbled a note to attach it to. He placed it on the nightstand beside Sam and woke him up before poof-ing out of the motel. He wouldn't stray too far, however. He wanted to see how all of this played out.

Sam

Sam woke with a start to find it only being an hour from when he first fell asleep. Sighing, he went to turn on the light when something stopped him. There was an IPod and some sort of cord on the nightstand. He turned on the light and read the note that was taped to it.

Dear Sammy,

I thought you could use a bit of a boost. You seem to be thinking a little too hard about this. Anyway, plug this into the Impala and play it. I made sure to put an actual AUX plug in into the car. Oh and also, I turned Castiel into a woman.

Sam stopped reading for a moment in shock before looking over where Cas was. Sam blinked in surprise. There was a woman wearing the same outfit Cas had. So Cas was a girl now? He shook his head and kept reading.

Don't be alarmed if he doesn't wake up in the morning. Take advantage of it! The IPod has love songs on it. Maybe it'll help Dean pour out his feelings or something.

Love, Gabriel

Sam rolled his eyes, a blush forming on his cheeks. He looked back over at the slumbering Cas and instantly had an idea. Smirking, he turned the light back off, put the device and the cord under his pillow, and settled back into bed, his plan forming even as he slept.

The next morning, Sam was shaken awake by a panicked Dean. "What? What's wrong?!" Sam asked, sitting up.

"It's Cas, dude!" Dean yelled, "He's unconscious...and he's a she!"

"What...?" Sam asked, playing dumb.

"Look, Sam!" Dean pointed to Cas, who was still slumped awkwardly against the wall. His - er, her hair was long and wavy. It was raven black, and her skin was un-blemished and perfect. Sam shook his head. Gabriel really made Cas an attractive lady.

"Okay, okay, just calm down," Sam said, standing. "Take him - her into the backseat of the Impala and stay back there with her. She might not know what's happening, so it's best if I drive and you stay in the back with her so she sees a familiar face when she wakes up,"

Surprisingly, Dean didn't object. He just nodded his head and went over to Cas. He gently picked her up bridal style and walked out the door with her. Sam got dressed and stuffed the IPod into his pocket. He packed up all of their things and hurried outside. Dean was already in the back with Cas, awkwardly sitting with her head on his shoulder.

Sam quickly put everything in the trunk and hopped into the driver's seat. "Alright," he muttered to himself, taking out the IPod. Despite Dean's protests, Sam plugged it in and hit shuffle. He smirked and drove out of the parking lot. He ignored Dean's complaints when the song finally came on.

"You see this guy, this guy's in love with you. Yes I'm in love, who looks at you the way I do?"

"Turn this shit off, Sam!" Dean yelled from the back.

"Wasn't it you that said the driver picks the music?" Sam asked, smirking at him from the rear-view mirror. Dean was quiet, only mumbling his complaints to a still unconscious Castiel.

The next song made Sam cringe, but he would withstand it for the sake of Dean and Cas's relationship.

"Oh come on, Sam! Celine Dione?!" Dean yelled. Sam was about to snap at him when Castiel let out a small groan. Her eyes fluttered open, and Sam was satisfied to see Dean's eyes widely fixated on hers.

"D-dean?" Castiel's voice was like - well, the voice of an Angel. "W-why is...why is my voice so high and...why is this song playing?"

"Cas," Dean was grinning widely. "You're awake,"

"Yes..." Castiel looked troubled. That's when she started looking herself over. She grabbed her breasts. "Those are new," she muttered.

Sam burst out laughing while Dean only awkwardly took Cas's hands off of herself. She narrowed her eyes and tilted her head. Dean cleared his throat. "Do you know how you ended up a...a chick, Cas,"

"I'm not a baby bird," Castiel said, blinking at Dean.

"Ah, yeah, I get that," Dean rolled his eyes, "I mean a woman. Why are you a woman?"

"Oh it happens all the time," Cas said, "to Angels in general, I mean. Not to me. This is my first time accidentally switching genders,"

"Angels accidentally switch genders?" Sam asked as the song changed. This time it was Paul McCartney.

"Sometimes, yes. Angels don't actually have genders. Sometime's we accidentally...switch our vessel's gender," Castiel answered, cocking her ear towards the speaker at the back. "This song is more enjoyable than the other one," she murmured. Dean coughed, causing Cas to look over at Sam. "No offense, Sam,"

"None taken,"

That night they settled into a quiet little motel with two beds, as per usual. Dean was bored and restless, and he really needed something to help cope with the fact that Cas was a female. An attractive female at that. So he rounded up the Angel and his brother and made them go to a bar with him. He didn't feel like drinking out alone, and besides, Sam and Cas needed to loosen up a bit.

When they got there, Dean instantly regretted taking Cas. Everyone stared at her, men and women alike. They were all attracted to her, and for some reason that made Dean angry.

Since when have I felt like this about Cas getting checked out?

He thought about the gay bar incident a few days ago. He had felt the same way when that man was grinding against Cas. What was his deal? Shaking his head, Dean went to go get the three of them some drinks. When he returned, he couldn't help but notice Castiel looking extremely uncomfortable.

"Cas? What's up?" He asked, feeling concerned.

"Those men..." Cas said, gesturing behind Dean. "They keep staring at my chest...and they're making inappropriate comments,"

Dean felt a flash of anger, but he forcefully cooled it down. "Just ignore them, they're assholes,"

"Yeah, I wouldn't worry about it," Sam reassured her.

Nodding uneasily, she turned to one of the beers Dean had put on the table and took a drink from it. Everything was okay for a few moments, until one of the men Cas was talking about got up and walked over to them. He slammed a hand down on their table and faced Cas, leaning on the table and blocking Dean.

"What's yer name, pretty lady?"

"Castiel,"

"What a pretty name," the man seemed to lean closer to Cas. Sam and Dean glanced at each other with worried expressions on their faces. The man must have done something, for Cas let out a small sound of distress. Dean stood turned the man around to face him.

"Why don't you back off and leave her alone?" He asked lowly, rage burning in his eyes.

"C'mon, we were just having some fun," the man said, turning back to Cas. "Right, baby cakes?" he winked at her before turning back to Dean.

"I'm warning you, pal."

"Fine, fine," the man put his hands up and backed away from them in surrender.

"C'mon guys, we'll just go buy some drinks from the liquor store," Dean said, staying at Cas's side as they started to leave.

"Thank you D-" Cas was stopped when the same man slapped her ass and wolf whistled. Cas jumped and grabbed onto Dean's arm, turning around to face the man. Before she could go over and smite him, Dean stopped her.

"Let me handle this," he said.

Dean calmly walked up to the man and punched him in the face, sending him falling to the ground. The whole bar gasped in unison, craning their necks to see the fight. The man got up and charged him, but Dean was quick, and he dodged, causing the pig to run into a nearby table. While he was dazed, Dean grabbed the back of his shirt and threw him to the ground again. He started wailing on him until the man plead for him to stop.

"You never, ever treat a woman like that again, you hear me?" Dean yelled.

The man whimpered and nodded his head. Cheers erupted from most of the bar as Dean gently took Cas's arm and led her out of the bar. He didn't notice Sam's proud look, or Cas's look of amazement. He simply led them to the Impala. As he promised, Dean stopped at a nearby liquor store and bought them some booze. Dean and surprisingly, Cas, got drunk that night and fell asleep beside each other on the small sofa in the room. Sam stayed up and watched them for awhile before starting to get undressed so he could sleep as well.

Right when he was about to take his pants off, Gabriel appeared, a smug look on his face. "Aw c'mon, Sammy," he teased, "we aren't ready for third base yet,"

"Sh-shut up, Gabe!" Sam hissed. "What do you want?"

"I just came to make Castiel a man again,"

"Why? I think your plan is working,"

"It isn't. It's going nowhere," Gabriel shrugged and snapped his fingers. Suddenly, Cas was himself again. Very male, and...very close to almost cuddling with Dean.

"Okay, so that's it?" Sam asked.

"Yep. Did you like the songs?"

"Yeah they were uh...interesting,"

Gabriel lightly patted Sam's cheek and winked before disappearing. Sam shook his head and finally got into bed. He closed his eyes and wondered what his next course of action should be.