April 1
Happy Birthday Mate.
Gred
April 2
Remember what I did last month when you didn't listen to me? That's damn right, I stopped writing.
Fred
April 3
Since you didn't get that hint, you are supposed to go apologize to Mum for exploding at your birthday party.
Fred
April 4
Do it.
Fred
April 5
Good job, mate. She was very pleased.
Fred
April 6
They don't ignore me, you know. They just want you to be happy. If I make you sad, then yes, they will ignore me.
Fred
April 7
Everything Mum does is to help you, you know.
Fred
April 8
I wasn't trying to guilt-trip you! I just want you to know that she lies awake at night, hoping her son will come back to life again.
Fred
April 9
Alright, quit the crying. What a flop you're turning out to be.
Fred
April 10
Or pansy. Whatever you prefer.
Fred
April 11
Well yeah, I cried. But I do something about the stuff I cry about.
Fred
April 12
Like when? How about like when I cried when I found out you were still a mess months after I had died? And I wrote you letters?
Fred
April 13
Yes, I make you cry. But you have to admit this helps.
Fred
April 14
Have you ever wanted a dog? I guess it's a real popular muggle pet. I'd want a boy dog though. You should get one. It would be like having a kid, only less money.
Fred
April 15
Ugh, nevermind. Apparently they piss everywhere.
Fred
April 16
This place is crawling with Muggles. But they don't see this place like us. Odd, huh?
Fred
April 17
We can still do magic here, but there's not much point to it, other than for fun (not like we used it for anything but fun though, right?).
Fred
April 18
I can't believe you haven't had a girlfriend for this long. Almost two years.
Fred
April 19
Remember when you hit on Valerie? That was hysterical. I didn't think she could get any redder, until her boyfriend walked in the store and you were practically on top of her.
Ha!
Fred
April 20
Oh wait. That was me. Right.
Fred
April 21
It was still hilarious. I had that bruise for a month though.
Fred
April 22
Maybe you should get a cat. I've never been a cat person, but we're not really the same person, exactly.
Fred
April 23
Fish? Owl? Why don't you have an owl? How did we ever survive? I guess we're that cheap, huh?
Fred
April 24
You should get a grey one. They're cool.
Fred
April 25
But don't name it after me. That would be too weird.
Fred
April 26
Alright, Dorian? What the heck?
Fred
April 27
I still don't understand Dorian Grey.
Fred
April 28
Wait, gray? What?
Fred
April 29
Oh, it's a pun! Alright, I like puns.
Fred
April 30
But I don't like that book. Good thing it's your owl.
Fred
P.S. Even though a dog would be weird, you could always name a kid after me.