"Well," said Marth "We want an explanation now Toadstool!"
"Right," said Link "Cuz there is no way I'm hanging out with this g-"
"Link, so help me if you say that word,"
"It was for both of you," said Peach
"What?"
"The party, I wanted to use it to make you guys friends again,"
"Well it's obviously not working,"
"Shut up Bowser," screamed Peach
"Why would I wanna friends with him?" asked Marth and Link pointing at each other
"Come guys, remember back in Melee," said Peach "You two plus Roy were know as the unstoppable three,"
"Yeah we we're kinda cool in Melee," said Marth "But I still hate you Link"
"Don't worry Marth, the feeling's mutual," replied Link
"These two aren't gonna stop, are they?" said Pit
"How did they become enemies anyway?" asked Ike
"I can't remember," said Peach
"I do!" said Zelda "You two were arguing over a Smash match you guys had,"
"Really?" said a sarcastic Pit and Ike
"They both got star KO at the same time and-"
"Um...guys can I tell you all something?" interrupted Samus
"No Samus," said Falco "Maybe later,"
"But it's something I w-"
"No Samus!" screamed Wolf "Now go away,"
"Fine, be like that," screamed Samus as she left "Assholes!"
"As I was saying," said Zelda "They argued about it for days upon days. Even when the master hand declared it a draw you two still argued about it,"
"That's why we've been at each other's throats?" said Link "Over a stupid match?"
"Oh crap Link," said Marth "Is this what Nintendo's greatest swordmen have been reduced to?"
"Damn, Marth I'm sorry," said Link
"Me too," said Marth
"Wanna start a new, you annoying prince?"
"Why not, you no-class commoner,"
"So you guys are friends?" asked Zelda
"Yeah," said Link and Marth
"Yay!" said Zelda "I don't have to be emo anymore,"
"?"
"I thought acted emo you guys would make up, for my sake,"
"Well played Zelda," said Mario "Well played,"
"Um...guys," said Falcon "The party?"
"Right," said Peach "You guys can now party like their no tomorrow,"
And that they did, especiallyMarth and LinkLink