June 1
Aren't months weird?
Fred
June 2
I think it's odd with how many days they have.
Fred
June 3
They were supposed to have something to do with the moon, right? Maybe astronomy would have been useful...
Fred
June 4
But the moon is pretty uniform. It's got a cycle and stuff. So it must be something different.
Fred
June 5
Oh. It was just a muggle thing.
Fred
June 6
Stupid muggles.
Fred
June 7
Ok well, how about just dumb- or silly. Stupid implies irritating, and I feel that dumb is less... Cruel, somehow.
Fred
June 8
Oh, muggles. At least the cute ones still fell for the magic tricks.
Fred
June 9
Hey!
Freddie
June 10
That's what you should do!
Fred
June 11
Go get a muggle girlfriend. One that's cute, and nice but secretly mean sometimes. And she's got to be smart.
Fred
June 12
One that likes magic tricks.
Fred
June 13
And you can visit Mum every now and again.
Fred
June 14
This mom just showed up today. With the sweetest kids. One little girl was holding a frog. She's about eleven. Imagine that! Dying at eleven. She's put on a brave face though. Said she's going to watch her friends.
I hope they're alright.
Fred
June 15
Not a real frog. Like a teddy bear, but frog-form.
Freddy
June 16
Almost like spider-form, eh, George?
Fredster
June 17
So that little girl's friends are pretty upset.
Fred
June 18
Not as upset as you were though.
Fred
June 19
Thanks for not crying.
Fred
June 20
Knock knock!
Fred
June 21
You were supposed to say 'Who's there?'
Fred
June 22
Good Merlin, you could at least humor me.
Fred
June 23
Isn't it weird that we say Merlin? I've never met a Merlin up here. I only get to see a few people.
Fred
June 24
I suppose it depends on who you are or where you died or something. Maybe a when. I just wander around and meet people.
Fred
June 25
The people, George, the people! They're all amazing. Horrible, awful stories, but amazing all the same.
Fred
June 26
Some stories are kind of happy though. Like happy deaths.
Fred
June 27
Like...
Fred
June 28
I can't explain it.
Fred
June 29
You just have to know, you know?
Fred
June 30
You know.
Fred