A good two weeks went by and Link still didn't find out what Marth and Zelda did. The two felt kinda awkward being around Link, and each other, after what they did but nevertheless continued to be friends. One rainy afternoon Link, Ike and Pit were deep in a conversation(a really stupid one at that) when out of nowhere came Peach.
"Hey Peach!" said The boys
"Hi," replied the princess "Where are you doing?"
"Arguing about whose sword is better," said Pit
"Oh boy!" said Peach
"Why'd you say that?" asked Ike
"I remember when Roy and Marth were arguing over the exact same thing in Melee," said Peach
"Speaking of Marth have you guys noticed anything different about him?" asked Link
"L...L..Like what?" stuttered Pit
"Him and Zelda have been acting really weird around me,"
"Wait, you don't know?" asked Peach
"Know what?" asked Link and Ike
"Peach can it!" screamed Pit
"Um...nothing," said Peach "Who wants some cake?"
"What don't I know Peach?" asked Link "Tell me,"
"It's nothing really," said Pit
"What are you two hiding?" asked Link
"Nothing!" said Peach and Pit
"IF YOU DON'T TELL ME I SWEAR I'M -"
"Marth and Zelda had sex behind your back!" screamed Peach
"THEY WHAT?"
"Nice one Toadstool," said Pit
"Oh, wait till I get my hands on Marth," said Link "I'm gonna beat the shit out of him,"
"Come on Link don't do this!" yelled Ike
"Don't hurt you beautiful hands," said Peach
"Your right Peach," said Link "I'm not gonna punch him,"
"Thank goodness,"said Peach
Link took out his sword and said "I'M GONNA CUT HIM UP INTO LITTLE RIBBONS!"
"Oh shit!" screamed Pit
With that said Link left the room to go find Marth, while Peach, Ike and Pit tried to change his mind.