Zelda observed them in a crystal. She wasn't being a pervert, just spying on them. Just checking on them tonight and how it was going for them.

By the looks of things slowly.

Thankfully she'd given Mir the sex talk and not left it to Mel, years ago. Now that Miry was seventeen again for a little while she seemed doomed to repeat a dry spell of abstinence then and now.

Honestly Miranda really needed a shove in the mortal's direction. Shaking her head at both of them, perhaps a nudging spell to help this along. Yes that might work or a good dazed schnuggle one. Did she really need to resort to making Andy and Miry's clothes disappearing for them to finally attempt to do it?

Zelda didn't make Andy have abs like Alexander Skarsgard for Miranda to admire and draw in a life class or wash clothes on.

The spell was all real as if Andy was male. Zelda had been very picky with ingredients and drops of this and that, the finest, all borrowed from Melusine's pantry, she didn't need to add much to this tall dark potion called Andy Sachs.

Saw Andy was her nieces match even if she was a mortal and if Zelda was younger by a few hundred years Mirybelle would have competition.

Proud of herself she'd made a hunk with a cupcake Amas Veritas recipe, but didn't Miry understand these were just enhancing Andy's already lovely qualities. Always had them.

Miranda's mortal was able to fill a Mr. Priestly's shoes better than both husbands.

Miranda was making this so difficult. Scared of the Hozier curse and Andy getting hurt by it. If she'd just let go.

Zelda had had enough, time to do something about this pair, blowing a breeze with a flick of her impatient hand that opened the window up and ruffled Miranda's flower in her red hair off.

Petals flew against Andy, a few brushed away as she looked at Miranda longingly. Picked up the flower that had fallen, it was the prettiest flower she'd ever seen, bringing it to her nose and smelling it before Miranda could stop her doing so, inhaling the incredible fragrance, handing it back to the redhead in front of her.

Took it, from the outstretched hand, brushing Andy's fingers sending a jolt of frisson through both of them.

''Want me to start?'' Andy earnestly asked the redhead in front of her.

Miranda blinked at her. Start? Saw Andy meant the film. Nodding to her to put it on.

Miranda examined the sprig of Eros with a poke of her finger. Zelda and her determination for her and Andrea to sleep together tonight. Folding her arms, she was not going to let that happen.

She would never forgive herself if anything bad happened to Andrea.

Staring at the flower, twining it between her fingers as she stared over at Andy. The dew glistened on her fingertips from the fragile petals.

Andy clicked the remote to start the movie for them.

What was with Miranda tonight, first she smelled just incredible to Andy, must be a new perfume other than Chanel, this scent was intoxicating to her nostrils as she felt Miranda's fingers run across her knuckles, then she with a small smile took a mouthful of buttered popcorn watching the film.

Staring at her lips now.

Miranda to Andy had the kind of curved pink lips that made her dumb, all thought left her mind except….I want to taste them.

Trying to concentrate on the film but her eyes drifted more to Miranda every few minutes then what was on the screen.

Inhaling her fragrance, breathing Miranda in, wanted to lean in and begin kissing her. It was the only thing Andy had on her mind. Kissing Miranda's lips.

Kiss her. Love her tonight. Wanted to feel her legs wrapped around her waist and nails raking on her back. Husking out her name in her ear. Of course Miranda would be in a satiny sexy negligee that she'd slip off as Andy's face reddened as she gripped the sofa hard.

Zelda perched closer. It was working, good old wild sprig of Eros.

Miranda turned almost meeting Andy's lips. ''Can you?'' Holding it out to her. Andy took her bottle cap and twisted it open for her, grinning at her strength and not breaking a nail.

Her brown eyes sparkling on only her not paying any attention to the movie playing on the flat screen.

''There you go.'' Andy handed the bottle back, turning back to the film awkwardly. Miranda saw Andy's jaw was tense with her so close to her.

''Thank you.''

Andy grinned adorably. ''Your welcome Mirybelle.'' Winking at her. Miranda groaned at Andy using her Aunt's pet name.

''What I like it. Miriam.'' Miranda despite herself smiled at Andy.

Urging and watching Andy and Miry together, to touch the blooming sprig mortal. Zelda almost yelled at both through the crystal, watching them miss a chance and almost face palmed herself were they roommates in charm school.

''Great film.'' Andy murmured, this felt like a first date. She'd hardly been watching it really. Miranda agreed, looking at the screen away from Andy. She'd hardly been watching this. Andy saw the flower in her lap.

''Miranda here.'' Andy tucked the flower back in her hair, their hands touched again and the sprig. Zelda saw it. The sparkle and glow. Goody it was working.

''Zelda! Just because I told you to turn down Little Mix's new song Black Magic, does not mean I need a hearing aid.'' Melusine began staring at what Zelda was watching. Shaking her stern head, was Zelda pirating Dish again.

'' Zelda, what have you done now?''

Melusine demanded as she saw them both.

''Zelda tell me you didn't use a sprig of Eros stolen from that muse's garden?''

Zelda looked guilty to her serious dour older sister. ''Maybe.''

Melusine rounded on her little sister. ''Zelda you know, how potent it can be, it causes excessive carnalness and erotic romping. They could go for not hours but days.''

''It's not like I bought it at a knockdown price from the back of a warlock's van, it was freshly picked and is working wonderfully.'' Zelda defended herself.

''Zelda have you ever heard of things moving along at its own pace?'' Melusine questioned her.

''I just wanted Miry to enjoy herself. See what she's been missing. Not like ugh ewww Stephen. The sprig will keep her up all night.'' Zelda looked delighted at the benefits.

Covering the crystal over, Melusine exhaling as if hard done by, Mel simply knew she had to accept what's done is done by Zelda again, still scolding her little sister with a brow raising like her niece.

Smiling as she turned, Zelda groaned at Mel making the view foggy.

''Mir's sex life is not pay per view.''

Zelda knew what that meant. Do not disturb.

''Mel should we go crash a cravings anonymous meeting for vampires and werewolves.''

Melusine had many times tried to convince Zelda that True Blood's Eric or Alcide were not real and she was not going to meet either doing her shopping in a grocery store or at an out of control cravings meeting like AA for paranormal in the East Village. Zelda insisted it was not her fault she enjoyed bad boys.

Couldn't help it, if she was like a siren magnet to them and shook them with a little danger even at her age.


Miranda wrapped the blanket more around herself, that scent was filling her nostrils it was making her only see Andy with one desire, coursing through her, just want and lust and she was struggling and unable to fight it, moving a little close to her.

Andy shifted on the sofa with Miranda coming near her, not paying any attention to the film which truthfully Andy could care less about, turning back to Miranda and leaning into her, brushing her lips to Miranda's suddenly.

Andy's eyes were sparkling lusty on her. Stroking her red hair through her long fingers as Miranda's eyes sparkled on her.

Miranda's mouth began kissing back as she was pulled to Andy and into her lap.

Both not realising they were floating up as they kissed slowly then deepening. Matching Andy's kiss, Miranda set them down.

Both becoming utterly entranced with the nearness of one another as the room was spinning and changing around them, reshaping and starting to enchant to somewhere else, it was snowing inside but as if they were outdoors in a forest, running after Miranda as it fell all around them, it was beautiful, dusting them both. Didn't feel the cold at all.

Falling snow all over them as they frolicked in it and Miranda was chased after by Andy who caught her to her, wrapping her arms strongly around her, Miranda was brought to Andy closely, held to her, leaning into another kiss as both sank rolling in the snow as both saw they had no clothes on.

Turning from winter to lying in sand on a beautiful secluded beach all to themselves.

Returning each kiss Miranda urged Andy to her.

Miranda mouth curled into the sofa cushion, her head to a side that was a wonderful dream she'd had.

Making love to Andy last night on a beach, in water, in snow.

Arching lazily with a moan, on the carpet floor as her fingers felt something…someone on top of her. Broad shoulders, blue eyes opened a little to Andy who was naked between her smooth ivory legs. This was a good dream too.

Her alarm clock hadn't gone off yet. Patricia hadn't come into lick her feet to wake up.

Andy still sleepily groggy rolled her hips meeting soft curves, strange thing was Andy was starting to feel the body move in rhythm with her, this was a great dream, Miranda kissed Andy's mouth, both of them naked with that still between her legs.

Wanted Andy inside her.

Pushing into her, Andy's hardness entering Miranda who felt warm, wet and tight to the turgidity of Andy's hard manhood in her. Moving with Andy steering it. Sliding her nails down over her toned glutes.

Both came. Spurting warmth into her. Crying out.

This wasn't a dream. Large blue eyes meeting just as startled brown eyes. Fully awake.

They'd just done it? Had sex. Just like that. Andy eyes were huge on Miranda beneath her. Pulling out as Miranda moaned into her shoulder.

Andy sprang to her feet. With it at eye level. Felt hungover but weirder. Andy gasped at what they'd done, having sex a few minutes ago, like they'd done this for hours, like time stopped almost like magic was rippling around them. Andy felt it still all over this room.

Searching for her jeans.

Andy blushed red to her ears as Miranda stared at it. Blue eyes on it. Zelda's ingredient of an orchid in the love potion spell made Andy have that. Looked so real and felt so real in her as if a part of Andy.

Miranda grabbed Andy's wrinkled shirt which was strewn across the couch. Equally as pink as the brunette's blush, Andy was holding a pillow over her privates.

Miranda got up. Dazed. She'd had sex with Andy. She was going to kill Zelda. She'd promised herself she wouldn't sleep with Andrea. Saw it. Eyes narrowing on it.

Saw Miranda looking stormily at her.

Had she hurt her with it? Still not used to this between her legs. She'd just say she had no idea what she was doing with it just as most guys didn't.

Andy stared down at her crotch for doing this to her.

Miranda picked up the flower with a tissue. Zelda was lucky she was in Greece. If she was in the city she'd have to hide. Binned the sprig of Eros as it wilted. Miranda began searching for something.

''What? Miranda what are you looking for?'' Andy asked. Still holding the cushion over her Adonis belt.

''A prophylactic.''

Brown brows furrowed on her as she was looking for one of those, hey Andy didn't use sex toys, it was her first time, and dawning on Andy who mouthed to Miranda did she mean a condom. Not seeing or finding a condom anywhere.

Andy took a breath. ''I didn't use one.''

Miranda whirled back, even young, her brows and ivory face said it all to Andrea, how could she be so stupid, to forget to put on a small, stretchy thing over a big tubey thing?

Andy thought Cerulean speech was icy and belittling. ''Andrea surely you've had sex before?''

Andy didn't quite meet her eye. ''Not like this…pointing to her pecs and mumbling out not meant to be heard ''or ever as me.''

Miranda heard it. Andrea was a virgin. Perfect she was a deflowering cougar. Snatching her bra up from the lampshade.

Hoping as it was a spell it wasn't like Andrea really had a…running her hand through her fiery locks.

''We'll just forget this happened.'' Miranda said firmly, missing Andy's hurt look in her eyes.

Still getting her head around that Andrea had never had sex before, it was so charming and sweet and she probably wanted it to be with anyone but her.

Andy opened and shut her mouth, Miranda just wanted to forget sex happened between them. Fine.

That this didn't happen. No problem.

She'd just go take a shower. Shrugging off any hurt that she wanted her first time to be really special with someone she loved and loved her, and if she was honest with herself for that person to be Miranda. Andy doubted most guys got teary over their first time. She did.

A condom. Andy could kick herself, it slipped her mind since she normally didn't have this to put a Trojan on.

Almost having sex with Nate a few times but always interrupted usually by Miranda's calls, didn't quite prepare her for her first time with Miranda and also now stuck as a guy and of course her first sexual encounter she wanted, she acts like one and forgot to use a form of birth control or contraceptive on her John Thomas.

Hoping Miranda was on the pill. She couldn't get Miranda pregnant like this, could she?

Andy knew that was crazy, this was just a spell from a love potion cupcake of Zelda's. All of this was just a spell.


The twins knew something happened between Mom and Andy last night even Emily did. Kept staring at Andy who hunched at the marble counter with a hoodie on and wearing faded Knicks sweatpants brooding over cornflakes, hadn't shaved as each of them saw both Mom and Andy weirdly kept trying not to look at each other, buttering toast, and giving cereal to the twins, sipping coffee and looking away quickly from each other.

Miranda sat down sipping her mug, at a loss at what she could give to Andrea to make up for Zelda's sprig of Eros being instrumental along with her in taking her virginity.

Some of it was coming back to her. What they'd done.

Andy without thinking gave Emily coffee who yapped for a cuppa.

The doorbell rang, Car and Cass hoped it was an order from Amazon. Hoping it was not Timmy McInnis from two doors down.

Both saw him at the door.

Smiling Andy would make Stephen go away.