A/N: So this has become my dumping ground for shitty ZoSan drabbles where Zoro attempts to make Sanji blush. Proceed at your own risk.
Prompt: 10 minutes / humour / handcuffs
Disclaimer: Don't own One Piece.
#2
Sanji raised a curled eyebrow, his expression tired, "Are you serious?"
"Yes, very." Zoro smirked in response.
Both the men then turned their gazes towards the object lying on the table. Zoro looked utterly amused while Sanji looked utterly displeased.
"I knew you'd have some weird fetish but I swear Zoro, I'm not putting that on." Sanji growled. The thought of wearing those kinky looking handcuffs was already sending cold shivers down his spine and making him turn red from embarrassment.
Zoro's smirk turned into a snicker, "I never said you're the one who has to put it on."
Sanji opened his mouth to retaliate but he was too flustered and no words came out.
"Let's decide this the old school way." Zoro said, not bordering to hide the humour in his voice.
"Which is?" Sanji questioned, his voice slightly squeaky.
"Rock, paper, scissors." Zoro stated, his expression completely serious.
The blonde cook threw up his hands and cried out in frustration. He picked up the handcuffs and threw them at the laughing swordsman and walked out of the galley.
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A/N: That was all I could manage under 10 minutes. And yeah there's supposed to be some humour in there. My creativity has gone dry. Anyways if you guys have an idea or prompt that would make Sanji blush like a fool in front of Zoro then send them in. Reviews are, as always, appreciated.