A/N: This is a little different from the actual theme, but Sanji blushes a lot. Also let's not talk about the last update date.
Prompt: A character is confused throughout most of the story.
Disclaimer: Don't own One Piece.
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He didn't like to think too much. It made his head hurt in various ways and that was quiet annoying. So he left all the brain related things to his crew mates and lived his life free from troubling thoughts. But today he had seen something, which confused him. Now usually when things confused him, he would just chuck them at the back of his brain and never go back there again. But this was a new kind of confusing, an interesting kind. Because it involved his two best friends and a game that he didn't understand. There were several things that he saw today that he didn't understand.
Firstly, if Sanji and Zoro were playing such an interesting looking game why didn't they invite him?
Secondly, why weren't they wearing pants?
Thirdly, why was Sanji's face so red and sweaty?
And lastly, how was it that Zoro was on top?
When the confused captain went to the sniper with these questions, he deadpanned after listening to the second question and ran away. Nami on the other hand, listened very carefully to all his questions and then smirked, taking out a notebook and a calculator, but she didn't answer his question either. Brook just said that it was the springtime of youth, which frankly confused Luffy even more. And when he was on his way to ask Robin, who he knew was the smartest of them all and would definitely be able to clear his doubts, he ran into Sanji. He thought it was a golden opportunity really. But of course, the moment he decided to actually think, he made a mistake. What followed was a pretty usual occurring on the Sunny.
He asked Sanji the four simple questions. Sanji's face turned red again. He told Sanji that Usopp, Nami and Brook were unable to answer these questions. Sanji's face turned redder. The chef kicked him so hard that he fell off the ship. Zoro had to jump in after him and pull him back onto the ship.
They were both sitting on the deck, completely soaked when Luffy opened started to speak but Zoro beat him to it.
"Listen Luffy, the thing is…you don't qualify for the game."
Naturally, the captain was even more confused after that.
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