Eddy and Bang had spent the last two days trying to find ways of tracking Ragna the Bloodedge, but to no avail. Bang only had a few cuts and bruises here and there, but Eddy looked like he was raised by wolves. Two of his hairs were cut in half, half of his ear was bitten off, both eyes were black, his clothes were shredded, and he was missing a shoe.
"ONWARD my disciple! That criminal should not be far now!" Bang shouted to Eddy way too enthusiastically. Eddy just sneered at that comment with a death stare at him.
Bang frowned. "Does something seem to be the matter, Master Eddy?"
"Oh no, NOTHING is wrong," Eddy scoffed. "Only that for the last two days, not ONLY have we not found this guy, but you ended up leading us through the sewers thinking you found a shortcut! Even ED'S not that stupid when we go through there for our scams!"
Bang sighed. "Well, my sense of direction may be a bit skewed due to me not catching criminals recently. I've been too busy trying to win the heart of the fair Miss Litchi," he started as he began daydreaming about Orient Town's well-endowed doctor. Eddy facepalmed.
"Yo Bang, what if I told you that if you find this guy and we turn him in, you can win her over with the money? As long as I get most of it," Eddy tried saying to convince Bang to keep moving.
Bang snapped out of his daydream about Litchi. "Yes! I, BANG SHISHIGAMI, will not rest until Master Eddy and myself capture Ragna The Bloodedge and bring him to justice! Only then will we reap the benefits of the bounty and I can win over Miss Litchi!" He struck a pose and pyrotechnics blew up behind him. "Thank you men!"
"Our pleasure boss!" his subordinates said as they took down the pyro machine from behind him. Bang said to Eddy, who was burned to a crisp from the pyro, "Alright! Shall we continue our quest for justice and fortune my young disciple?"
'Jeez, I don't even get hurt this much at home!' Eddy thought. "Yeah sure, but do you even KNOW where we're going there, Jackie Chan?"
Bang thought. "Once again, I apologize as I have not seen any clues as to where this vile criminal has been recently. But perhaps fortune will smile upon us today and provide us with answers!" he said while pumping his fist in the air.
Eddy sighed. "You said that yesterday too. When are we actually going to find some an-" he stopped as he saw something that caught his interest.
"Is something the matter, Master Eddy?" Bang inquired. But then he saw the same thing Eddy saw.
Both men looked at a giant billboard that had a picture of Ragna the Bloodedge. There was a speech bubble that said "Kevin is going to capture me waaaaay before that dork Eddy can!"
Eddy's face turned redder than an apple at this statement, as Kevin was one of his rivals back in his dimension. He could NOT afford to lose out on 90,000,000 PD to that jerk. "Over my dead body, Shovel-Chin!" Eddy shouted at the billboard. "If I knew where you were, I'd clobber you before you could even get to him!"
"I apologize for interrupting your nonsensical banter, Master Eddy, but there is something written underneath the speech bubble," Bang pointed out. "It says 'If Dorky sees this, tell him that I'm going to pound him at Sector Seven before I pound Ragna.' Would you happen to be this 'Dorky' that this boy Kevin is referring to?"
Eddy clenched his teeth. "No WAY am I letting that jerk make off with my money! Bang, where's Sector Seven?"
Bang smiled. "I actually happen to know where Sector Seven is after an incident when I accidentally destroyed one of the Professor's experiments and she teleported me there to tear off my-"
"Yeah, too much information," Eddy cut him off before Bang could go into further details. "Where is it then Mr. Love and Justice?"
Bang pointed in a direction. "If my memory serves me, Sector Seven is about one mile this way!"
Eddy was already running in the direction Bang pointed out before he was even done talking. "I'm gonna beat you into pulp, Kevin!" Eddy yelled out as he started running.
Bang started running after him. "Master Eddy, I beg of you, wait for me!" he shouted as the two of them started running for Sector Seven.