AND now for something completely different.


Harry slowly opened his eyes and looked around. This was not Pacific Academy, nor was this the Chamber of Secrets. He lay on a silver bed with red and black blankets that had some words placed upon it. 'Be my Guest.'
"Ah you are awake." Harry heard a voice saying and looking from his position in the bed, Harry could see a slightly chubby man sitting behind a computer, if that flat things was the screen. Harry had known about computers for a time as Rowena was trying to fix one for her cousin.
"Well, Harry. You are harder to pull out of the story that I thought you'd be." said the same chubby man.

"Where am I, and who are you?" asked Harry as he sat up, and found his glasses.
"Well, Harry. Do you mind if I call you Harry? Asked the chubby man. Harry just nodded, as he had no Idea where he was. "You are in the real world, Harry. Where there is no such thing as magic, or Unicorns or fairies. You are in fact a figment of some lady's imagination, and that figment has begun to lead a life on it's own for many years. Because of the life you have led, other people who you have inspired to write, started to write their own stories with you and your friends and enemies as main characters. I am one of those writers, whose imagination you have tickled.
My writers name is SimplyRV, and that's all you need to know."

Harry's head was spinning around. His life? An imaginary tale? A story book hero, for children to be told before their went to sleep. "Are you sure about that?" Asked Harry as he stepped out of the bed and took a chair and sat next to SimplyRV. RV nodded. "Yeah. Just like others around the world, I've been caught with the 'Potter virus'. I've written several stories and not all of them are a great success. The biggest success before was the one called 'Lucky Harry?'. You'd be getting a lot of cute girls and have some hot sex, before it all popped away in a dream."
"Me? I'm only twelve. What could I do with that many girls?" Asked Harry.

"Oh, I could think of a few things to do with a girl or thirteen" Said RV, and Harry's eyes almost popped out of his head. "Thirteen?" Harry asked, his voice raising a few octaves. "Yeah. But then, you were thirteen in that story." "I'm nearly thirteen now" shouted Harry. He couldn't imagine his life with thirteen girls all fighting for his attention, let alone having sex with those girls. "But that's not the reason why I brought you here, Harry" Said RV.
Harry looked at him, RV wore simple jeans and a red shirt with black shoes. He had chestnut brown hair and blue eyes that somehow seemed to sparkle a bit. "Oh? It isn't?" asked Harry.

"No" said RV, and Harry relaxed for a few moments. "What is it that you have brought me here for?" Asked Harry carefully. "The reason is to get a few things straight with my readers. You see, I've been writing the story Pacific Academy, and because of some people who have given a reaction to your adventure there, I have the feeling that I need to explain somethings to you." Harry looked at RV. 'This guy is writing a story of me at Pacific Academy?' Harry thought before he fell of his chair. "You okay, Harry?" Asked RV as he looked over the table and at Harry who was shaking his head. "Why me?" asked Harry as he regained his seat. "Who else is there to white about?" Asked RV, looking at Harry. "I don't know, somebody else?" Said Harry.

"Well, who would you want me to write about then?" Asked RV. "I can't simply change the titles of the books from Harry Potter and the blah blah blah to Ronald Weasley and the never ending table, or Ginny Wealsey and her little doll. Now, can I?" Asked RV angry as he looked in Harry's eyes.
Harry turned his head to look away from RV's angry eyes. "I just don't see why people want to write about me. I'm not that special,"
"And that's why people like to write about you, Harry. Because you are a special boy who wants to be normal, while a lot of us normal boys and girls (and that includes me) would love to learn some magical skills". Said RV gently as he lifted Harry's eyes up to look in his own eyes.

"You Harry, have achieved something most people could only dream of. You are born in the magical world, have defeated the most powerful dark wizard in many centuries, and lived afterwards to achieve your dream. How many of us are so brave, that they face evil and danger straight in the face and kick it's ass?" Asked RV as he saw a small tear running over Harry's face.

"Harry, in this story that I'm writing, I will be throwing a some bad things towards you, but I also throw some good things. Those good things will be friends for life, and the bad things will be beaten if you, your friends and your teachers work together." RV said before he looked at a clock o the wall. "Harry, it's almost time for me to sent you back. While you won't remember this meeting, know that You will survive everything that I'll be throwing at you". RV placed Harry back in his bed and closed his eyes, after removing his glasses.
"Rest well, Harry Potter for your life will become difficult" Said RV before he waved his hand and Harry Potter vanished from his sight.


Harry Potter smelled the clean air coming out of the window. He had been here before, and instinctively knew where he was. His own bed in the hospital wing. "Harry, are you okay?" Asked Evelyn as she washed Harry's face with a wash cloth.
"I will be, after a good rest" Said Harry softly as he closed his eyes. Evelyn looked at the young warrior before she returned to her young son. "Hello Fabian, dear" Evelyn said as she picked her son up and together left the hospital wing, to report to headmistress Alexandra Summers about Harry's status.

"I see" Said Alexandra as she and her brother listened to Evelyn about Harry. Alex looked at his sister. "Sis, do you really think it's best not to punish him for what happened at Hogwarts?" "Yes Alex, I believe that Harry has been punished enough." Said Alexandra and Alex let the matter rest. 'Yes, Harry has been punished enough' Alex thought. 'Being bitten by a Basilisk, and at the edge of death Harry was pulled back by three phoenixes crying over his Basilisk inflicted wound. That is punishment enough'.


Harry woke up the tenth day after the chamber experience well rested and dressed before he waved to Evelyn to leave the hospital wing and got to the Great Hall, where Harry started to eat. While he had been declared healthy, both Alan Richards and Evelyn had wanted Harry close for a few days of observation. "He Harry, back again under the living?" Asked Rowena as she passed Harry. Harry nodded and wanted to eat some apples when Rowena picked the apple from his hand. "He, why are you doing that?" Asked Harry as he looked at Rowena's face. "You still owe me something for saving your little pet Phoenix" said Rowena. Harry looked at her. "Yeah, and you want to cash in that promise?" Asked Harry. Rowena nodded. "I need some help with the new paddock for the new Pegasi that will be coming soon. I'd like your help with it"

Harry nodded, promising to help Rowena with the new paddock. Rowena smiled and gave Harry his apple back as she walked away. Harry smiled. If Rowena was several years younger, he might have to ask her on a date. If only...


And now back to the story.


A Giant castle, shining in the sunlight. That was what Ginny Weasley and her mother saw first when they exited flame travel. Both redhead females looked on in wonder as the material seemed to reflect the sunlight, giving it the illusion that it was made of glass.
"Come along now" Said Alex as he and his sister moved along. Ginny looked around, and saw a closed off field a few unicorns standing. One of the unicorns seemed to look at her, and while Ginny wanted to go pet the pretty horse, she followed her mother and the two professors to the castle and it's giant doors. Before they reached the doors, they opened by themselves and there exited a boy with unkempt black hair and glasses that held green eyes behind them. "Oh, Hello Professors" said the boy. "Ah, Harry. Off to help Rowena?" Asked Alex. "Yes, sir. She needed some help with the new paddock for the pegasi."

"Very well, Harry. Carry on" Said Alexandra and as Harry waved his hand, a small gust of wind blew through his hair. Both Ginny and Molly had looked at the boy's forehead, and had seen the lightning shaped scar. "Mum. That was Harry Potter" Said Ginny softly. Molly only seemed able to nod. Here at Pacific Academy was Harry Potter. Knowing not what to think about such a thing, Molly lead Ginny inside after the two professors. The doors closed and Ginny and Molly looked at the inside of the castle. Both had been at Hogwarts and somehow this castle seemed to give an aura of peace and protection, while it seemed to demand your best. "This way ladies" Said Alexandra, as she and her brother pointed to the great hall. Since the majority of the students were sent home for the holidays, only a few remained. Seeing some students waving, Alex waved back and motioned to them to come closer.

"Miss Weasley, Mrs Weasley. I'd like to introduce you to Jessy, Ashley and James del Santos. Their parents are diplomats of Spain for the magical united States, so while they are not at home, we agreed to watch over them until they return home." Said Alexandra, as she smiled at the little children. "Over there we have one of our older students" Said Alex, as he pointed to a older student with long pink hair. She was talking to an older man and it seemed that they were holding hands. Alex nudged Alexandra softly in the side. "I think that Remus is having a good time with Dora." Alexandra nodded and then introduced the Weasley's to Harry who came back inside.
"Harry, I'd like you to meet Ginny Weasley,"

"How are you" Said Harry. He looked and sounded like he had seen a ghost. Ginny blushed and looked down at her feet. Ginny's old insecurities seemed to creep back up, and so did an old crush on Harry Potter. But now the REAL Harry Potter was standing right in front of her, and all she could do was remembering the chamber of secrets where she had been taken by Tom Riddle. Somehow she just knew that Harry Potter would come to save her, just like those stories she read when she was a very young girl. But in those stories the young girl was saved and had no bad experience from her ordeal. Ginny had her whole head full of the horrible things she did under the influence of Tom Riddle.
Taking a deep breath, Ginny lifted her head and stepped forward. "Thank you Harry, for saving the life of this foolish girl" She said before she turned around and ran at high speed out the great hall and up the stairs.
"I'll go get her" Said Harry as he stated to run after Ginny.

"Let me go" Shouted Molly as she was restrained by Alex. Alex shook his head and looked into her eyes. "She needs to learn that Harry Potter is just another boy, who might be important for her. He has known evil that has touched her. They are more alike than you would believe."
Molly looked at the headmistress, who just nodded. "Why are you telling me this? What are you telling me?" Molly asked, as she was escorted to the staff table. Alex placed her in a chair and sat beside her,and Alexandra sat on her other side and removed a small book from her robes. "This is Harry's diary, one of several he has orders to keep updated. Why don't you read it, and if you have questions you can ask them" Said Alexandra as she handed the diary to Molly. Seeing no other option to get answers, Molly started to read the diary. The diary that Harry had written whenever he felt pain in his scar.

Ginny Weasley ran and ran, before she couldn't run no more. Exhausted, she fell and would have hurt herself is some strong, but gentle arms hadn't caught her. "What have we here?" Asked a soft musical voice as Ginny was turned around. Through her heavy eyes, Ginny could see a gentle face surrounded by blond silvery hair with blue eyes. Ginny kept looking at the blue eyes, never seeing a second face looking at her. When she felt a wet kiss on her left cheek she slowly looked that way and saw that she was looking at a baby boy of no older than two. The baby had short blond hair that seemed to darken a bit. The small child also had one brown eye, and the other was a blue eye. How odd.

"Evelyn, Fabian. So glad you got her, she was running away from the great hall." Said Harry as he came up the stairs. "Unca Hawwy" Fabian shouted, and crawled to Harry, who took Fabian up and placed him upon his arm. "Uncle?" Ginny asked weakly. Evelyn smiled at Ginny, her perfect white teeth almost blinding her.
"Fabian is very attached to Harry and vice versa, so Harry has got the title of uncle for Fabian" Said Evelyn as she scooped Ginny up. "Come Harry, let's give the Doc a new test subject." And with those words, Ginny was carried away by this witch with silvery blonde hair who was followed by Harry who carried Fabian. "Unca Hawwy" Fabian cried as Harry held him up high. Harry smiled as he followed Evelyn to the hospital wing.


While Alexandra took Molly to the hospital wing to see her daughter, Alex moved to a secret door, somewhere in the castle. Slowly opening, he slipped in the room and closed the door behind him. "How is he?" Asked Alex to Nicolas and Perenelle Flamel. "He's very weak, but we detected no signs of degrading mental abilities." Said Perenelle as she sat on the edge of a large bed, that contained one person sleeping. Alex looked closely at the man. A gaunt, sunken face with yellowish teeth, hair that was to long, and looked unwashed while his skin looked like it was made of wax. Alex shook his head.
After all this time, and al the evidence that they had presented to the British ministry, they still didn't place Sirius Black in a normal cell, but held him in a cell for mass murderers.

Alex took out of his pocket a piece of chocolate and started to chew on it. While several teachers had created a distraction at Hogwarts and the ministry, even going so far as dressing like death eaters, Alex and Auror group Raven overpowered the British aurors at the dock for the boat to Azkaban. They had all perfected their patronus forms and the moment that they reached the black island, several patroni shot forward, clearing the way for Alex and auror group Raven.

Hearing several prisoners cackling mad, Alex broke the doors to their cells and killed several of them. Including in his assault was the most dangerous witch in Azkaban. Bellatrix Lestrange-Black was hit straight in the gut with a reducto curse form one of the aurors. She died seconds later, never feeling that Alex touched her face. 'Such a beauty, how shameful to end this way' Alex had mumbled before he made his way to the cell that contained Sirius Black. Several Dementors who were patrolling there came towards them, and casting their patronus again the auror group dispersed the dementors. That gave Alex enough time to break open the door to Sirius Blacks cell and to lift him up in fireman style.

Nodding to the auror group, Alex and raven group moved back before Alex stopped for one cell. While not a cell for mass murderers, the occupants still looked worse for wear. One had brown bushy hair and brown eyes, and the other had dirty blonde hair and blue eyes.
"Them to" Alex said to the aurors with him and two aurors picked the young girls up and carried them away from Azkaban. Handing over Sirius Black to an auror, Alex started to draw upon his magical reserves. At the moment that he felt he was burning up he released his magic with one spell and watched as the fire he had created made his way to Azkaban. For the first time in his life, Alex had created Fiendfyre.

Returning to the patient of his parents, Alex smiled. At least Sirius Black was safe.
Then we went through the door and entered a door on the other side of the hall. There he entered, and closed the door softly. "Gabriella" Alex whispered, hoping not to disturb the young girls who were asleep. "Yes?" Asked the Deputy softly. "How are they?" Gabriella's fangs started to grow and her eyes turned red. Nodding to the vampire, Alex and the vampire exited the room before Alex could get a report.
"The girls are weak from the Dementor presence. It seems that both girls protested against miss Weasley's expulsion and tried to talk to the headmaster of Hogwarts. He then told them off and both girls went to look for the board of governor members. It seems that one of them, a certain mister Malfoy took great displeasure and somehow those girls were thrown in Azkaban without an explanation."

Alex took a couple of deep breaths. "Have we contacted their families yet?"Asked he to Gabriella.
She nodded and Alex took a deep breath. "What are their names? And how old are they?
Gabriella smiled. "The blond girl is 12 years old and called Luna Lovegood. The brunette is 13 years old and called Hermione Granger.


Be honest, how did you like the piece between Harry and me?
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