Ragna, Rachel, Lambda, and Kokonoe all teleported to the altar to take on Terumi and save their new friends. Terumi all looked at them with a smile on his face.
"Well well well, I was wondering what the hell took you all so long," Terumi said nonchalantly as he turned to Kokonoe. "Ah, Kokonoe! I see you brought Number 11! Are we making a donation to the junkyard today? I think they take scrap metal like her, ah hahahahahahaha!"
Ragna drew his sword and Rachel turned Nago into an umbrella while Gii was ready at her side. "Restriction Zero released. dimensional interference forcefield deployed. Link to Boundary, engaged. Tsukuyomi Unit, activate!" Rachel chanted, activating the ultimate defense, the Tsukuyomi Unit, and placing on the altar in a way that divided the ground in half.
"Dividing us in half, huh?" said Terumi. "I suppose I can give you all some leeway. I don't feel like curbstomping that doll in less than a minute this time anyways. You two are WAAAAAAY more fun to kill!"
A vein popped in Ragna's head as he dashed towards Terumi for a strike. Terumi drew his butterfly knives and parried his attack. While those two were going at it, Rachel threw lightning rods all around their half of the altar to trap Terumi and give Ragna a better opening. "Oh, spamming your damn lightning rods again are we?" Terumi observed as he dodged another attack. "Why is that EVERY time there's a game you have to do that?" Everyone looked at him for the moment.
"Have you completely lost your mind?" Rachel asked, confused. "What is this 'game' you speak of?"
"Seriously? The BlazBlue games? Are you guys stupid or what?"
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"Terumi! No one knows it's a game except for the players! You're screwing up the story dialogue!" I yelled.
Terumi shrugged it off. "Oh, so I can't point out the obvious now, writer? I mean, she does it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME."
"And I should care about this now, why?" I asked. "This is a story I made, not the damn games!"
"Oh, and don't even get me freaking STARTED on her Unlimited Mode," Terumi said, continuing his pointless rant. "HEY! It's not a pointless rant! Stop writing shit like that!"
"I can write whatever I want, pal," I explained. "I could make you do cosplays for Litchi if I really wanted to!"
"My Lord, can we please move along?" Rachel coaxed. "This fourth-wall break has been dragging on long enough."
"Yeah, point taken." I took out my trusty "Rewind" button and pressed it.
(a quick rewind later)
A vein popped in Ragna's head as he dashed towards Terumi for a strike. Terumi drew his butterfly knives and parried his attack. While those two were going at it, Rachel threw lightning rods all around their half of the altar to trap Terumi and give Ragna a better opening. "Oh, spamming your damn lightning rods again are we?" Terumi observed as he dodged another attack.
"Oh? Shall I use something else then?" said Rachel with a smile as her hands charged up with electricity. "Sword Iris!" Shockwaves were sent through all of the placed lightning rods, shocking both Terumi and Ragna who were caught in the lightning web.
"Dammit, Rabbit! Watch where you're shocking!" Ragna complained as he took another swing at Terumi and missed.
Rachel's eyes narrowed as she prepared for another attack. "Move out of the way then, imbecile!"
Suddenly, the cauldron started to vibrate and everyone stopped. "The smelting's finally completed!" Terumi said. "And you all get front-row seats to witness the newest Murakumo Unit, ξ-14 (Xi-14)!" The cauldron opened up and out came a male Murakumo Unit dressed in a red jumpsuit with yellow and green armor plating. His head appeared to look like Double Dee's but he had long, black hair instead of a beanie.
"Processing…..processing…..processing…..processing complete," Xi said, who had a deeper voice than Double Dee's, like what it would sound like if it was aged 10 extra years. "Awaiting orders."
"Hey Xi. So I WOULD ask you to go downstairs and take out the Master Unit, but thanks to this shitty vampire, the exit's blocked off," Terumi instructed. "So for right now, I need you to take out that pile of nuts and bolts standing in front of you while I waste these two, capice?"
"Understood, beginning extermination process," Xi obeyed as he trained his sights on Lambda. "Target identified as 11th Prime Field Device, Lambda. Subject determined to be hostile. Threat level, S. Switching to battle mode."
"Target identified as 14th Prime Field Device," Lambda identified. "Targets also determined to be Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Switching to non-lethal methods of attack. Threat level is S. Maximizing defense capabilities."
The two Murakumos dashed towards each other as their swords collided in the air and they exchanged punches and kicks. Xi unleashed some calamity swords at Lambda, but she dodged them all effortlessly. She then sent some blades his way and he dodged those as effortlessly as Lambda.
"It's almost like Lambda's fighting herself," Kokonoe exclaimed. "At this rate, all she's doing is buying time, especially since we can't risk killing the Eds."
"Now where were we?" Terumi said, slashing at Ragna.
"Want to play it that way, asshole? You got it!" said Ragna as he held up his hands.
"I like the way you think, Raggy!" Terumi replied.
"Restriction 666 released," they both began. "Dimensional interference field deployed,"
"Engaging the Idea Engine," Ragna said.
"Code S.O.L." Terumi said.
"BLAZBLUE, ACTIVATE!" they both shouted. A circle of green runes appeared around Terumi that had the ability to sap health as long as someone else was in it and buffed his movements. Ragna suddenly had a very dark aura around him that boosted HIS movements and could sap someone's health more as long as someone touched him (Blood Kain).
Rachel shot one final volley of lightning rods at Terumi to try and weaken him enough to end this battle quickly. "Baden Baden Li-" she began to say.
"NOT A CHANCE, BITCH!" Terumi screamed, pissed. "OUROBOROS!" He shot a snake chain at Rachel and launched her into the Tsukuyomi Unit, knocking her out and thus dissolving the Unit's protective barrier. "Now that she's out of the way, time to put this little doggy down," he sneered.
"You're gonna pay for that you bastard!" Ragna shouted.
"Pay? Sure! Do you want that in cash or credit?" Terumi joked. "And do you want me to mail the payment to your ass BEFORE or AFTER I kick it?"
With that last statement, the men made a mad dash at each other, Ragna swinging with his blade and Terumi with his chains.
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"GAH!" Bang cried as he was thrown into the wall by Ignis. Him and Tager had cuts all over themselves from the fight with her and Relius. "I refuse to lose to the likes of you, Villain!" Bang tried to say convincingly enough to sound like he could still fight.
"Your efforts are pointless. If you continue, I will be forced to kill you all," Relius sighed. "Unlike that dope Terumi, I do not enjoy killing, but I will do whatever has to be done in order to achieve our goal of destroying the Master Unit."
Tager stood up. "If you think that we will walk out of this room knowing that you plan on doing that, you are sorely mistaken. I will defeat you myself if it means protecting the world." He began to charge his fists for his next attack.
"Electricity? What is this?" Relius asked, surprised.
"The end! Magna-Tech Wheel!" Tager shouted as his fists began to discharge electricity and he started to spin. Ignis was starting to get overloaded with electricity and started to short-circuit. With one last punch, Ignis was overloaded and remained motionless on the ground.
Relius dashed behind his desk and pulled out one of his drawers. Tager made a grab for him and held him in the air by his cape.
"It's over, Relius," Tager said. "You have lost."
"On the contrary, Red Devil, YOU have lost." Relius pulled out a 500,000 watt taser and shocked Tager with it. Tager dropped Relius and shook for a second before passing out on the ground. "I am quite pleased with myself. I did not think I would need that taser except for disciplining my children. Unfortunately, I only had one dart left, so I need to work fast to get this done. I don't know when he may wake up."
Right before Tager dropped, Tao was starting to regain consciousness. She woke up to see Relius' back turned to her. She got into a cat pounce position and waited for him to turn around. Relius was going to start moving the bodies when all of a sudden he spotted a conscious Tao crouched and ready to attack. Before he could even react, Tao was already slashing him like crazy.
"That was for Big Guy and Scruffy Man!" Tao said proudly as she held up a Relius that looked like he lost a fight with a paper shredder. Relius just dropped to the ground, unconscious. Tao went over to Bang and Tager and slapped them both like crazy. "Wake up! You have to help Tao and the others with Green Guy, meow!" Bang and Tager both started to gain consciousness again.
Bang took in all of the carnage that had happened in the room. "Have we succeeded in defeating Relius? Well done, my young disciple! You have proven yourself worthy of being a true vigilante!"
Tao smiled. "Thanks, Scruffy Man! But we need to go neow! Hurry!"
Now standing, Tager said "Give me one moment." He walked over to Relius' computer and smashed the ever-living shit out of it. He grabbed Relius' unconscious body. "Alright, we shall go now." The three of them made their way to the roof of the NOL to finish off Terumi and save their new friends.