Road Trip Part III:
"Home Again, Home Again, Jiggity Jig!"
"Oh I'm so sad that you guys have to leave already!" Vivi whined as she watched her friends gather their luggage. "I should come visit you soon. I miss everyone so much!"
"WAAAH! VIVI! COME BACK TO LIVE WITH US!" Luffy wailed.
Zoro shoved him unceremoniously out of the way. "You're welcome over any time," he said.
Vivi latched herself around Zoro's neck, crying, "Oh thank you, Zoro! It means so much to me!"
"Come on, we should go," Nami said at last, prying Vivi off an annoyed Zoro.
"sniff. Yes, you should probably get going. Call me when you get home so I know you arrived safely!"
"Of course we will!" Nami and Vivi hugged for a while.
"VIVIIIIIIII!" Luffy continued to wail.
"Don't worry Luffy, I'll come see you guys soon, ok?"
"O-o-o-okay," Luffy sniffled.
"Luggage all packed? Ready to go?" Nami asked, gathering everything at the door.
"Yosh! Let's go!" Luffy exclaimed, fist pumping.
"Zoro." Nami nodded toward Zoro.
Zoro grabbed Luffy from behind, shoving a white cloth up against his mouth and nose until he lost consciousness.
"Good. Let's go!" Nami announced and turned to leave with the luggage, Zoro following carrying a sleeping Luffy by the legs.
Vivi just stood there with a worried look on her face.
After a not so long, quiet drive home . . .
Nami jammed the key in the deadbolt and entered the house, furiously whispering to herself and ramming suitcases in the door. Zoro followed behind her, kicking another suitcase and toting Luffy by the ankles again.
"Hey! They're home!" Chopper yelled from in front of the television. Him and Usopp sprang up to greet them, but not before Sanji came tearing out from the coat closet, jumping Zoro in an awkward, desperate hug.
"ACK! GET OFF ME YOU QUEER!"
But Sanji only softly whimpered and gripped him like a vice.
Chopper and Usopp poked at the limp Luffy. "What's wrong with him?"
Nami looked down at them. "Chloroform."
A/N: I don't hate Sanji, I just love to do terrible things to him because I love him so much.