Author's Note: Hey guys! Sorry it's been so long since my last update! Haven't been feeling to good lately and with writers block? Yeah chapters will be coming slowly. Anywho, enjoy.

"So you're Nico di Angelo?" asks Magnus staring at said son of Hades with wide eyes." The son of Hades who traveled through Tartarus alone ?"

Nico looked extremely uncomfortable at being asked so many questions, especially those of that particular nature. Will looked, like Alec, to be on the verge of laughing. Alec at Magnus's strange child-like interest, Will at Nico's incredulous reactions to some of the questions.

"My father does not have flaming hair. Let alone blue flaming hair." says Nico wrinkling his nose. Jace was sitting on the floor playing with Chairman Meow. The Chairman batted at Jace's golden hair getting more and more frustrated with his short stature. Katherine sat on the sofa, a glass of scotch in her hand. The absurdity of the situation was lost to it's comfort. Two Shadowhunters, a warlock, three demigods, and a cat. Suddenly, a zombie appeared dressed in a butler's uniform and holding a tray with a bottle of scotch and a bowl of what looked like pomegranate seeds covered in crystallized sugar. She took the bowl as the zombie refilled her scotch and then, with a bow, disappeared. They stared at her as she sipped her scotch and tossed a few of the seeds in her mouth.

"As I was saying Magnus," she said as though nothing had happened."We need a party, one you don't mind being crashed of course. And of course we need a few monsters, which I can provide easily."

"You want me to throw a party so it can be crashed by monsters you've summoned all so there's a reason for a few demigods to show up?"

"Unless you think it would be a better idea to invite them to Camp Half-Blood? Camp Jupiter? New Rome? Or, better yet, let's just invite a few demigods to visit the Clave." She said sarcasm dripping heavily. Magnus flinched. Nico eyed her strangely along with Alec.

"Kat? Are you drunk?" asked Nico. She was being a friendly and sarcastic. Or as friendly as she really got anymore.

"Drunk? No. Maybe a slight buzz."

"Just a buzz?"

" I swear Nikki. I haven't got drunk off my ass in 15 years." Alec looked impressed. Then he asked a totally un-Alec-like question.

"How long has it been since you've been laid?" They all stared at him before Magnus burst out laughing. Katherine wasn't even fazed.

"'Bout seventy years give or take." Suddenly Jace looked very pale.

"Can we not get into each other's sex lives considering what we just walked in on not an hour ago." he pleaded.

"Not our fault you're such a nosy little bastard." said Alec. Jace got a mischievous gleam in his eyes.

"Still never would have thought of Magnus as a bottom."

Now it was Alec's turn to laugh.

Author's Note:Should have another one up tomorrow. Also I literally have a pinterest account for nothing but looking at fanart for my OTP.

WarriorOfHades Out!