A dream sequence sex scene just so I can included characters that I wouldn't otherwise be logically able to. Because this story is all about logic, obviously.

Natsu woke up naked in a dark, empty room. Where was he? What was going on? He looked around for clothing or something else to cover himself with, but found nothing.

'Don't panic, Natsu,' came a familiar voice, 'I've brought you here to help you.'

'Jellal? Is that you?' the salamander asked.

The blue-haired man appeared in front of him with a smile on his face. He dropped his pants, revealing his long, thick cock that was dripping pre-cum. Natsu could smell it from a few feet away and got hard instantly.

'You know what to do,' Jellal spoke calmly.

Natsu decided to act now and ask questions later, opening his mouth up wide to take Jellal's dick down his throat and suck on it.

'Fuck you suck good dick,' the dark wizard moaned as his member was serviced.

'Let me have a turn,' said another man.

Natsu looked up to see Mystogan standing next to Jellal and presenting his own cock to the fire dragon. He removed himself from Jellal and started deepthroating his Edolas twin instead. He had no fucking idea what was going on, but he was far too horny to care.

'We're going to help you with your problem, Natsu,' the two men said in sync, 'We're going to help satisfy some of your deepest, darkest fantasies.'

Images flashed through Natsu's mind as they said it. What were his deepest darkest fantasies? Tying that faggot Gray up and raping him until he cried? Being abused by Erza and Mirajane's powerful pussies at the same time? Getting electrocuted by Laxus as he was fucked by the powerful wizard's lightning rod?

'Let's have a look inside your head.'

The two blue-haired wizards disappeared and somebody else appeared in their place. It was... Zancrow the Godslayer! The blonde man looked as crazed as ever and he cackled maniacally as he walked towards Natsu. He stood in front of his prey and dropped his robe.

'Sniff my pubes!' the evil flame wizard ordered, taking hold of Natsu's hair and forcing his face in to his crotch.

Natsu inhaled the godslayer's musky scent and felt his cock throb harder. He opened his mouth and lapped at the other man's dick.

'You like my cock, you dog?' Zancrow taunted the inferior fire wizard.

Natsu responded by taking the hot piece of meat into his mouth and down his throat, gagging at the intrusion but determined to take it all in. He felt like his throat was going to be torn open when Zancrow started fucking in to it furiously, making the fairy choke and cough up saliva. The dark wizard laughed and pulled out.

He turned around and yelled at his victim, 'Now eat my ass!'

Natsu did as instructed and buried his face in to the black flame wizard's round ass. It smelt nasty but he stuck out his tongue and licked at the puckered hole regardless. It tasted nasty too. He broke through the tight ring with his hot slippery muscle and slithered it around inside.

'Mm yeah, that feels good,' the demon man cooed at the fairy's masterful rimjob.

Once he was satisfied, he turned back around and kicked Natsu in the balls, making him get on his hands and knees with his ass in the air. He shoved a couple of fingers up the dragon's hole to loosen him up before replacing them with his cock. Natsu didn't usually feel heat, but Zancrow's shaft was searingly hot inside his tight channel. The godslayer spanked the younger man hard as he pounded in to his ass.

'You have a great little ass, doggy,' the blonde man mocked, 'I'll make sure to leave my mark on it!'

Natsu felt something hot press against one of his cheeks and then he screamed as a handprint was burnt into him. His shouts of pain got the sinister man riled up and it wasn't long before he was cumming inside Natsu's tight hole, burning his insides with his semen as hot as lava.

'My turn next.'

Zancrow disappeared but his guildmate, Rustyrose appeared in his stead. The handsome man stood before Natsu, a large bulge visible in his tight pants. The horny dragon licked his lips at the sight.

'In your rectum appears a dildo, larger than any cock you've ever had!' the silver-haired man chanted.

All of a sudden, Natsu felt something long and thick force its way in to his hole, stretching his walls and making him wail in agony. The fake cock really was huge - at least 12 inches long and as thick as a forearm. The fire wizard's asshole was ripped apart as the toy made its way in and out of his tight channel. Rustyrose unzipped his fly, pulled out his cock and fed it to the hungry dragon while he was getting fucked.

'Around your penis appears a fleshlight, tighter and softer than a virgn's sweet pussy!' the flamboyant wizard chants again.

Natsu feels the toy wrap around his cock and it makes him want to cum immediately. He clenches his balls tightly to try and hold it back as the fake hole starts fucking him. The pleasure in all ends proves too much for him though and Rustyrose feels the dragon slayer's orgasm in vibrations across his dick. He removes his shaft from the slick throat and jacks himself off until completion, spilling his creamy load over Natsu's face and held-out tongue.

Once he was finished, he was gone as quick as he came and somebody else whispered Natsu's name from the darkness. This time it was a woman.

Ultear the witch appeared and started barking orders at the fire dragon, 'Get on your back, Salamander!'

The dragon in question chuckled, 'I don't take orders from bitches!'

'That's fine - the only bitch here is you!' Ultear retorted, 'Arc of Time!'

She used her powerful time magic to pelt Natsu with hundreds of attacks at once, forcing him to emit a tortured scream. He fell with his back against the ground, completely immobolised from pain. Ultear loomed above him and glared at him menacingly. She stripped herself off her tight body suit that she was completely naked and then sat straight down on Natsu's face.

He engulfed the scent of her wicked cunt and instantly grew hard again. He dove in to her pussy, eating out her hole with lust and hunger. She shrieked as he started flicking his tongue at her clit like a snake - or a dragon. Her noises of encouragement, provoked him further and made him lick her out even more passionately. Soon enough, she was cumming, literally screaming as she squirted her juices in to the fire wizard's mouth. She was not done with him yet though.

'I'm going to destroy that pathetic little thing you call a cock,' she mocked as she prepared to sit on Natsu's throbbing dick.

She pushed down and buried his entire length in her in one movement. Her pussy was smooth and slick, warm and incredibly tight. She moved up and down, riding the cock inside her and squealing (or maybe she was laughing?) as she did so.'Yeah, take my pussy you weak bitch!' she moaned, 'Fill me with your dragon seed!'

Natsu couldn't contain himself so he did what was asked of him, shooting a huge load of thick cum up Ultear's hole and into her womb. She kept riding him however until she too was orgasming, tightening around his wilting cock as she came over him once again.

Before he could even regain his breath, Ultear was gone and the poor fire dragon was being assaulted by someone - or something - else. He felt something strong and hard wrap around his wrists and ankles and pull him in to the air. Tree roots?

Azuma appeared in front of Natsu with a stern look on his face. He just stared the younger wizard in the eyes as more roots wrapped themselves around his body. The fairy tail wizard felt something else make its way up his body as well... Softer than the roots and slippery - they were tentacles.

'Oh you have got to be kidding me!' Natsu growled.

One tentacle wrapped itself around his balls and squeezed on them while another started stroking his cock. He felt at least three or four snake their way in to his butthole and another couple attacked his nipple. A large, thick one ran all the way up his body and tangled itself around his neck, choking him while one last tentacle slipped into his mouth and down his throat. Natsu had never felt so abused and humiliated in his life and he felt tears rolling down his face from the torment.

Azuma's mouth twitched in to the tiniest smirk, 'Is this how you like it? I have to say, I expected more fight from the legendary salamander. I guess you fairies are all as worthless as each other.'

The jab at his guild snapped the fire dragon back to reality. Now he had a fire in his belly. He tried to say his classic line but it didn't quite come out thanks to the tentacles strangling him so instead he released a surge of red flames, igniting all the roots and tentacles entangling him. He landed on the ground as the burning debris fell around him.

'Fire beats grass,' he said to a surprised Azuma, 'Now you're mine!'

He lunged at the dark man and forced him on to his hands and knees. He pushed his mighty cock in to his face and he obediently opened his mouth to suck on it. The fire dragon shoved it all the way down the other man's throat so that he started choking. He could feel his beard against his balls and his nose buried in his pubes.

'Fuck, you like my dick in your throat, don't you?' Natsu jibed as he furiously fucked the wood wizard's throat, saliva pooling in his mouth and dribbling out down his chin.

Azuma just whimpered and nodded as he sucked the dragon's cock like a horny slut, 'Then how would you like it in your whore ass?'

The younger man didn't give time for his partner to respond, instead just pushing him on to his hands and knees so that he could fuck him doggy style. He gave Azuma's sexy olive ass a good spanking before plunging his cock deep inside. The fiery hot rod filled his hole completely, stretching it wide and making the demon man groan.

'Oh yeah, fuck me harder!' Azuma begged.

Natsu obliged, pounding in to the older man as hard and fast as he possibly could. He reached around to stroke his quivering cock while he fucked him. They both came together, Azuma spilling his milk on the ground and tightening around Natsu who exploded his hot seed deep inside him.

The tanned man's ass looked so sexy when he pulled out that the horny dragon slayer wanted to fuck it again, but before he knew it, Azuma was gone. This time, Jellal and Mystogan returned, both stroking their enormous cocks at Natsu and smiling.

'Who knew you were such a naughty boy,' Jellal slapped at Natsu's face with his member.

'Now it's our turn to have some fun,' Mystogan joined his counterpart, rubbing his dick against the pink-haired man's face.

Then they both asked in unison, 'Think you can handle both of us at once?'

'Both...? At once...?' Natsu repeated, not entirely sure what they meant.

Instead of explaining it, the lookalikes decided to simply show him instead. Jellal took hold of Natsu and lay down on his back, guiding the dragon to sit on top of him. Mystogan moved behind them so that he was pressed up against Natsu. Then they both slid their cocks in to Natsu's open hole, making the wizard shout in surprise. When they were both wedged inside, they started rocking their hips back and forth, one moving in while the other moved out.

'Holy shit...' Natsu cried as he was stretched apart further than he thought imaginable.

The fire wizard began jacking himself off as he rode the two cocks inside him. He wasn't going to last long thanks to the brutal but brilliant double penetration he was receiving.

'Cum for us baby,' one of the twins said - it was too hard to tell them apart at that point.

Natsu came on demand, shooting another load of his sperm all over his own chest and stomach. Then Jellal and Mystogan came with cries of Natsu's name, unloading two hot, thick loads of seed into the dragon's hole. There was so much that it came leaking out, rolling down the sides of the two large shafts.

Suddenly Natsu was back in his bed in his house, his achingly hard cock covered in cum. Jellal and Mystogan were nowhere to be found and neither were the Seven King of Purgatory for that matter. Was all that just a dream? It must have been, but splitting pain in his asshole as well as the burn mark on his cheek said otherwise.

Next time: Gajeel and Natsu challenge Erza and Mirajane to a competition of sorts. Should be a relatively normal chapter, haha.