And Then There Was

by shortneckgiraffe

Snippets of conversations in the lives of the Prince of Tennis characters. Fluff/Humor, and anything to do with OC's, all packed into less than 200 words. Because there's got to be more humor in these.

"Ain't no holla-"

"Shaddup!"

"..."

"You sound like a choked hen."

"..."

"What are yo- Ah! I give! I give! I'm sorry, goddammit!"

"..."

"W-what? Stop staring at me like that, makes you look even mor- Ah! Stop! That hurt, you asshole!."

"Have some respect, kid."

"H-hey, who you calling an kid! I'll have you know, I-"

"What? You can whack a ball with a stringed stick? Oh, Akaya-sama, You must be so amazing~ With your sadistic tendencies and symptoms of sniffing cocaine, you must be a tennis extraordinaire~! Insert psychotic cackle."

"..."

"Oh stop it, you know it's true. When someone's under pressure they're more likely to express symptoms of stress, anxiousness, not develop red eyes and suddenly transform into the hulk."

"...Sometimes I wonder why I even try talking to you."

"Love you too."