A.N. - *hides under a table* oh my god I am so sorry… I know I haven't updated this in forever… almost a year… I suck. But I'm improving! I want to keep a steady update rhythm from now on, and I promise I'll do my best! You can check out my updating schedule on my profile page.

Anyway, I just wanted to give everyone a heads up because this capter is a little more… suggestive than the others. Aaaaand chapter 7 has violence (finally!). I know this isn't particularly long but I'm slowly easing myself back into all my stories, so please be patient with me alright? I still love y'all! Hope you enjoy this chapter.

Bad Ass Blye

Surprise

Fletcher backed away slowly, his face growing wearier with each step.

"What the fuck are you playing at?"

Darquesse hummed and smiled at him.

"Did Valkyrie ever tell you how much she loves your accent?"

Oi!

The boy blinked and narrowed his eyes, but it only prompted her to laugh.

"It's true, she does." She paused and smirked. "So do I, actually. It is incredibly hot."

I'm with him, what the hell are ya doing?

Fletcher shook his head and sat back down on the edge of his bed, gritting his jaw and glaring up at her.

"Cut the bullshit,"

Darquesse's lips stretched out in a playful smile. "Oh, and here I was thinking you would love to get your hands on information like this, Fletch"

His glare was unwavering. "You're playing me. Skull warned me you could try. She's not there."

Darquesse hummed. "Oh, he did now?" He nodded, swallowing hard.

"If you believe that, you just see me." She tilted her head then walked closer to him, purposefully swaying her hips.

You need to stop.

And you need to chill for a bit. You got some, why can't I?

Oh don't you fucking dare.

Why not? I'm you, remember? You're gonna have to share.

That's…. that's not how it works.

No? How about we let him pick?

Darquesse leaned forward and placed both hands on the blonde's knees, smiling widely. Fletcher gulped.

"So tell me… you think you could handle me, Fletcher Renn?

The boy blinked and exhaled slowly. "Get off of me."

She only smirked and widened her eyes in mock innocence. "Oh, but I was planning on getting off on you."

Fletcher blushed slightly and cleared his throat, dropping his eyes to the ground. Valkyrie was swearing and admonishing her in her ear, but she shut her off as she leaned forward and tilted his chin up before brushing her lips against his lightly.

He let out a gasp of surprise and she smiled, using this to push him down on his back on the bed then pulling her top over her head.

"Bet he didn't warn you about that, now did he? He shivered and unconsciously licked his lips. Darquesse smirked and climbed slowly over him until her face was directly above his and her hair enclosed them like a curtain, then she leaned down and pressed a soft kiss to his collar bone.

He groaned. "Don't… don't."

Darquesse smiled sweetly and shushed him with a finger to his lips. She traced the outline of his mouth with her finger then looked back up at his eyes before teasing his ear lobe between her teeth and whispering quietly. "Why not?"

Fletcher sighed and his eyes closed before his hands came up to rest on the back of her thighs. "You're not her."

She smiled and glanced at his hands over her shoulder. "Well I'd say I'm close enough… wouldn't you?" Not waiting for an answer she leaned back down and trailed her lips down the side of his neck, feeling him shiver again and smirking.

But then Darquesse's smirk fell and she stopped abruptly, growling lowly. Fletcher's eyes shot open and he frowned. "What?"

She didn't answer… at least not to him.

"Hello Skullduggery."

A.N. - So? What did you think? Please leave a review, they're great motivation :)