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Previously on Criminal Minds- Or, or…his thoughts ground to a halt as a door opened revealing… "MOM!"

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Reid flew across the room and fell into his mother's waiting arms. "Mom!" he cried, adding "my" after a moment. "I missed you!"

"You missed me?" Diana repeated, frowning at the feel of tiny arms wrapping tightly around her neck. "Baby, I was only gone a few minutes."

"It felt lite fowevew." Reid muttered, burying his face in his mom's shoulder.

Concerned by her son's reaction, Diana glanced at the other people in the room. "Did something happen while I was in the ladies room?" she queried as she stood. Her gaze stopped on one of the men. "Spencer, was your Uncle Derek teasing you again?"

Thankful to have an out for what he was sure his mother thought was strange behavior, Reid nodded. "Uh huh" he replied, fighting back a grin at the deer in the headlights look on the older man's face. "Untle Dewet said we touldn't go to the Hall of Pwes'dents tause it was bowing."

"Oh, he did, did he?" Diana huffed. She glared at Morgan and then turned and smiled sweetly down at her son. "Don't listen to Uncle Derek Baby." She instructed. "This is our vacation and we can go in any attraction we choose, including the Hall of Presidents."

Spencer grinned. "Weally?" he asked.

"Cross my heart" Diana replied. She kissed her son's forehead. "Now let's get you dressed so we can go eat breakfast. Mickey and Minnie are waiting for us."

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Spencer stood up on the seat beside his mom and peered out the window when the bus stopped and his family got up. "Mommy, why awe we getting off at a hotel?" he asked. "I fought we wewe going to the pawt."

"We are, Baby. However, we must eat a good breakfast first." Diana informed her son as she picked the curious tot up and followed the others down the back bus steps. "Your Aunt Penelope managed to procure reservations for the character breakfast at this hotel's restaurant. She told me that one of your favorite characters hosts the breakfast."

"It's beautiful." Hailey said. "It looks like an island get away."

Garcia stopped at the entrance of the hotel, turned to the rest of the group, and opened her arms wide. "Welcome to the Polynesian my Lovelies!" she announced.

"Polynesian, huh?" Morgan responded, wrapping an arm around the excited woman's shoulders and steering her towards the door. "Does that mean there are hula girls in our future?"

"Maybe" Penelope hedged. Seeing a wolfish grin overtake the muscular man's face, she slapped him on the arm. "Tone it down Handsome. We have babies on board, remember?"

Derek glanced back at the youngsters and stuck out his tongue, eliciting giggles from the three. "They're good. Right guys?"

"Uh huh" the boys chorused.

"See, we'll all good mama." Morgan told her as they walked through the hotel's sliding glass doors. Looking around at the polished wooden beams, tropical plants, and tiki inspired rugs and statues, he whistled. "Man, they really went all out with this one!"

"Yeah" Emily agreed. "I feel like we're in Hawaii instead of Florida."

"That's the whole point Em." Garcia said as she quickly led the family through the lobby and into the restaurant. "Disney wanted you to…"

"TITCH! Loot mommy! It's Titch!" Spencer hollered, pointing excitedly to the blue dog like character on the other end of the restaurant.

"Mickey's here, too!" Jack shouted. "And Pluto's with him!"

"Doggie!" Henry yelled, bouncing up and down in his father's arms.

"Good morning!" the receptionist greeted. "Welcome to Lilo and Stitch's 'Ohana Breakfast! May I have the name your reservation is under?"

Hearing a squeaky voice whisper, "That's you big guy", Aaron stepped up to the podium. "Hotchner" he said.

The stocky lady whose name tag read Wendy glanced down the list of reservations for a moment. "Here we are. Hotchner party of twelve." She motioned one of the waitresses over. "This is Jamie. She'll be your waitress this morning."

"If you folks will follow me, I'll show you to your table." The tall, thin red head instructed. She led the group through the dining hall to a long table in the middle of the room. "Here we are." She waited for the family to sit down and then asked, "What would you like to drink?"

Dave's "coffee" was echoed by the rest of the adults as well as Spencer. All eyes then snapped to the youngster who squirmed uncomfortably under the scrutiny. "I mean cho'late milt." The mini agent corrected, blushing furiously.

"Me too! Me too!" Henry and Jack enthusiastically seconded.

Jamie smiled at the three adorable little boys. They were just the cutest things. "Three chocolate milks coming right up." she agreed. Turning to the adults, she added, "I'll be right back with your drinks and your meals."

Hailey frowned as she watched the waitress walk away. "Our meals? But we didn't order any food yet." She pointed out.

"That's because we don't have to. They bring out pans filled with a little bit of everything." JJ informed her.

"But what about…" Hailey began, stopping when she saw Jamie and another waitress headed their way. She gaped at the two women as they set down their huge trays and began placing pan after overflowing pan on their table. "Oh my"

Will surveyed their enormous feast and then turned to his wife. "Chere, this is more than just a little bit." He commented. "It's more like…"

"Titch daddy! Titch is toming!" Henry hollered as he tugged on his daddy's sleeve.

"So he is." Will responded. "Well then I guess our meal will just have to wait a little longer."

JJ and Hailey handed Henry and Jack the autograph books and pens they'd bought before they'd left their hotel while Dave passed Spencer's book to him after opening it to an empty sheet. The three excited boys took turns hugging Stitch and getting autographs and pictures. Once separate as well as a group picture had been taken, the family filled their plates and settled in for a leisurely breakfast.

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An hour later the well fed group strode out of the restaurant. The little ones had met and greeted every character there and were now ready to take on the park. So the family left the hotel and after a short discussion, boarded the bus for the Magic Kingdom. During the ride, the adults described some of the things they would see and do at the park. They also laid down the rules for the boys, starting with the all-important stay with their parents or another grown-up at all times. By the time they had finished going over the numerous do's and don'ts the bus was pulling to a stop in front of the happiest place on Earth.

The family swiftly disembarked and hurried down the walkway to the park's entrance. After going through the baggage check, they got into the shortest line they could find and pulled out their tickets. The line moved quickly and in no time the first of the profilers was at the turnstile scanning their ticket and fingerprint. Once everyone had made it through that obstacle, the group went through the tunnel and onto Main Street.

Seeing the large crowd, Aaron and Will scooped up their sons and hefted them onto their shoulders.

Morgan gazed over at the last little boy in the group. "Hey, Short Stuff you wanna ride?" he questioned.

"No fant you" Spencer replied from the safety of his mother's arms. He had his mom back and he didn't plan on letting her go anytime soon.

"Your loss kid" Derek said with a shrug. He took Garcia's hand and the two strolled down the street admiring the beautifully decorated store fronts. They stopped long enough to have a group picture taken in front of the castle and then walked until they came to a crossroads. "So, which way guys?"

"Left! Left!" Spencer shouted, pointing in that direction. "I want to show mommy the tweehouse!"

"Left it is." Aaron responded. Wrapping an arm around Hailey, the BAU leader and father led the way down the path to Frontierland. It was time to have some fun!