Chapter 3
WHAT DID I SYA ABOYT FLKAMING BICHES! ITS MY STORY iLL TELL IT HOW I WNAT TIS REALLY GOODX IF YOU DONT THINK SO THEN FUK YOU!11111 AND ANOTHER THING RUBY IS NUT A MARY SUE SHE IS A COMPLICATED PERSON WHO IS MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYPONE ELSE K!1 ANYWAY I GOT TO LEVEL 60 ON FIRE RED YESTERDY SO I KNOW WHat im talkign abot!1111 Anyway here is some more sotry fofr my fans.
I wnet into the forrest outside town and a girl ran up to me. "OMG ruby they are throwing a party for you!"
"WTF!" i said happlily
"Ya its in the next town. " the girl ran away excited to see me coz i was already famous for pokemon training. Suddenly... a Articoono appeared. I gasped. Itwas not the normal blue but rad with gold tips on its wings and a whiote head. I threw a pokeball!...
The ball stopped wiggling and it was caught!11111
I could not belive it. Articoono was mine it was a a legend like me.
I went to the party. It was outside Virginin city. there were 300 people there and they wnated my autograpgs. I got dressed up in a red segin party dress with black streeks in my hair just like katy perry in Las vegas cideo. I did my hair up in a cool sideways ponytair so my hair fell into my blue eyes. I put in siver earrings that looked like fifre and did my makeup with red eyeshadow and likstick. Suddenly a girl ran up to me "OMG ruby they are throwing a party for you!"
"WTF!" i said happlily
"Ya its in the next town. " the girl ran away excited to see me coz i was already famous for pokemon training. I went. I came to the party there were so many pople there. Sudden;ly i saw Gary. he was lokking extremy hot and sexah with his lung brown hair falling into his green eyes and i could tell he thoufght i was hot to.
"You look very hot ruby he said sexily."
"No i dont the other girls are like hotter than me with nice bobs nd everything."
"I dont like the other girls they are such fukking sluts." Said gary in a low sexy voice that was all serioous. He was wearing a Linkin Park t-shit with ripped up jeans that were black and a
"Do want a battle." Gary moaned
"Ok" I sighed.
I came outside. "GO Pikafire!"
Gary threw up a ball "Go sqaurter!"
Sqaurter attacke Pikafire but Pikafie doged. "USe elceticf fire!" I screamed.
PIKKKKAAAA!1111111111111
Squarter fell down dead. Gary stated to cry. "You bich you lkilled myu pokem on! he screamed and ran away.
I got $334 for winning and used it to buy some more pokeballs and potions at the tiny store. There was also a clothes shop and I wnet in but the sales girl ran u[p to me and tripped and fell on her fatr face! "HI I'm susan forrester." said the blond bimbo slut. (SUSUAN I FUKING H8 U BITCH!)
"FUCK OFF I SCREAMED"
SUsan stared at me retareded and the screamed and ran away. I left the shp coz it was full of fuking nana and pink clothe andblouses and gay crap.
Suddenly Gary appeared. ""You look very hot ruby he said sexily." Do you want to be my grilfried?"
I gasped.
AN: besyt chapa eva! pls reveiw my fans ands i need names for other trainers coz youll see why in my next chapa!