Chapter 3: Inner Sakura
A/N: Thanks to ex-ellent, princessbinas, Duesal10, WhiteAngelDragon, Anime Ice Dragon, jh831, and Guest for reviewing.
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
Why the fuck don't I appear more in the anime?! I'm only seen twice in Part II! *sniffles* I thought you people loved me! Also, why do a lot of your OC's have an inner self? I don't appreciate you copying off us! Shannaro! When I find you, I will beat your asses to a bloody pulp!
Also, don't listen to Sakura about her not loving Sasuke anymore. She still loves him, and I would know, I AM her subconscious. You should've seen her when she was reading those romances stories pairing them up. I've never seen someone acting so fan-girlish my whole life! Can't blame her, Sasuke IS a real hottie!
I also noticed Sasuke romance stories between him and Naruto. What the fuck?! Those two are best friends! No. Just no. Even though I think yaoi is kind of hot... *Drool* Don't think I didn't see any stories between Sasuke and Ino. Sasuke would never give Ino-pig that time of day! Shannaro!
The Akatsuki? Please, if I ever catch one of them near Konoha, I'd kick their ass from here to Suna!
As for Naruto, sure he can be an annoying idiot who can't take a hint. But Sakura really does love him like a brother. He should be with Hinata.
Rock Lee...she does hold a special place in her heart for him. After he saved her from those sound ninja, she looked at him completely different. Maybe if things with Sasuke blow over he might have a chance. But he seriously needs to change his look. Those bushy eyebrows and green spandex have got to GO!
Finally, I have one thing to say about your "shipping wars": Get the fuck over it!
Sincerely Yours,
Inner Sakura
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A/N: Wow. This one was shorter than I'd thought it would be. Oh well.