Chapter 5: Sasuke Uchiha
A/N: Thanks to imsable, princessbinas, Anime Ice Dragon, Duesal10, RaitonDragon, Guest 1, Guest 2, and Silent killer for reviewing. This chapter is for princessbinas(Who gave me the idea for this chapter)and Guest 2. Since it was I tie between Sasuke and Neji I'll upload both of their chapters today.
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
This letter is pointless. I shouldn't be wasting my time with you.
As for your 'pairings' involving me:
I am not gay. If I was, how would I be able to restore my clan? Even if I was, I wouldn't sleep with that dobe Naruto. Like anyone would want to sleep with you Sasuke-teme! Nor would I sleep with that creep Orochimaru. Then why does he have naked photos of you in his 'special' room?
Karin was annoying...All she ever did was try to seduce me. Just because I apologized to her doesn't mean I like her, I just felt bad. Though, I don't know why all of you are complaining because half of you didn't even like her.
I never really had any romantic feelings for Sakura. He's lying. He carries a heart-shaped locket with her picture in it around with him. But seeing how she's grown over the years, I feel like I should give her another chance.
Hinata? Who the hell is Hinata?
Itachi? Why the hell would you sickos pair me up with my own brother? That bastard killed the clan! I would never do those type of things with him!
Sincerely Yours,
Sasuke Uchiha
P.S: I will kill the person who came up with the name 'Duckass' and 'Chicken-Butt Head'!
P.P.S: Wait a minute! I just reread my letter and someone wrote on it with invisible ink! Probably that dobe Naruto. He shall die!
P.P.P.S: And I don't have a heart-shaped locket of Sakura! And I never took those pics I swear!
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A/N: Sorry if Sasuke seems OOC. Tried the best I could. Review please! Don't forget to vote on who you want for chapter 7!