Chapter 9: Hinata Hyuga
Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
I want to kick some ass too!. . . Um sorry. That was my Road to Ninja alter-ego talking.
Um. . . I really like that alot of your stories pair me with Naruto. *blushes* They're really nice. But can you pretty please stop making me look like a crybaby? I don't always cry. . .
You know what? That's it I'm taking over now! *Shoves Hinata out of the way*
Hey this is Road to Ninja Hinata! Stop making Hinata look like she has tourrettes with all the damn stuttering?! She only stutters around Naruto! Can't blame her, he IS a hottie. . . Way sexier than that duck-ass hair emo bastard Sasuke!
How bout you make stories where Hinata unleashes her inner bad bitch. We all know that's how she really is. She has more balls than you think she does.
I also demand you to end all SasuHina SakuNaru and NejiHina stories. She ONLY likes Naruto! If I was around more she'd be with Naruto instead of the bubblegum flat-chested bitch Sakura! I'll show her to mess with Naruto again. . .
I'd better go, knowing Hinata she'll freak out when she sees this. Later bitches!
Oh no I'm so embarrased! I'm really sorry about this.
Sincerely Yours,
Hinata Hyuga