Chapter 10: Deidara
A/N: Sorry I haven't updated this sooner. I've been having serious writer's block issues on this story. Anyways here you go my lovlies!
Disclaimer: Do I really need to tell you this?
Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
I am a fucking MAN! I didn't lose my (very impressive) dick by pleasuring myself with my hands and end up with a vagina. Just because I have long hair (that I take good care of) doesn't make me a woman. Itachi has long hair and you wouldn't dare call him gay! Don't be mad that I look better than most of you ugly bastards.
I am not going to have ass babies with any of the Akastuki members, mainly Sasori and Itachi. Sasori was my partner and a fellow artist who I have some respect for. He kind of lost some by losing to a pink-haired girl and his grandma. No I will never fuck Sasori's body because it is a 'work of art'. If I did, I would be defying laws of nature and possibly be giving myself the most painful splinter on my dick. I said Itachi is handsome out of respect, not because I want some 'Uchiha dick' as you put it.
Tobi. . .? Are you fucking serious? I've tried to blow him up on several occasions. I could barely stand being alone with that little shit for more than five minutes. Seriously, if you had him for a partner you'd be insane too! I knew that idiot was acting dumber than he really was.
And stop making fun of my un's! It's a fucking nervous condition! I should blow all of you to hell and back. . .un.
Sincerely Yours,
Deidara
P.S: True art is an explosion!
A/N: Seriously, am I the only one who thought Deidara was a guy when I first saw him?
Vote on who you want next chapter!