Chapter 11: Kurama
Disclaimer: Do I really need to tell you this?
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
Just because I'm feeling generous, I'll use My Little Pony Magic and transform into a human female(though I've confirmed to be a male many a times. . .) with breasts bigger than Naruto's giant rasengan or a male with a dick longer than those snakes Orochimaru summons out of his ass. All I want you to do is open yourselves to as much physical torture from me as I can give.
Before I lose what little sanity I have from being locked up in this brat's body, allow me to clear up some things.
I will not under any circumstances allow this boy to be ass raped by that Uchiha brat so they can make little kits for me. I'm not participating in any of this unnatural behavior. These brats are enough to deal with so what could possibly make you think I want mini versions of them running around?
I'm not going to turn into Naruto's little brother or (in many cases) sister. You're just looking for an excuse to pair me up with him, the Uchiha asshole or you're fictional little characters. . .disgusting human beings. I'm better off being used by Madara at this rate
You know what? I don't mind the idea of being turned human so I can viciously rip all of you to shreds! So help me if I wasn't stuck inside of this kind brat. . .
Sincerely Yours,
Kurama the Nine-tails
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A/N: Well I have nothing today
-Bye (^_^)