Chapter 14: Hidan
A/N: I want to thank everyone whose favorited and followed me so far. I honestly thought this wouldn't get any views because it's not as good as pheonix's story 'Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No'. Special thanks to my buddies KunaiKitten and Princessbinas. Lots of love and joy for all of you.
Disclaimer: blah blah -Naruto isn't mine- blah blah
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
Hm. . .vicious assaults, bloody murders, and generally acting like an asshole. Well I got to give it to you for getting my personality right. But you gotta make more stories about me spreading the word of Jashin and terrorizing people.
Also as tempting as your pairings of me with other people are, Jashin doesn't allow relationships. Suck on that you crazy fangirls. . .
Haven't you notice I'm one of the only Akatuki left. Deidara and Itachi lost to that pussy Sasuke. Kisame committed suicide because his incompetent ass got caught. Sasori lost to a pink-haired weakling bitch and an old hag. Kakuzu's dumbass died because HE talked too much. Pein thought he's ingenious plan would work and look where that got us! Who's the idiot of the group now?
Sincerely Yours,
Hidan
P.S: Fuck isn't the only word I in my vocabulary. I also say shit, bitch, damn, hell, ass, dumbass, dickhead, slut, cunt, shithead, fucker, MOTHERfucker, pussy. . .etc.
P.S.S: Believe in the power of Jashin. . .you athiest fuck buckets.
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