Chapter 15: Naruto Uzumaki II
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
So I've been made the ultimate wuss of the series because it seems that I'm the punching bag of every damn female in existence. Be it I know them or not. It has to be a joke, is that it? Perhaps, you writers get a sick kick out of watching me suffer.
Well, I'm a funny guy and I can take a joke and I enjoy making others laugh. However, when I'm the only one who seems to suffer the wrath then it becomes a problem. Here's a little joke for all those who think I'm one to fuck with. . .
Dear Lord,
Let us pray for the soul of this bitch
Guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord,
So that she may learn a ho's place
Amen
See that? That's a forehand warning for all you bitches who wanna try and play a pimp. That's a special warning to Sakura, Tsunade, Temari and Ino who are slowly testing the limits of my patience. How about you go punch Sasuke for once? Everyone knows he needs some sense knocked into him. . .
Sincerely Yours,
Naruto Uzumaki
P.S: That includes you fanfiction writers as well.
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A/N: Seriously, that irks me to no end when people do that to Naruto. :/