Chapter 16: Tsunade Senju
A/N: Thanks to princessbinas for giving me the idea in this chapter. Also, I will be only updating once a week now because I have work and school. If I miss a week it's because I'm busy so sorry in advance.
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
Why is it that I'm always depicted as a hot-headed drunk woman incapable of full filling my duties as the Hokage? (Maybe because you ARE drunk a lot!) I'm a beautiful, graceful young woman who always put the lives of the villagers before my own selfish needs. (Pfft, young my ass! You're at least fifty years old.)
Also, the idea of me sleeping with much younger men like Kakashi, Genma or Naruto is disgusting. I would never lower myself to that level. What kind of woman do you think I am? (The idea of those saggy breasts in my face isn't pleasant to me either grandma!)
Me and Jiraiya are NEVER going to happen. All these years, he still doesn't know how to treat a lady right.
And no, my breasts are not capable of producing milk for starving children!
Sincerely Yours,
Tsunade Senju
P.S: I don't know who's bright idea was it to write on my letter with invisible ink but when I find you, excpect a beating worse than Jiraiya got several ways to hell.
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