Chapter 18: Izumo and Kotetsu

A/N: I know I know it's been almost a month. I've been busy but I'll make it up I promise. I've posted a new story called The Dangers of Inter-Dimension Travel if any of you want to read it. It's only the prologue but I'll post a new chapter tomorrow. Anyways enough of my ranting. . . here's Izumo and Kotetsu. I didn't bother with their last names because I don't remember them.

Disclaimer: You all get it. . .

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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,

Hello Izumo and Kotetsu here! My good friend and I have a few matters that we'd like to address. There are less than 500 fanfictions featuring us. . .and that's for both of us combined! Seriously, we are just as important as everyone else in the series. Genma and Hayate have more fanfictions and they didn't do much of anything!

Kotetsu: (Yawns) Of course there aren't that many fanfictions of us. . .we don't really do anything either. Who would want to waste a good story on a couple of errand boys like us?

Izumo: We are NOT errand boys! (Places thumb on chest proudly) We are the Hokage's personal assistants! Do you have any idea how important a job that is?!

Kotetsu: (Rolls eyes) Yeah because fetching paperwork and liquor for the Hokage is very important. . .

Izumo: (Glares) That's besides the point! Anyways, we do other things as well! We helped Asuma fight those two Akatsuki members.

Kotetsu: The only thing we did was stab a guy who turned out to be immortal and we got our ass kicked by the guy with the tentacles. And in case you've forgotten Asuma got killed in that fight.

Izumo: You know what? Forget it! I'm finishing this letter!

By the way, why are most of the pairings we have are with each other? Kotetsu and I are just good friends who happen to enjoy each others company. We just happen to be together all the time. If you're going to pair me up with someone how about Anko?

Kotetsu: When you put it that way, we do sound gay. The last time you hit on Anko she stabbed your entire body with senbon. Some went in places I'd rather not mention.

Izumo: Well I don't see you with any females.

Kotetsu: I would if you wouldn't try to come with me on my dates and kill the mood. You're the one who scares off the ladies, not me.

Izumo: Well if that's how you feel then I'll just stop hanging with you all together! (Stomps off in a huff)

Kotetsu: (Sighs) He's so sensitive sometimes. . . Don't worry he'll come back after his fit. We'll finish this again some other time.

Yours Sincerely,

Izumo & Kotestu

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A/N: Don't worry I'll have more later today.