Chapter 19: Gaara II

A/N: See? What I'd tell you? I told you that I'll give more! There should be one or two more chapters after this is done. So enjoy my lovelies!

Disclaimer: I won't even bother


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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,

As the current Kazekage there is only so much that I can tolerate. This is were I put my foot down now. I refuse to be disrespected and humiliated by being called 'Panda-kun'! I have red/brown hair and dark circles under my eyes because of insomnia. How do you get pandas out of that?! I will never dress up in a panda suit and start doing Kung-Fu! Do you hear me? NEVER!

Also where in the hell did you get the absurd idea that I'm obsessed with fucking cookies?! Not once have you ever seen me eat a fucking cookie! This just shows you writers level of ignorance when it comes to fanfiction.

Never and I mean NEVER will you catch me borrowing Temari's - hell she doesn't even own any - eyeliner. Again, my eyes are dark because of insomnia! If you don't know what that is than congradulations you've been living under a rock this whole time.

Yours Sincerely,

Gaara of the Dessert

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A/N: I just noticed that I've reached over 12,000 views! I'm so happy! I think I'll do another Itachi and maybe Gai & Rock Lee next. Who do you want?