Chapter 22: Might Guy & Rock Lee
A/N: Last one! It's been about an hour when I started typing these chapters. Hopefully this will update quickly. . .
Hope ya'll enjoy!
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Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors,
Ah it's good to see that the flame of youth hasn't withered away in any of you! Although I must say the way you write my student I make us look like freaks of nature. Sure we do rigorous training such as punching brick walls and 100 push-ups in a minute but we wouldn't be as awesome as we are today if we didn't. Don't you think doing running-hand stands around the village while butt naked is pushing it a little? There isn't that much youth power in existence.
But as a show of graditude. . .Rock Lee and I are giving away free green jumpsuits to spread the power of youth to all the children of the world! Come get yours and you'll become an instant beast of battle too! (Gives signature thumbs up and wink)
Also, why do a lot of your stories show the other Konoha 11 students having close relationships with their senseis but none with Guy-sensei and I? Do we not have a close enough relationship? If that's the case we'll get even closer than we were before! Just you wait and see!
Yours Sincerely,
Might Guy & Rock Lee
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Me: You do realize that most of those stories involve intercourse right? -.-'
Rock Lee: Me and Guy-sensei have intercourse all the time! At least twice a day!
Me: O.O You really are a beast!
Rock-Lee: What? I do not see anything wrong with intercourse through battle. It's a good way to get the blood flowing.
Me: Right intercourse through battle. That's what I totally meant. . .
A/N: Sorry if this chapter isn't all that funny. I'm not really good with writing about Lee.